How many steps do you think it takes to get from Squidward to Captain Man?
The only way to find out is to connect the dots.
All right, let's start decorating.
Squidward is not the biggest fan of Christmas.
SpongeBob, how many times do I have to say it?
I don't believe in Santa Claus!
Just like Max Thunderman,
although his bad gift of coal ended up being pretty good.
Hand me your coal, everyone.
That's the biggest diamond I've ever seen!
And a diamond would be the perfect gift for Lola Loud.
There you go, good Sir.
Two big brother boots.
Boy, these are stylish.
- Okay, what do you want? - To get a good haul from Santa!
See, contrary to popular belief, I am no angel.
So if I want to get on Santa's nice list,
have one day to undo twelve months of naughty.
12 months you say? That's the same as 365 days,
or 8,760 hours, or 525,600 minutes!
And minutes has seven letters in it, just like Mermaid.
And who's a mermaid who's not really a mermaid?
Mermaid Man?
We're responding to the distress signal that you sent!
Lookout Mermaid Man, because everyone knows that moths can ruin Christmas,
just ask Schwoz.
Just tell us what did this to you.
It was...
[groaning]
[flatline]
Did he mean monsters?
I was saying Moths!
Whoa, that tree came back from the dead,
kind of like Frankenstein's Monster, which sounds a lot like Frankincense.
♪So gimme gimme gimme ♪
Oh, rubbish!
I'll say, those lyrics make no frankincense.
Ho ho ho, that's one!
My 12 puns of Christmas are off to a great start.
I've only got to come up with 11 myrrh.
Myrrh is something that comes from trees,
just like pine cones.
Oh, this pine cone looks delicious.
What's this made of?
Pine cone.
Mmm, you can really taste the pine.
In that scene, Tomika is hanging up tinsel,
which Leni once used to make an outfit.
Forget what I was wearing before. This is a perfect Christmas outfit.
Has anyone seen all my tinsel?
Ooo, I'm gonna tell!
No, no, no!
Just ribbon ya! Ho ho ho ho ho!
Ribbon sounds like ribbit, which is a sound a frog makes.
And Lana has a pet frog named Hops.
Hops, sticky snack! Bulls- eye.
I'll take eleven more burgers, please. I have another coupon.
Why is it so sticky?
You know what else is sticky? Ice cream.
Remember our last Posadas together?
Oh, yeah.
Bobby was so disappointed when our neighbor ran out of ice cream
and give him oranges and peanuts instead.
And speaking of a Christmas picture,
that's exactly what Patrick was hiding in a secret box.
Good thing he didn't pull the secret string,
opening the secret compartment of my secret box!
Revealing one embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas party!
And Piper once had a Christmas party too.
Merry Christmas, ladies.
All of them are drinking juice, which is made of fruit,
just like fruitcake.
♪ Oh everyone try Some hot fruitcake today! ♪
♪Everyone eat a Christmas time cliche! ♪
Man, that fruitcake made everyone in Bikini Bottom into a jerk,
kind of like Dr. Colosso.
Uh oh, look who's under the mistletoe.
You have to kiss me.
You got me.
- Close your eyes. - Ready.
[zapping]
And while Colosso might be a super-villain, Max is a...
Hello? Super-genius.
I built a machine to freeze the world's water supply.
But today, I made it snow for Nora.
And if you left that machine running a little bit longer,
they might end up a...
♪Snow day! Hooray! ♪
The turtles built a snow version of Jupiter Jim,
who's an astronaut just like Elliot.
Squeebee, don't fail me now.
Torpedo in the tube in three, two, one...
Squeebee is purple, just like Captain Wowski.
Yo Ollie, what time is it?
A little thing called shred o'clock.
Ah, tongue surfing, the grossest of the surfs.
But what's the wintertime version of surfing? Ah, sledding.
Uh, you sure you don't want a sled?
Please, I have my own personal sled.
Pony sled!
Pony can get by just sledding on his stomach,
kind of like a penguin,
One of which lives in the Thunderman's living room,
where he's holding a tray with purple and green ornaments,
which are the exact same colors as Patrick's pants.
Poor guy, the ice is really getting to him.
So we gotta bust him out quick! I'm gonna sit on him!
Patrick no! He's very... fragile.
Plankton made a robotic version of himself, and the only other character
I can think of who has that kind of know-how is Lisa Loud.
Factoring sleigh speed, time zone changes and reindeer bathroom breaks,
it's scientifically impossible for the so-called Kris Kringle
to deliver gifts to the approximately one billion qualifying children.
As you can see, x equals, no stinking way!
Not to second guess your math, Lisa, but maybe Santa can deliver
all those presents on time because of the elves,
and elves have pointy ears,
the better to hear Christmas carols with of course!
♪Me, me, me, me ♪
♪ Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh ♪
Stop your off-key caterwauling!
At least he's a better singer than Kale.
Sing, woman!
♪Deck the halls boughs of holly Fa la la la la la... ♪
Yeah, I did it!
Kale is really quiet, just like Lucy Loud.
Oh Ghost of Christmas Past, reveal to us where the presents are hidden.
What'd he say, what'd he say?!?
You know what, Lucy? I think I can actually put you
in touch with the Ghost of Christmas Past.
I think her name is Phoeba.
As if! I'm not Phoebe.
I am the spirit of Christmas past!
Go away.
And since we're talking about ghosts, what about Ghost Bear?
Peek-a-boo losers!
[evil laugh]
Ghost Bear?
Love the new look, oh, Hey, can I get a quick selfie?
Ghost Bear is a pro wrestler, just like La Tormenta, whose signature move is...
The Tornado Twist!
A tornado is a kind of extreme weather, just like a blizzard,
sometimes known as a whiteout, and white is the color of Lincoln's hair.
I don't understand.
- Why is my double old? - You're 11 and you have white hair.
- I did the best I could. - I came out of retirement for this gig.
These days, I mostly just sit around reading in my underwear.
Never mind, he's perfect.
And if you wanted to look exactly like Lincoln,
you'd absolutely need to have an orange shirt.
But orange isn't just a color, since it's also a fruit.
Do you charge for Armor Day gift wrapping?
An orange?!
You're giving your bestie rotten fruit!
I looked everywhere.
No one sells unicorn blossoms.
She's just gonna have to take this disgusting orange.
Clearly Sage isn't the best gift shopper, just like Bobby.
Oh, don't worry about buying me a gift Bobby Boo Boo Bear,
I mean, sure, it's our very first Christmas together,
and I'll probably remember what you get me for the rest of our lives.
But no pressure.
Right, no pressure, babe.
[crying]
But he's not the only Bobby, since there's also Bobby Fletcher.
Please welcome racing champion Bobbie Fletcher!
[cheering]
Bobbie is an excellent driver just like these Christmas tree lights,
which are the favorite holiday decoration of... Captain Man.
[yelling]
Just take it easy, this always happens. It's part of the charm.
See, Squidward and Captain Man are so closely connected.
it only took 49 steps.
I think we've earned ourselves a nice cup of cocoa, don't you think?
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