I'm telling you,
a padded cell so he can't hurt himself...
Excuse me, gentlemen. May I join you?
Sergeant Moore, please, sit down.
So...
Where's your friend? I think Shawn needed some time alone.
He's got a lot on his mind.
Angela and Shawn have a volatile relationship, don't they?
I'm not sure they have much of a relationship anymore, sir.
And why do you suppose that is?
I'll tell you why.
It's because of that Topanga!
Don't you worry about Topanga.
She's nuts about me, sir.
But ever since her parents split up,
she's been, how can I put this gently?
A horror!
And for some reason,
your Angela finds this freak show attractive.
It's hard to come in the middle of the game
and understand anything, isn't it?
Trust me,
it's worse when you're here all the time.
So, fill me in on this Shawn Hunter, will you, Mr. Feeny?
Well, I have seen Shawn overcome every obstacle
that life has thrown at him,
and grow up to be
one of the finest young men that I know.
What about me? Tell him how much you like me.
Shawn is a deeply sensitive and caring individual.
And I've never seen him as happy
as when he's in the company of your daughter.
And I always thought that Angela felt the same way.
So they were real close.
Until she ran away.
And do you know why she ran away?
Yeah, I think I do.
Topanga!
She's poison.
But don't hate her, sir.
She's my problem.
I love her so much, but poison she is!
Under no circumstances, however,
let your daughter go anywhere near him.
Well, I think we did a great job redecorating.
I know. It's finally starting to feel like our place.
Yeah, just the three of us.
Three women together.
(DOOR BUZZING)
Will you stop bothering my father?
I asked him to come here, Angela.
Why?
Because I'm leaving, and I wanted to say goodbye,
and I wanted to know that you're all right.
I'm better than all right.
I'm in my new apartment with my friends,
looking forward to the next part of my life.
That's right, Sergeant Moore.
Three women together.
Dismissed!
Yes, sir. Gone, sir.
Well, he must have done some job on you, huh?
What do you mean?
I mean, I didn't think you were that impressionable, Dad.
He was never trying to impress me, Angela.
He was trying to impress you.
He's just trying to get you to like him.
I already like him, and he knows that because I told him so.
Well, I hope you two will be very happy
together in the Army.
I'm not going into the Army.
Why not? Because I like him, but I like my country more,
and I don't want this boy anywhere near the Army.
But I do want him near you.
Angela, I had nothing to do with this.