LEWIS: Hello everybody and welcome back to
Trouble in Terrorist Tow-oohh
No! Thomas! Don't! You Daaare!
(Mixed Laughter)
Lewis: I was admiring the lovely woodshop!
TOM: So sorry. You need to the intro.
LEWIS: I think. It's okay, I think I re-spawn up here. Erm...
Very glitchy-ly though. Oh help, help me.
LEWIS: I'm glitching out badly. ZYLUS: Help him. Help him.
DUNCAN: I've got a Galil.
DUNCAN & RYTHIAN: Galiil. [Overlapping] TOM: The Galil
LEWIS: Ooh, I'm having a seizure.
SJIN: OH! Shit! Shit! Shit! --- DUNCAN: It's Sjin! Sjin! Sjin!
ZYLUS: It's Sjin. It's Sjin. It's Sjin. (SJIN: I got Duncan, I got Duncan.)
SJIN: He starting shooting at me. He starting shooting at me.
RYTHIAN: Well done.
(Lewis laughs quietly) DUNCAN: Pffff.
LEWIS: Who are you shooting? Wh-who are sh-?
LEWIS: Who is shooting me!? (ZYLUS: I'm shooting Sjin!)
ZYLUS: I'm shooting Sjin! I'm shooting Sjin!
BEN: Shit. Lewis is dead!
TOM: Why are we? Why are we shooting him?
BEN: Who shot Lewis? TOM: Oh! That must be Ben! (Laughs)
ZYLUS: He killed Duncan.
SJIN: Where are you? Where are you, Zylus?
RYTHIAN: Where are we going? > BEN: Here he is. I've found Lewis.
ZYLUS: I'M THE Detective, Sjin! It's Sjin! (RYTHIAN: NO!)
SJIN: Oh fuck! Why didn't you say so! Shit. (ZYLUS: It's Sjin.)
SJIN: I didn't know. I didn't know. ZYLUS: It's Sjin!
BEN: Right, Lewis was the Survivalist. And he got shot by an AWP.
BEN: The case is... The case is afoot! (RYTHIAN: I see)
SJIN: Who do you think is the Traitor then? >BEN: He has a railgun with no ammo in it.
ZYLUS: It's Sjin, guys! Fucking Kill Sjin!
SJIN: Who is the Traitor? > ZYLUS: IT'S SJIN!!
[Duncan laughs] ZYLUS: BEN! Shoot fuckin' Sjin!
BEN: Where is he? (SJIN: Who is it? Where is the Traitor?)
BEN: NO!
BEN: No, don't me!! I'll shoot you back!
Fuck you frog!
Bawr!
BEN: Yaay! >TOM: Oh, nice.
[All laugh]
LEWIS: You idiot! >DUNCAN: You deserve to lose that horribly.
DUNCAN: Sjin was just standing there shooting everyone with a sniper rifle.
RYTHIAN: No. Well we lost too Duncan.
TOM: Yeah yeah. You all lost.
ZYLUS: I'd rather give Ben the win than Sjin. (SJIN: You guys..)
ZYLUS: Who was trying to fuckin' lie! >RYTHIAN: That's not cool.
ZYLUS: No, I genuinely didn't... (RYTHIAN: Just kill...)
ZYLUS: I didn't know Ben was the Jester. I thought he was a Traitor.
ZYLUS: But. >SJIN: Awww. >TOM: Oh fuck.
RYTHIAN: Urgh.. (LEWIS: fff-ucking idiots.)
ZYLUS: Y'know, the thing is with Ben. Is that he's so bad at aiming that, like...
I thought he just missed every shot. (All laugh)
LEWIS: Wow.
SJIN: Hey. It's me. It's me ya boi.
RYTHIAN: It's ya boi Sjin.
ZYLUS: Ya boi-iii. (DUNCAN: It's Ya boiii.)
ZYLUS: I keep spawning in the same place.
RYTHIAN: Sjin is also either really bad at aiming or a Jester.
SJIN: Oh.
RYTHIAN: So could be.. could be both.
So I'm not saying he's a Jester yet. It's just so - Y'know.
I'm dying doh.
[All laugh] (ZYLUS: Oh Rythian!) (BEN: What's happened?)
BEN: Rythian..Nooo! >RYTHIAN: I keep forgetting
RYTHIAN: I keep forgetting double-jump.
RYTHIAN: I keep forgetting double-jump. (SJIN: He was the chosen one.)
ZYLUS: OH!
ZYLUS: Duncan, what's that?
DUNCAN: It's a portal gun. >ZYLUS: Oh.
DUNCAN: It doesn't work on any surface in this map though.
