Try sticking your tongue out
[laughter]
What's going on ya dorks? My name is Matthias!
- Hey there, Matthias! - How's it goin' Tanner? - It's goooin' good
Well la de da! Today we're doing 10 strange Wish products that Tanner
Picked out on Wish.com
Remember that yeah?
[Tanner, weirdly] Dot-coououm
The heck just happened dude?
It felt like you were trying to like seduce me!
[mockingly] Dot coooom
Imma let you know whether these items are dank, or stank. Ya dig?
First item! [reads to Hallux Valgus]
- What does that mean? - I think it's a spell in Harry Potter
HALLUX VALGUS! Haha, it puts toe-socks on people.
What does this mean dude? [struggles] Oh my god!
I can't click on it!
- How're your motor skills right now, dude? - They're rough :3
- Ah, also called a bunion! I've had a bunion- - I have that! I think I have a bunion.
Or is that just my big toe?
Does the bunion have a toenail on it?
So- [immediate laughter]
I just don't understand, like- That's upsetting...
[through laughter] What?
What is that there for?!
Just string it onto the pinky toe, so people know when you're walking.
"Joey's going around the corner again!"
There's so many pictures! And then someone put their hand through it.
I thought that was a foot at first. I was "what?"
I love them. They just looked like the picture and keep my toes separated, which will help a lot with the issues.
Okay, so this is for maybe disabilities... "Diabetic neuropathy"
I don't know what that is, but I'm sure it's painful "ouch"
So I guess maybe it's supposed to keep your toes separated
Does that mean you wear them with shoes?
Or you just wear them walking around so your toes are always separated? Because I guess that's what a bunion is? It's when you're like-
Some of your toes push on your other ones and push it into your shoe
So maybe it'll just, when you're not wearing shoes, help your toes to stay separate, so they're not like pushing into each other
- I don't know. - I feel like it wouldn't have an effect in shoes right? Because the shoes are just clumping them back together
Yeah, maybe, maybe it might just like cut off circulation to your toes. Buy!
There you go dude. Let's put it in my hand- Put my hand in it, I mean.
[giggly comment about cutting open your hand to put weird sock thing in]
Why did I say cut open your hand; I didn't even think just hold it.
I don't know, because you're a murderer?
So I don't want to knock this too hard, because it says it helps people with disabilities. It just it does look silly...
Yeah, I mean it's definitely keeping my fingers separated when they normally would go together. These things right here
So all in all I must I'm gonna rate this a...
Dank! Because it seems to help people!
So for two dollars, to get relief from like maybe a like a disorder or something that you have?
I say that's A1.
Blue sponge-! What? Blue sponge... [reads to soreness]
Aha, why are you reading it like that? [laughs]
Therapeutic neck support tension reliever- I've had neck issues, in the past!
And I've had back issues! - Same. Back issues? Worst pain you can get.
You ever had groidal issues? - Have I ever had what?
Groidal issues!
No, have you?! - No
Oh, okay so from my experience- [laughter]
You still sounds like you're speaking from personal experience!
Groidal is not a thing! - I thought you said groinal.
I said groidal. - What the heck is groidal?!
I don't know! Anywhere in the undercarriage?
[laughter] - BUY! [Tanner's losing it]
Now that's a good time!
Wow! Look at dat!
So, it says sponge, so you're supposed to clean yourself and massage yourself at the same time?
So it's like a two-pronged approach? - Two pronged approach. - You know what that means?
No no, use it-!
Clean myself up with that? - Do you want me to hold it for you?
I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Support tension...
Why don't you just lay your head on a pillow?
Or just lay your head on a rock... and squish it with another rock!
This is just so bad!
I hate it. That's so dumb. Oh wait-
Stop...
Look at this guy. - Oh my god. He's looking at a picture of himself.
- That's actually Toby from The Office!
Look at her. That's not how you do yoga! - Wait I think she died!
Let's use this as marketing promo. They're like CSI comes in they're like, "We're about to clean up,"
They're like, "No, no wait! She's doing yoga!" - She's doing [sounds like yogurt, enunciate Matthias!]
[reads to charger] Okay, so it's just a little wireless power-
Oh, no, I get you
It comes with that little thing you put on the back of your phone, so that a phone that doesn't have wireless charging,
can now wirelessly charge. Can you, put it inside a case though?
Buy now!
Wow! This is a wireless Qi charge receiver
There's nothing too complicated about this
You just plug this into the back your phone, and then you stick this on your phone, and then it will charge your phone
Okay
This is not gonna charge fast guaranteed though, wireless charging isn't that fast
compared to just like a fast charger directly into the back of your phone my phone will not wireless charge because I have a
Pop socket on but I have deemed a pop socket more useful than wireless charging really pop sockets are just
Don't you suck my pops okay?
It's just like you can put your fingers in it. You can make it a little bit about your pops suck it
What did you say you said like a pop socket joke is something the other time wait
Which one which one you have multiple pops socket jokes
No, I can't remember the context though guys. Do you remember? What video is from or was it just from my real life?
