hey you said let's do vlogmas so we're
doing vlogmas let me see a little face
face oh okay well place your breakfast
order now then tea tea what kind of food
something
substantial bacon no I want a peanut
butter Crumpet we haven't got any
crumpets left I hate
you it wasn't me who ate the r it was
how about okay here are the options okay
two poached eggs with um
something three sausages in a sandwich
or a bacon egg and sausage sandwich okay
the three things in a thing you want the
whole thing in a thing no the three
things in a thing oh poached eggs in a
thing but you don't know what the thing
is it's a surprise so are you willing to
take the
risk
okay what if it's a
semi there are a few things in life you
need to understand number one you can't
just hide away from things okay number
two sometimes cats die those are my
angel wings why because why in AAS I
believe in Ang it's also a fancy dress
box they smell horrible do they you
throw them away probably they smell like
poultry yeah we bought these cute little
things these is for my I'll tell you
what why didn't you decorate the big
tree yeah and I'll
decorate the pink tree a little bit okay
I'll also help with the big tree are you
are you really insisting on having the
pink tree yes and we're going to still
have our fake tree in the bedroom okay
okay okay cool yay do it okay I like
those bu balls there's only four of them
though it wasn't a wise choice was it
you don't need too much of a good thing
all right you should know that you're
with me hey how about this kind of hair
piece for our wedding day fantastic well
how about the photos
this I call that high
fashion I know
look we've got like a silver theme going
on but then we got a gold star so we
might have to get a different star we've
got purple tin so I spr purple's how
it's going to be but that's okay I like
that purple and silver see I want it to
be more green and red this year one year
I put hat on top of their Christmas tree
Chia Hudson River we haven't got any red
and
green oh what is it you've made a mess
oh my God you wouldn't believe what's in
the box what's in the box cat
L because when we put the Christmas tree
in the cupboard that's where we kept the
cat litter is clean there's cat litter
put it on the tree my mom and dad didn't
believe it was a real tree they were
like is it real I said yeah how much is
it I said I don't know a certain amount
of money and they went is it real I said
yeah it's a real tree let me sniff it
and see if it's
real I'm unsure as to whether it's real
you know what you're quite right
actually because it doesn't actually
smell that hard and it is perfect so do
you reckon it's hasn't lost a single
Pine well if that's the case we're
watering a plastic
tree [ __ ] Rosie were taken for fools
Rosie I don't mean to be rude yeah right
but which one of the neighborhood cats
did you kill in order to wear this how's
it going you love sitting on the fiber
optic Broadband dare you does it make a
life go faster so who's this fella that
there is one of the men that attended
his birth well I don't know if he was
wise got PhD or anything but yeah he's
probably you know knowledgeable hey
that's part of the Nativity it's the
cloud ah this is the guy who brings Merr
or gold or something cuz he's got a
present that guy hasn't brought anything
that guy bought his hip
replacement oh
[ __ ] hey these are my [ __ ] Rags leave
it alone but this is so I seee this is
the stable and that's mother Mary and
baby Jesus wait I'm worried that's
Jesus's dad or something yeah it is
Jesus's dad because those are the free
words he's just given birth no wonder
he's holding his hip
hey I'm pregnant and it's yours but it's
not but it might
no it's not mine I shoot blanks it's Son
of
God okay gift we're looking to get in
her pants you already did it nice hello
there I bought some snacks for yall so
that's the story of Christmas oh wait
wait wait wait we have to talk about the
fact that um we could only afford one
wall I'm not very good at decorating
Rosie I don't think you have a lot to
work with if I'm honest what this what
this there we go get it get it he loves
playing with bubles I forgot how much he
loves them he steal them he steals them
off the
tree he's got enough to put it on the
tree baby should i b it again okay hold
on hold
do oh [ __ ]
you [ __ ] you so Rosie's about to ring a
wedding venue for our wedding she going
to speak to a woman about uh some prices
and about us going down there to have a
little look to see if it's nice nice to
see if it has a magic carpet and all the
things that I've requested um a stallion
or two a Pimp Daddy cane and a top hat
available for me to hire slash bu so
here we
go I hate ringing people why um doesn't
it make you confident that you'll Sat by