BEN: Oh. Shiit. >LEWIS: Mm-yeah.
LEWIS: A common problem. [Duncan gasps]
DUNCAN: Oh no! >ZYLUS: Oh no!
ZYLUS: Use the double-jump Duncan! Fuck.
DUNCAN: A much bigger gap than I expected. >RYTHIAN: Welcome to the death from falling club, Duncan.
[Duncan laughs] DUNCAN: I didn't expect there to be such an enormous fuckin'... hole.
BEN: Tom, do you want a gun? >TOM: Yeah.
BEN: Okay. Here you go.
(BEN: Ow.) ZYLUS: Where's your- Oh! I got his Portal Gun.
LEWIS: You can always double-jump when you're about to hit the ground.
ZYLUS: Yeah. (DUNCAN: Yeah.)
RYTHIAN: Yeah, I just forgot. (TOM: Yeah yeah.) >DUNCAN: Yeah, same.
ZYLUS: I got his Portal Gun. Sweet.
TOM: Oh fuck. (DUNCAN: It's worthless.)
ZYLUS: Is it? I'm gonna find a place. (TOM: Oh wait, does it not work on anything?)
(DUNCAN: Nah) ZYLUS: I'm gonna find a spot that it works on.
SJIN: Where are you guys? Where are all of you?
LEWIS: Huh, Sjin is on the ground. >SJIN: Shiit. No I'm not! Fuck off!
LEWIS: You're here Sjin. You're with me. >SJIN: Where are you?
LEWIS: Fuckin' with you. (SJIN: Oh fuck.)
LEWIS: I've been with you for ages. >SJIN: Is it? Is it Lewis?
LEWIS: No. It's probably...
LEWIS: Zylus. >ZYLUS: It's not me.
SJIN: Oh Zylus. I think it's Zylus. (TOM: Errr...)
ZYLUS: Why're you not killing Sji-? >SJIN: Cheers mate. ;)
RYTHIAN: I TOLD you it was Sjin! (MANY: Lewis!!!)
BEN: That was soo obvious! (DUNCAN: You didn't have any proof!)
TOM: You fuckin' idiot {imitating Lewis}
[All talking] DUNCAN: You don't just RDM without any proof.
TOM: You're on our team.. LEWIS: I knew, I knew.
LEWIS: I didn't check the chat.. it's so, aww...
LEWIS: I did it. (DUNCAN: And you were a Traitor!)
BEN: Sjin had obviously been jumping from a height to get himself down to no health. (TOM: Yes, he does it everytime!)
SJIN: I spent like a minute jumping from the roof.
BEN: If you see Sjin on super low health...
LEWIS: That's why you were soo low.. cos you were trying to get.. Oohh my god.
I didn't even think. I'm sorry. I just. I'm sorry.
LEWIS: Please forgive me. I am an idiot. I know what I do.
ZYLUS: It's okay Lewis. We know you're an idiot. (LEWIS: Ohh...)
LEWIS: That feels bad. (DUNCAN: Fuuuuck.)
LEWIS: No! [Zylus laughs]
DUNCAN: Tha-that was Zylus trying to push you off, right?
ZYLUS: Yeah {Laughing} Yeah, I was. (SJIN: Ahh!?)
LEWIS: Hang on a second. Don't shoot him. (DUNCAN: Wait. Jester! He's probably a Jester.)
LEWIS: He's probably a Jester, yeah.
LEWIS: I think Zylus is a Jester. >DUNCAN: Shoot my foot Zylus.
ZYLUS: Okay.
DUNCAN: WOAH! He's not a Jester!
[Many laugh]
ZYLUS: Why would I shoot you in the foot, like, knowing I'm a Traitor? C'mon.
ZYLUS: Think man.
(TOM: Err.. some people) RYTHIAN: Ah, the good old M16.
DUNCAN: Okay he was Innocent but he shot. He tried to push Lewis off the edge. (LEWIS: He tried to push)
ZYLUS: Yeah! >BEN: Ooh, but it's so tempting, right?
ZYLUS: You ask me to shoot you in the foot and I do. And you're still like "Oh, he must be a Traitor!"
ZYLUS: "He would definitely shoot me in the foot if he were a Traitor."
DUNCAN: I'm getting snipped. I'm getting snipped.
DUNCAN: We're getting snipped over here. (BEN: Oh! Who's snipping?)
DUNCAN: Fuuuuck.
DUNCAN: It's Sjin. He's the snipper. >SJIN: No I'm not!
BEN: Return fire! Pow pow pow. (DUNCAN: He's always the snipper.)
LEWIS: No no no, be careful Ben. (SJIN: I'm not sniping.)
