Pizza, pizza,
pizza, pizza, pizza...
Well, that's just it.
I don't know where he is.
Yeah...
I'll be in as soon as I find him.
Thank you.
(Knock knock knock)
I don't want to say
"I'm not mad...
I'm just disappointed."
So you're just mad?
It doesn't matter what I am.
I don't want my son to get arrested.
Oh, so just blindly trust authority?
Adam!
I am tired of this.
I'm trying here.
Sure.
(Watch beeps)
I'm late.
What is that?
I get back tomorrow evening.
Hi! I'm the Buddy Bot.
I can't wait to be your new best friend!
Whatever happened to the Eighth Amendment?
You act like a child...
You get treated like one.
Now, Buddy...
Make sure he stays in the house
and does his chores. Okay?
Can do!
We'll have a great day!
Okay. Okay. I'm coming.
Goodbye, Adam.
Love you.
Bye.
What do you want to do first?
There are tons of fun things to do indoors.
Alright, I'll bite.
What are you?
I'm Buddy, the Buddy Bot.
I'm here to provide
friendship and supervision
to all kids who need it.
Especially amazing kids
just like you.
Jesus, Mom,
why the hell are you like this?
Uh oh...
That's a no no word!
But that's ok!
You can do better next time!
Fuck off.
We'll work on that!
Good morning!
We've got a big day ahead of us.
Let's see a big smile!
What's the matter?
She knows I hate that noise.
Nevermind.
(Phone beeps)
Your mother said that you
weren't supposed to leave.
She's not here, is she?
I'm sorry,
but you have to stay.
Let go of me!
If you'd like,
I can always contact your mother.
Alright! Alright! I'll stay!
Jesus!
There we go!
This'll be great!
Uh oh!
No, Adam! Wait!
(phone rings)
Hello?
Mom (on phone): Hello. I just wanted
to call and check in.
Yeah, yeah,
everything's fine.
Mom: That's good to hear.
Um, I'll talk about this
more when I get home,
but I wanted to...
Whoa!
Mom: What was that noise?
Uh, uh...
Mom: Where's the robot?
He's...
he's...
Buddy here!
Everything is going great.
Nothing but fun chores!
In fact,
according to my schedule
it's time to start the next one right now.
Mom: Well, sounds like
you two are keeping busy.
I'll talk to you tonight then, Adam.
Uh huh. Okay...bye, mom.
You lied for me.
You looked uncomfortable.
That's what buddies are for.
Does this mean
I don't have to do the rest of the chores?
If you don't want to...
You don't have to.
So what do you want to do?
Where are you going?
Um...
I told a friend I'd meet him.
That's fine now, right?
Oh, okay.
Oh...
I'm sorry, but this a special friend.
I'm going to go alone.
You got it.
Alright.
See you, Buddy.
Have fun with that robot, Adam!
(phone buzzes)
And then I said...
"With you here baby...
it's always solid state!"
Am I right? Am I right?
Hey! Screens on your own cards!
Buddy number 3!
Come on! Hands off the chips!
Well, well, well.
Look who decided to show up.
What is this?
You're not the only one
with friends, you know?
You wrecked the place!
I was bored.
You were gone forever.
Wanna join in a hand?
I don't have time for this.
Hey! I had a full house!
Awwwwww!
Mom's going to kill me.
Oh, no, no.
Well she's not here, is she?
Yay!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Get him!
You were going to change me again.
A little.
I thought you wanted me
to be fun.
First you leave,
then you act like
you don't like me.
Don't you want to be my buddy?
I'm sorry.
You want to play the cleanup game?
Can I change you...
like you changed me?
Let's play
the runaway game.
Buddy, stop!
Fuck!
Uh oh, that's a no no word.
I don't have to listen to you.
I'll stop when I want.
This isn't a very fun game, Buddy!
It's fun for me!
Adam, please.
...save...me.
I can't wait to be your
new best friend...
Mom!
Did you throw a party?
No.
I messed with the robot,
and it went crazy,
and I... I just...
I'm just glad you're here.
Are you ok?
Yeah,
I'm okay.