probably the most beautiful tree
Christmas could offeres make me
confident I know I know we have
decorated our Christmas tree and what
happened was we decorated it I decorated
the little paint Quan put in the bedroom
Rose decorate the real one failed to put
the lights on first hey so now we can't
put the lights on stop what you're doing
everybody Rosie if you look in the
distance if you look in the distance can
you see the ring girl on the verge of
the
road [ __ ] hate you we're on our way
to my mom's house we're going to eat
dinner and we're going to go to the pub
quiz with my brother Rosie tell
everybody what our quiz name is oh right
last last um time we came here we were
uh quiz team at agilera yes this time
we're going to be Agatha quiz D but
we're going to lose aren't we and I'm
excited to lose I'm not excited to lose
I lost last time in joint fourth place
both with 32
points it's the taking part that counts
how many people are there here and IA
chisty a in third place we lost the quiz
um probably because we don't know enough
about the following sports music The
Connection round themes general
knowledge geography
history
everything what are you staring at on
The Confectionary yeah we did because I
knew the answer to this question name
the film The Following characters are
from Lex something else something else
John Hammond oh Jurassic Park got it
name the following film these characters
are from Satine something else something
else the unconscious Argentinian Mulan
Rouge got it that was me so what did I
win we won two lots of confectionary and
I noticed there suppos of film questions
that you got right but there wasn't a
film round I know so all in all we lost
the quiz but it's the participation that
counts um unless you go home with
nothing I went home with this we had a
good day didn't we and we were with my
brother which is really nice I'm so
happy my brother's come to live with us
again
not not in our house in our LES been
household but he keeps inviting himself
around for
Christmas love you turn on what we're
doing tomorrow sorry it's all right
we're going to see a wedding venue
tomorrow are you happy about it
no I can tell you [ __ ] off did you get
jealous today get away from me my
boyfriends were at the P quit
no get off get off
me I don't make you jealous [ __ ] off
little [ __ ] you love it though makes
the sex spicy and intense
okay right so great day tomorrow we're
going to go to a wedding venue to go and
look at it it's a castle it might be a
castle might not be a castle it's one of
my favorite of the
venues really gross um you is excited
about the castle yeah only because I
want to play in it for an hour well
we'll get to play in it for a few hours
you no you can ask the hard-hitting
questions like oh you know where's the
ballroom where's the ceremony I'm going
to be like well the [ __ ] is a dungeon
it's our dungeon I'm scared Rose was
like if we got married there obviously
we'll spend the night there Ros is like
you're going to [ __ ] yourself in a
castle and I was like yeah I am cuz it's
probably haunted and it's a real British
Castle so I knew we going to be in a
room alone
haha no it's going to be like that bit
on Scary Movie when that ghost [ __ ] her
in the end yeah and she's like kick it
like you own it I love that SC if I hear
that I'm going to know exactly what's
going on every day is a step closer to
the
dog oh one last thing show them my tree
I want to show them it oh [ __ ] no no you
you walk there I'll be in there just a
sec
come on what did it say whatever you do
don't roll your eyes it was a mistake I
made earlier don't roll your eyes don't
sigh don't even criticize to the
slightest
degree right turn the light off you can
see how dim the lights Rosie that is not
a light those lights are not on are you
telling me that those are actually
lights oh my God that's that's better
okay do you want to turn it with the
light on okay if I must hold on this is
my Christmas
display that's by my
bed I got a photo of me you know what
it's quite cute I'm not going to C I
took the B that's the best place for it
though it's all pink and I've got this
photo frame which I need to put a photo
of this in do you remember when Lindsay
thought that was just a paper weight
said me and you yeah and she was like a
shirt it's not a paper weight and I was
like no it's it would be so funny if it
was also let's look at what you've got
on yourself apart from the
earbuds a used condom You' got a us B
hey that's yours you slagger Thor this
is how much I think of Rosie I haven't
changed the picture the default picture
in my frame just yet Rosie what the hell
are these you know what they are let me
sing my new Christmas song are you ready
okay this is my new Christmas song
genuinely Christmas is a time for
laughter