BEN: What? (DUNCAN: Who is then?)
LEWIS: Shoot me in the foot. (SJIN: I don't know.)
BEN: Errrrr...
LEWIS: Proof your loyalty. Okay.
LEWIS: Ben is good. Ben is safe. Ben is not the Jester.
DUNCAN: He might be a Traitor though. >LEWIS: Duncan is not the Jester either.
TOM: Err... I'm down here with Rythian. >DUNCAN: How do we. I'm scared to jump on this thing.
RYTHAIN: Where.. where are you Tom?
LEWIS: Just fall off and double-jump at the ground.
DUNCAN: Oh!! It's Ben!
DUNCAN: It's Ben. LEWIS: Ben?
(SJIN: It's not Ben.) DUNCAN: He blinked! He blinked!
DUNCAN: He's over by the wood thing!
MANY: Wood thing? TOM: Wait, what wood thing?
[Many laugh] TOM: We're in a fucking wood room! (DUNCAN: I died.)
BEN: The whole fucking thing is wood! TOM: Everything's made of wood.
BEN: It's not me, I... Duncan. I dunno why he's saying this.
RYTHIAN: Well done Duncan. Good. Good fall right there. (BEN: Help.)
[Duncan laughs] DUNCAN: I double-jumped too early.
RYTHIAN: Ohh.. RIP.
(SJIN: Fuuck.) LEWIS: Where is Ben?
SJIN: He zigged when he shoulda zagged.
SJIN: He's... I think I saw him on the floor somewhere.
LEWIS: I think he might be over here Sjin. Come with me. SJIN: Alright.
LEWIS: Rythian, you come. (RYTHIAN: Sure.)
LEWIS: Cheeky shit Sjin! >SJIN: Shit!
BEN: Wahaay! >SJIN: Hurraay!
SJIN: Don't get Rythian. Rythian's the Jester! Rythian is the Jester! (DUNCAN: No Rythian, no!)
TOM: Oh... Ben. oh.
SJIN: Wait you're. Everyone's dead. BEN: Hang on. I think.
(DUNCAN: Huh?) RYTHIAN: Maybe I'm not the Jester, after ALL Sjin!
BEN: No, no. Tom's the Phoenix. [Duncan gasps]
TOM: Ahhh fffffuck my life. [All laugh]
BEN: Camp him out!
TOM: This is a sad state of affairs. [All still laughing]
TOM: Er.. Rythian! I'm going to try and kill you, so they lose.
RYTHIAN: Yes please!
SJIN: Fuck that... >RYTHIAN: Man, that's some new level plays.
TOM: Wait don't run away!
RYTHIAN: I don't know where you are! >BEN: Poor old Plagueis...
BEN: They said he could bring himself back to life... (RYTHIAN: Oh shit, you're the Phoenix!)
[Shouting]
RYTHIAN: Go go go go! >TOM: Oh I came back with no ammo in my gun.
[All laugh]
(LEWIS: Oh my god.) TOM: That was a bad respawn.
[All continue to laugh]
DUNCAN: I don't have any guns.
BEN: Err.. you can have my pocket rifle.
SJIN: #Blah blah blah bahdidy bah BAH!# (DUNCAN: No, I've got a deagle.)
DUNCAN: With eight shots. RYTHIAN: Hmm...
DUNCAN: Did Sjin just fly!? >SJIN: Yeah I did.
DUNCAN: How?? >BEN: He might be the Survivalist.
BEN: He can have a jetpack.
SJIN: No. I could the Detective, also. >DUNCAN: Oh yeah.
TOM: The Survivalist. >BEN: I dunno.
TOM: Detective! >DUNCAN: Oh! He's used his double-jump!
DUNCAN: Be careful Sjin! You've used it!
SJIN: #Dah dalah dah dah duh, duh dah duh daah, duh duh dah duuh...#
DUNCAN: #Duh dah Duuuh!#
BEN: Oh my god, you're definitely gonna kill yourself. >[Beeping]
SJIN: No! Oh what you doing!? What you doing? >TOM: Oh!
SJIN: You cheeky boy! BEN: No no, Lewis is the Jester!
TOM: Lewis. Tried to railgun me.
BEN:I think the means he's the Jester, cos...
TOM: I'm pretty sure I took... (DUNCAN: So it actually hit you?)
TOM: And I'm pretty sure I took NO damage. So...
LEWIS: I'm not the Jester by the way. >RYTHIAN: I mean, he could've missed. In theory.
SJIN: I think Ben knows, which means Ben 'knows'. Which means...
ZYLUS: Ben knows.. >TOM: Err.. Ben is bad..?