Tell me I hate not monetizing Tanner's jokes when there's no camera running. My jokes are all be around
like
Guys not really funny when there's no camera around he's a real bore. He's a real. I say real boy
He's a real boy real boy. No no
Turn me on man
I've already shot to be you videos today, and I had to be a bunny one both times. Well that doesn't work oh
Yeah, it does there. We go charging wow
That's a sting dang fashion DIY assemble for and one educational solar robot
Drilling machine wait you can make multiple robots all with the same parts oh
There's a drill machine now what if it actually drills do I get all four or do I pick all right? Bye?
Okay, so here's all this stuff, and it looks like you guys built something you guys
Yeah, you I mean being all my other personalities
It looks like it's one thing that you can build multiple things out of I believe we built the dunno song okay
So it doesn't look that complex now. Well we forgot one little minor detail though. What else did I forget man?
How do you start it up? You have to yell at it go?
No, it worked. Oh, it's solar alright, so we have a UV light here check this out
How gray is that well
No, what are you doing? I'm casting my future upon it my future is very bright. I knew
It well it works in the daylight not in false daylight
Here's the thing do you really want to see the thing though the little thing move around do you really care that much it's a
little toy alright relax
Everyone's like I need to see that you see those not by a wish
Cosplay flexi ears costume accessories winged dragon gargoyle grey for those women that want to go the opposite direction
Like you know I don't want to be more attractive day. I want to be less attractive try to look a little batty
We have one photo. That's slightly closer, and if you're like whoa too close there
You go back it up back it up back it up now. I can see it sold out
Let's say that oh wow
Oh
No, I don't even know what I was trying to say I think I was gonna say so delicious. I think it's accepted totally cool
What?
They just tagged it like an animal Oh
Mold that was like this is the worst oh, I gotta use adhesive, no oh
my gosh
I doesn't look comfortable for these that's how I did it for her and that's what you have to do you have to squish your
ear
Gargoyle
This product is high-quality. Well. I guess I just don't understand what level you're gonna go to these are $13
I feel like if you're gonna like cosplay you're not gonna
Just have your ears showing to like no gargoyles got normal ears, and then the gargoyle ear is on in the back of one
That's why it's just like look at that ear dude looks like a sad dog ear
You'll get about to cast a spell on someone as a sting before I get out of that next product big shout out to rape
Right Rachel camper clicking that Bell icon and commenting down below if you want to get your own shout out like Rach did
Do the same as she did be a cool person alright next product instant smile comfort fit flex teeth top
Cosmetic veneers, did you just wear them for photos. Yeah, see it's for people that don't have teeth
I think I guess I'm a little confused
Hold on now. I'm really confused. I'm really confused. They're giving these things away
Free you know my dad used to always tell me nothing in life is free
Literally nothing so if someone's giving you some for free as a catch. Do you really want to put something?
That's free in your mouth. Let's think about the implications at hand I think you too much about the implications
I think but yeah, you're right. What was a lot, maybe put some freedom out
I'm saying like especially this that you're supposed to like glue to like your gums or something like that
Where it's like permanent well this isn't permanent because there's no way that these are good for chewing the teeth are all one
They're not even separated. I think it's just for a photo get for free something's off about this
There's something not right we are very proud of the design and quality of our perfect Smile the product has been
Manufactured to the highest standards. That's why it's free. Those are the smallest teeth I've ever seen in my life
I could swallow it on accident. That's what I'm saying. How many times have you swallowed a tooth on accident tooth, buddy
My words look Oh creepy first smiling that's what I'm saying. It looks like they photoshopped it. Hope. It's free. I'm guessing
Was supposed to stick in your mouth, no, it's supposed to clip in remember. This is not a clip
But why does it do after that I have no idea
Wow you look handsome as a heck your beard really glows and how why your teeth are
Sticking your tongue out
Oh, oh, oh my gosh tastes so bad. Oh, what are you gonna do bit out excess saliva? Oh?
That shouldn't be going on your mouth
So this you're supposed to heat up then attach to this and then put an impression on your actual teeth and that's how these will
Stay on your teeth, so that's all this is this is just supposed to help people that don't have a great smile
But like it looks so fake teeth aren't white whose teeth are white like actually white
I've seen some people get like veneers and caps and they look so fake because they like ask for white and just like whoa
kind of glare
So yeah, if you ever do get veneers having off-white. I like you know a little bit of yellow in there
It sounds counterintuitive because everyone's always trying to make their teeth white, but it makes them look real
But don't get free teeth by the way
That's gonna be a stained Chinese vintage antique old style excellent brass carved word padlock WordPad lock
I'm gonna lock my word in there tell it secrets and then lock it
Does it only lock secrets? Maybe it's like a padlock what they just walked nothing. They just attached it
Just by so it's just like a tiny little padlock, but a little racist
No, it's a writer for Isis, did you hear right?