BEN: I'm. I'm the Pee-nix. >RYTHIAN: Ben could be bad.
SJIN: Well sharks don't have noses. Which is instantly... suss. (BEN: No. No push ples)
DUNCAN: Is Tom the Jester then? >BEN: Tom's trying to push.
BEN: Can the Jester push? Have we found that out?
(DUNCAN: Ohh..?) TOM: Erm...
SJIN: Who's the Jester? >RYTHIAN: I assume they can.
DUNCAN: I think...
DUNCAN: I'm not sure. >LEWIS: It could be anyone.
LEWIS: Could be...
[Many talk] DUNCAN: Well I thought Tom tried to hit Ben but...
DUNCAN: I think he just tried to push him. >BEN: So, erm.
ZYLUS: I head a railgun! >TOM: Yeah I tried to push Ben off because...
TOM: Pushing people of stuff is amazing. (ZYLUS: Oh. Lewis?)
TOM: Wait! It's Lewis! Lewis is firing a railgun at us!
BEN: Yeah but it's not actually hurting us, is it?
SJIN: Ohh man. TOM: Erm...
DUNCAN: Maybe he's purposefully missing cos he is the other Traitor?
TOM: Wait, how come Sjin can fly? >SJIN: Jetpack bitch.
BEN: He's the Detective. >SJIN: Welcome to ten seconds ago.
TOM: Oh yeah, fuck. >DUNCAN: Hahaha. Well, longer than that.
LEWIS: Zylus! Is killing me!
LEWIS: Zylus. It's Zylus guys. >BEN: Zylus, don't shoot the Jester.
RYTHIAN: Oh. Yeah. Okay he's dead. >DUNCAN: He wasn't the Jester!??
RYTHIAN: He wasn't the Jester. Zylus killed Lewis.
BEN: So Zylus is a Traitor, right? >RYTHIAN: Zylus killed Lewis...
RYTHIAN: And Lewis was not the Jester.
DUNCAN: Woah! >BEN: Woah, oi! Someone hurt me!
TOM: Err...Duncan... >BEN: Tom. I think Toh...
DUNCAN: You would've heard it if it were a deagle. That's all I've got.
TOM: huh huh huh huh huh.
BEN: I have my game sound Very low. Gonna turn it up a bit.
DUNCAN: You still would hear a deagle. >SJIN: OH wait! Lewis is dead.
RYTHIAN: Yes, we just said! Zylus killed Lewis. (BEN: Oh! I've been hit again!)
DUNCAN: Who railgunned me?
RYTHIAN: Which means Lewis wasn't the Jester. (DUNCAN: Someone railgunned me.)
TOM: Oh my god! (DUNCAN: Woah! Been hit!)
TOM: Err. Duncan. >DUNCAN: That was a railgun shot.
SJIN: It's Kermit. It's Zylus. >DUNCAN: That was a railgun shot.
DUNCAN: From the other side.
SJIN: It's big Zee.
(DUNCAN: Big Zeee#) SJIN: And he's. I see him. I see him.
SJIN: He's down there with the tools.
DUNCAN: Where? >SJIN: Exactly where he should be.
DUNCAN: I've only got a deagle.
DUNCAN: I can't really shoot him from this range. >SJIN: See him down there?
SJIN: He's down there by the paint cans.
SJIN: Get in the boys! Go on!
DUNCAN: I'm scared, to jump. Ha ha ha!
SJIN: Charge! Ya cowards. >DUNCAN: I'm really scared to jump off.
SJIN: Well, you want a job done right... (DUNCAN: Ahh. AhhhH!)
DUNCAN: I did it!! [Rythian cheers]
ZYLUS: Oh no.
[Lewis exhales] >SJIN: Where art thou?
SJIN: Oh what the fuck? Did you die? >DUNCAN: Did he fall to his death?
LEWIS: "Oh. Oh no." Splat.
SJIN: Fuckin'... clown.
[All laugh]
DUNCAN: Woah! >SJIN: Oops.
DUNCAN: Was that Sjin shooting at me?
SJIN: Noo. >TOM: Fuckin' Sjin.
SJIN: No! I'm the Detective. (DUNCAN: Have we worked out who the Jester is yet?)
SJIN: Errrm... >RYTHIAN: No. We thought it was, erm, Lewis but...
TOM: It. It wasn't. >SJIN: I think it might be Duncan.
RYTHIAN: Yeah, it could be. It could be Duncan.
TOM: No Lew, er, Duncan was shooting people. I think he's a Traitor.
DUNCAN: I haven't shot anyone. I've... I had eight shots in this deagle.
And I've still got eight shots in it.
TOM: I bet. I bet he's Traitor.
DUNCAN: I... I haven't shot a bullet.
RYTHIAN: All I know; it's not Sjin.
DUNCAN: How do I get off this thing? >RYTHIAN: And I have dual. I'm a Survivalist. So...
TOM: Err, it's Duncan then! It's 100% Duncan!
RYTHIAN: Okay.
RYTHIAN: Wait, why do I trust you?
DUNCAN: Why is it not you Tom? >TOM: Cos... cus I'm cool guyyy...
[Rythian laughs] >SJIN: He is, no. It checks out. He's a cool guy.
RYTHIAN: It's true actually. It's true.
SJIN: Ohh!! I shot him and he dead-ringered. He dead-ringered.
TOM: Oohh! Boom. Fuckin' called it.
DUNCAN: Oh, the flamethrower sucks ass! >RYTHIAN: He's flaming me. He's flaming me.
RYTHIAN: And it did no damage. It did zero damage. (DUNCAN: It sucks. It's totally useless.)
SJIN: Wait, Rythian's a Jester don't kill him! >RYTHIAN: No I'm not!!
RYTHIAN: I'm the fucking Survivalist.
BEN: But you can use it while dead-ringered, which is weird.
SJIN: Duncan check your chat log. >TOM: Yeah, the flamethrower and erm..
DUNCAN: I know who the Jester is. >SJIN: Who is it?
DUNCAN: I'm not going to tell you. >SJIN: Well.. don't be a prick.
[All laugh]
RYTHIAN: Well either way, Duncan's the Traitor at least. (ZYLUS: Rez me Duncan. Rez me!)
RYTHIAN: Err.. Sjin I think I'll stick with you to be safe.
SJIN: No, spread out and hide.
SJIN: If nobody dies, we win. (RYTHIAN: Hmm...)
RYTHIAN: Yeaah... but... >SJIN: And that's fun for everyone including the audience.
[Rythian and Tom laugh]
DUNCAN: Fuckin'. Stop hiding!
SJIN: Oh shit! There he is. It's Kermit.
SJIN: On patrol. >TOM: Wait, Kermit's back.
RYTHIAN: Got him.
SJIN: Noice. >LEWIS: Oh, well played. >TOM: Oh wow..
(DUNCAN: Fuck)
SJIN: Watch out for ol' Dunc-y. >TOM: Good job.
TOM: Good job, Komits... >ZYLUS: I didn't really get the greatest gun when I re-spawned.
ZYLUS: And then I ran into two. So it was kind of an issue.
RYTHIAN: 'kay, got to find Dunc-y Dunc. >SJIN: Where is he?
DUNCAN: Fuckin'! All I've got is a deagle, and it sucks! [Rythian laughs]
BEN: Well, buy a Traitor weapon.
DUNCAN: I've used all my.. I had to buy a defib...
DUNCAN: For rezz-ing Zylus who instantly died. (RYTHIAN: 'Kay. Don't get tempted Sjin!)
RYTHIAN: Don't get tempted!
SJIN: Fuck it I'm out.
RYTHIAN: I know it's tempting to shoot him, but it's a bad idea.
LEWIS: You're going into space? [Many laugh]
LEWIS: "My people need me!" >RYTHIAN: Zooom#
RYTHIAN: Oh, hello.
SJIN: Find him. >TOM: Wait, where was the body of Kermit?
RYTHIAN: Dead-ringer again.
SJIN: More like dud-ringer. >TOM: Oooohh#
SJIN: Oh shit!! RIP.
DUNCAN: It's just absolutely worthless.
[All laugh] RYTHIAN: It really is crap.
[All continue to laugh] LEWIS: SO you can fire it when you're...
BEN: You can use it while you're dead-ringered.
BEN: Here's the thing. It's got.. the damage range is shorter than the, like, animation range.
MULTIPLE: Oohh... >RYTHIAN: Okay.
LEWIS: I was wondering whether stuff did no damage during dead-ringer
TOM: Oh shit.. >RYTHIAN: Yeah, maybe that's somwthing as well.
BEN: Cos when I tested it, I. I killed a stationary target in like, two seconds.
LEWIS: Right. >SJIN: Shit. Oh I'm taking some damage.
LEWIS: Sjin is fuckin'... >SJIN: No. No. No no no. I was...
LEWIS: Killing himself! Sjin is probably the Jester!
[All laugh] >SJIN: No, no. I got shot. I killed, I killed a terrorist. >LEWIS: Oh yeah?
SJIN: I killed a Traitor. >LEWIS: Where is he then?
SJIN: He-he.. I put him in that paint can over there.