Okay
Gotta make sure I'm not being racist
Organically yeah, the natural kind the natural kind of rice
Okay, check this out. Okay? Oh
That looked like violent these tabs are keep it from opening it
Just closes the tabs one so it's not really like I don't know you could just smash and break through it really
But it's Chinese vintage so if you break that this is not Chinese vintage the Chinese are much better at designing
This you think so no yeah, this is definitely not Chinese, but it's Chinese
This is like modern Chinese people trying to make money off of Chinese things that weren't actually ancient. They're like Chinese vengeance. I would know
Chinese because I guarantee you this is from China. Let's make a sandwich
You know get some water, which they did to white person sandwich. You know do you being racist towards Mike on white bread?
Yeah
Wonderful I eat. My white bread on a white picket fence holding a white flag because I give up
That's a stink that's what I feel like doing looking at this. Yeah, what is inside it wait? What is that? I?
Don't know, but they got so close in on it too. She's just like thank you
This is like the next meme
It's just like when someone says something dumb
It's like the smack to the forehead, but it's like one intensity level higher because they've now you need to massage your forehead
It's so dumb because they're actually about to lose it. They're just like
One more breath, and I might have died at the car. Bye. Oh, yeah, what is it? Yeah?
I assume it's a massager. Oh yeah, you really want me to read vibrating stroker. That's what it's called
Wow you touch no you touch, no, you know you touch
This is the weirdest object it's like so obscene without being obscene something's just so off about it
How does it turn on press it at the same time you have to say you touch you touch how about you touch?
And oh you just smacked it I touched
Okay, let's try it how's that feel? I don't understand what she's putting it like up here that just actually just hurts
Just feels like I'm poking myself in the eye
Thank you ever vibrated your eyes before this is just a horrible experience so this thing is just so strangely odd
I don't even know I try it
That's what you're supposed to do
They do it it doesn't do anything it stinks
Oh, I can feel press it up against your I know you just touched your face. He was touching your face first. I'm clean
I'm more clean you were sweaty boyes arguably no honest. It is really I'm putting something. That's my finger against my eye
It's like it makes it seem like it's gonna like give you this like tension relief or something like that
But just like take anything that's vibrating and just put it on your face, and you'll pretty much have the same effect take cellphone
That's a sting. I don't even know what it is, and it doesn't work for what it is. Oh my gosh
Costumes for all occasions I feel like this is a very specific occasion yeah for all occasions
Castas for all occasions any occasion you need you could be an old woman burn old, man
I guess it's general neutral, but if it's at a youth party a youth party yeah
and you're like gonna be edgy only use the loud and
Hard see if they're a just at the party yeah
See you put that on when you're like 22, and don't go and do some crazy stuff. Everyone's gonna be like dang no
Get got skills. Yeah, I was a hankie
$50 not cheap being beautiful all right. It's an actual skin suit. It's $1,000. Oh
We get 1 million likes on this video
We will buy the skin suit and Matt himself wear
And if he walk because I know sometimes people won't I'll wear it then or hold that five hundred thousand likes. I'll wear
Oh, you're just gonna one down me
This is so crazy, creepy. I mean it's so crazy
It's so crazy. I'm fed up with this world know. This is horrifying everything about this is weird, Kanaka, man
Oh my gosh the feeling of the skin feels like skin
You look like you're wearing a pinch you want some serum for your fifth brother
Look at that came with like skin diseases much like Matt. Oh
That was genuine
Smells like pastrami or something
Not even close to any person skin color oh
I'm so creepy tanner. I think you'd look better with this one
That's the new style of a paper bag
Yikes, that is a stink that is absolutely terrifying new fruit
Banana K's protected I mean
What are you doing to where your banana needs such protection yeah?
Normal people can put a banana in a bag and to last going to school or going to work bananas
Come in a bag like if you if you get attacked by ninjas on your way to work or school
Yeah, may protect your banana. Maybe if you're trying like all the stick-up. You know hey, wait a minute
I have pointed to people even let me finish my job without your joke. No continue. I was gonna say I lost it
Why don't like I guess I'm just oh
that's
Not okay, why is this upsetting you know like that Tripta foamy or whatever, it's called
It's where you have a fear of holes that gave me a similar vibe. Yeah, what is it?
Type it type the Wikipedia article in the comments Add to Cart okay very good there. He is
Oh, we have some banana. All right you want to see if it protects the banana
Because here's the thing arguably if you have a banana
Protector you're assuming that your banana is gonna. Go through some some trials, so it's not crazy to assume
That's someone that needs this needs to know if it will actually protect their banana in a variety of circumstances
Do you see what I'm saying?
Well and it actually broke the banana - yeah opened up the banana
In multiple spots, I just can't put my my name on that and it broke in half - yeah
That's actually the most this point. I'm pretty gonna do squished bananas for all
Now we're all eating much know that banana stinks - cuz it's a little it's just very
No, it's not all that's right. I should say it's still very edible and when your banana goes black
Know when your banana goes black then you can use it for a banana cake or a banana bread or a banana trash can
As do most people throw their bananas away when they go black, but you can make use of those so stop wasting banana banana
What haters whatever?
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