LEWIS: Hm-right... let's go and have a look shall we?
SJIN: Yeah, check it out. Scope it out. It's legit.
LEWIS: Hm-well.
SJIN: Hey what's up guys? >LEWIS: Well, it's one out of the way anyway.
TOM: Hey, what's up dowg?
SJIN: Oh nothing, just... Just Traitor -oh I mean Innocent things.
[Many laugh]
ZYLUS: What's the range on the winchester? I've been trying to shoot at people forever.
ZYLUS: And it just doesn't do anything. >LEWIS: Watch out for RDMs. Don't shoot...
BEN: Why are you shooting people? >ZYLUS: I just want to see what the range is.
ZYLUS: Pffff... [laughs] >DUNCAN: Yeah. That...
BEN: Maybe, it's because you're a Jester. >ZYLUS: Maybe.
ZYLUS: But could be not. (RYTHIAN: Ooh, that was risky.)
TOM: Oh!!
SJIN: Oh shit. Almost.
ZYLUS: Someone just got sniped.
(ZYLUS: Rythian just got sniped) TOM: I just sniped Rythian. Erm...
TOM: I was just trying to fire a panicking shot at him.
TOM: Buuut... >LEWIS: You sniped Rythian!?
TOM: But he, er... he just died! (ZYLUS: Go check his body Tom.)
TOM: I didn't realise I was such a bad-ass at shooting.
[#Dramatic Music Begins#]
BEN: Maybe, it's because you're a Jester.
ZYLUS: Maybe, but, probably not.
RYTHIAN: Ooh, that was risky.
BEN: Maybe, it's because you're a Jester.
ZYLUS: Maybe. But probably not.
RYTHIAN: Ooh, that was risky.
TOM: I just sniped Rythian. Erm...
TOM: I was just trying to fire a panicking shot at him.
LEWIS: You sniped Rythian!? >TOM: But he, er... he just died!
[#Dramatic music plays out~#]
LEWIS: Do you wanna kill Tom? >TOM: Oooh. >SJIN: Shit.
ZYLUS: He could've.
BEN: Tom, how've... (DUNCAN: Oh god..)
TOM: He was the Survivalist. ZYLUS: He was the Survivalist.
(ZYLUS: Oh no. That wasn't...) DUNCAN: It's Sjin!!
SJIN: No! Fuck fuck fuck. >DUNCAN: Sjin's the Jester...
SJIN: I'm out of ammo..! >LEWIS: Sjin's the Jester!!
DUNCAN: Sjin's the Jester. (Sjin: Shit no I'm not, I'm running.)
DUNCAN: Sjin's the Jester. (TOM: Ow, I'm being shot!)
TOM: By Lewis I think. (DUNCAN: Fuck...)
LEWIS: It's not me. It's someone above you.
LEWIS: Someone up there Tom. >ZYLUS: I think it is Lewis.
LEWIS: It was Kermit! It was fuckin' Kermit, was shooting you, from up there.
ZYLUS: Okay, it's Lewis.
DUNCAN: Oh! Fuck! >LEWIS: Kermit is fuckin' shooting me!
ZYLUS: Yeah! Because you're blaming me after having not done anything. (LEWIS: It's either Kermit or Tom.)
DUNCAN: Ow.
[Rythian laughs hysterically]
SJIN: Whut? What the fuck? Duncan? [Duncan laughs]
ZYLUS: Tom. Shoot Ryth- Lewis Tom. (LEWIS: Duncan just fell off to his death.)
ZYLUS: Trust me. >TOM: Wha- why would I shoot Lewis?
LEWIS: He was shooting you Tom!!
ZYLUS: I'm the fucking Phoenix! Lewis.
TOM: Oh. >LEWIS: Wow.
SJIN: Ooh.. poo.
ZYLUS: I wasn't shooting Tom. I only shot once at you...
Because you keep pointing the finger at me. So...
What does that make, y'know, make me think of you? Lewis??
ZYLUS: Oh!!
[Tom laughs] ZYLUS: Oh who's shooting me?
ZYLUS: It's Lewis innit. Where is he?
Where's the bastard?
DUNCAN: Man, I wish I hadn't fallen to my death like an idiot.
LEWIS: How you guys doing up there? In your ra~afters?
BEN: Yeah I'm good. >LEWIS: You having a nice time?
BEN: I'm having a bit of a hide~ >LEWIS: After you killed poor old Tom.
(LEWIS: And poor old Duncan.) BEN: Well. I didn't kill anyone.
LEWIS: What did they do to you? Huh? >DUNCAN: I just fell.
BEN: Lewis. Lewis is a Traitor.
LEWIS: Am I Ben? >BEN: Yeah...
BEN: You've got your traitor-y noise.. coming out of your mouth.
LEWIS: You enjoying your time up in that cupboard? >BEN: #Wheeeee~#
BEN: No more cupboard for me!
BEN: Bleurgh!! [All laugh]
LEWIS: Oh my god. No more cupboard for you.
TOM: Wow.
DUNCAN: So I found out that if, erm... >LEWIS: Falls to his death.
DUNCAN: If you take any kind of fall damage with dead-ringer...
DUNCAN: It activates it... (TOM: Yeah.)
DUNCAN: So it looked like I fell to my death. But I didn't.
(RYTHIAN: I saw that.) DUNCAN: So I saw Tom and shot him.
ZYLUS: I genuinely, like...
ZYLUS: Don't understand how the Survivalist- Uh, not the Survivalist...
The- the Phoenix works.
ZYLUS: Because I was.. >DUNCAN: You have to not get one-shot.
ZYLUS: I was on ten health, and I still didn't re-spawn. When I got killed.
LEWIS: I think you have to take damage which puts you on, like ten.
LEWIS: Or something like that.
BEN: Yeah I dunno exactly how it works. >DUNCAN: You can't take more damage than that.
BEN: Basically; sometimes~ you come back to life. >ZYLUS: 'Sometimes' it works.
[All laugh]
BEN: That's what it does.
LEWIS: It's- it's based on the hands of fate.
ZYLUS: It has -never- worked for me.
LEWIS: Alright. I am the -one- Innocent. Claiming it right now.
SJIN: Have you been handcuffed? (RYTHIAN: Okay..)
BEN: Wow, bold claims. Anyone else pretending to be the Innocent?
ZYLUS: I haven't, look, dragon elites. >SJIN: Oh shit! Shit! Shit!
SJIN: He's got Traitor guns. >ZYLUS: Yeah I've got Traitor guns...
ZYLUS: I would've fucking shot you, wouldn't I? >BEN: They can be Survivalist guns as well.
DUNCAN: Sjin's the Jester again. >SJIN: No I'm not.
SJIN: Fuck off.
TOM: Yeah but, wait. Er, he wasn't, erm, Jester last time when he was hurting himself.
LEWIS: Yeah he was! (DUNCAN: Was he?)
ZYLUS: No no, it's fine. Sjin. Sjin. Sjin. >SJIN: Yeah?
ZYLUS: Crowbar me once.
ZYLUS: Go on. >SJIN: Fuck off.
ZYLUS: O-Kay, Sjin's a fucking Jester.
[All laugh]
SJIN: Shut up! Alright. It's not cool.
ZYLUS: Oh fuck! >RYTHIAN: Zylus, don't!! (SJIN: It's not fun when get expo-)
ZYLUS: I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Double-jump. Double-jump.
RYTHIAN: Alright, cos I'm trusting you.
RYTHIAN: So you gotta back me up.
(SJIN: Hmm. Bloody hell.)
[Duncan laughs]
DUNCAN: You did sound like really obviously like Jester talk.
SJIN: [Sigh]
RYTHIAN: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. He-
DUNCAN: Who? Woah!
DUNCAN: Hello Lewis. Whu-
DUNCAN: I'm try to do some parkour here. >ZYLUS: Wait a second.
ZYLUS: Wait a second!!! I think Sjin is actually a Traitor guys.
DUNCAN: Why? SJIN: Yeah I'm a Traitor.
ZYLUS: I think- no no no, wait.
ZYLUS: I think- >BEN: What do you- Explain your reasoning.
ZYLUS: Okay.
ZYLUS: Rythian was up there with Sjin
And we just said, like, Sjin is a Jester.
I think Sjin with the crowbar might've right-clicked me instead.
So he could pretend to be a Jester, and just kill people.
ZYLUS: As a Traitor. >LEWIS: Is he killing people?
ZYLUS: I think he just killed Rythian. >LEWIS: Rythian? >BEN: Rythian~?
SJIN: It's true I did. Yeah yeah yeah. (DUNCAN: Ooh shiiit~)
DUNCAN: Where? >SJIN: I got him. I got him. Fucked him up.
DUNCAN: Go and check the body. >ZYLUS: I'm- I'm up here.
ZYLUS: I'm gonna try to get there, but- >LEWIS: Duncan
DUNCAN: Hello. >LEWIS: You're very suspicious.
DUNCAN: Why?? I'm in the good position.
LEWIS: I know I'm in a good position too, with you.
TOM: Both of you on snipe patrol. >LEWIS: Look, we better beat- oh.
LEWIS: What- what role are you Duncan? >DUNCAN: I'm Phoenix.
LEWIS: Hm-okay. Good.
LEWIS: Right, we- should we, should we kill Ben?
LEWIS: I think Ben's probably bad. >TOM: Let's do it.
BEN: No! Ben's not bad~! >TOM: Let's kill him.
BEN: Noooo~
BEN: I'm getting sniped. Lewis is sniping me!
(DUNCAN: I dunno) >TOM: No he's not.
DUNCAN: He's sounds a bit like... BEN: Someone just shot me- Argh! Ow!
DUNCAN: He might be the Phoenic- not the Phoenix. The Jester.
LEWIS: Yeah, that's true. If Sjin's a Traitor we can't kill Ben.
DUNCAN: He does sound like he doesn't- he sounds like he's pretending to want to get shot.
[Lewis and Tom laugh]
SJIN: Fuck off.
LEWIS: Okay. Sjin. Where are you?
SJIN: Nowhere.
LEWIS: Tom? >TOM: Hey
LEWIS: How you doing? You still alive? >TOM: I'm good.
TOM: Er, I'm firing.
DUNCAN: Yeah. I think it might be Ben. Is a Jester.
LEWIS: You're firing!? >TOM: I just fired a little bullet right next to you.
LEWIS: I heard!
LEWIS: Do you wanna- >TOM: Just- just look to your right.
LEWIS: Wha- oh shit. Where are...
LEWIS: Gimme a little shot. Shoot me a little bit.
TOM: I just err... >LEWIS: Just so I know you're not the Jester.
TOM: Hold still.
TOM: Oh shit. >LEWIS: Oh god.
LEWIS: There's like bullets pinging off everything.
ZYLUS: Sjin?
LEWIS: Come on Tom, shoot me.
ZYLUS: I can see Sjin everybody.
DUNCAN: I killed Ben. I killed Ben. He tried to shoot me.
DUNCAN: Okay. It was- it is Sjin that is a Jester then.
SJIN: No it's not.
DUNCAN: Ben was a Traitor. I can't go back to get his body.
LEWIS: Go on Tom, shoot me. >TOM: Okay, if Lewis dies...
LEWIS: Not in the head though!! >TOM: I'm Innocent.
LEWIS: If I die, this is a headshot!
TOM: But that means I'm Innocent. (ZYLUS: Yes Sjin? No I - urgh)
LEWIS: Not a headshot Tom!! [Tom laughs]
LEWIS: Tom. If you headshot me, you're a Traitor.
TOM: Err, Lewis. Lewis is a Traitor. >LEWIS: Shoot me.
LEWIS: Ah! Tom shot me. >TOM: Lewis is a Traitor.
LEWIS: Or is that Duncan? Oh!! >DUNCAN: It wasn't me!! Oh fuck!
DUNCAN: Where's it coming from!? [Tom laughs]
DUNCAN: Shit. I'm on Seven HP.
DUNCAN: Oh noooooooo~ >TOM: Yeah, suck it.
SJIN: So who's alive? [Many laugh]
SJIN: So Tom is the Jester. >TOM: What?
SJIN: Angor is the Jester, says my chat log. Who's left?
SJIN: Who's left? It's you and me...
And a phoenix.
(DUNCAN: Oh fuck.)
(DUNCAN: He's found me.)
SJIN: Who was the Phoenix? Which one- Tom, which one was the Phoenix?
DUNCAN: I got no ammo. This sucks!!
TOM: I know. The Phoenix is garbage.
SJIN: No, Tom is the Jester! Tom is the Jester! >TOM: Shit! Shit! (ZYLUS: Get him Duncan!)
ZYLUS: Get him! >SJIN: Tom is the Jester!!
RYTHIAN: No, that's not cool. That's not cool. (TOM: Am I?)
[Many cheer] DUNCAN: What?? >RYTHIAN: Okay. First of all...
RYTHIAN: Very well played Sjin. >ZYLUS: Yeah Sjin. He was a Traitor.
RYTHIAN: That was really good. (ZYLUS: Sjin was a Traitor.)
LEWIS: That was really well done Sjin. >SJIN: Ooh fuuck.
LEWIS: Who was- who was the Jester that round? >TOM: I was!
RYTHIAN: It was Tom. >LEWIS: Oh it was Tom~ the whole fucking time.
RYTHIAN: Yes.
SJIN: Did you think Tom was shooting you Duncan? (LEWIS: Oh my god.)
DUNCAN: Yes! I thought he was.
LEWIS: Well there you go. That was some TTT.
Thanks for watching everyone!
See you next time!
[Chorus of Byes~!] [#Outro Music~#]