- Let your parents show you the correct way
to apply a condom using a banana.
- I just put it in, you have to get the tip wet.
Open up, daughter.
- Okay, oh my god.
("Ode to Joy")
- [Mickey] Hello. - [Cody, Brianna, Dani] Hi.
- Mickey, like the mouse. - Cody.
- Brianna. - I'm Dani.
- That is my father - Daughter.
- And that is my mother. Our mom--
- Our mom, her dad. - My dad.
- Divorcees.
- No. - Divorced. 25 years when ...
- [All] Divorced.
(laughs loudly)
- Whoo!
- Swap clothes with your partner.
- If we don't do the dare, what do we do?
- Don't be a little bitch, Dad, c'mon.
- Why won't you do it?
- He won't do it.
- Well I'm not taking my clothes off in here if I do it.
- No! Put the cup back and go switch clothes.
- I'd rather just drink the beer!
- Nope, go. Mom's in charge, go Dad.
- No she's not. She never was!
- Please, the butt Dad. Show the butt.
(laughing)
Mom do you want to (mumbles).
- Your butt looks better in it than me.
- I'm usually really good at this. Yes!
- Give a shot of tequila to your most talented child
and a shot of hot sauce to the biggest fuck up.
- I feel like that's you.
- I thought they were supposed to decide who got this?
- Yeah, I think it's fine. Take em.
- You should've graduated high school on time.
I walked, you didn't
you fuck up. - Ass.
- Fuck you.
(laughing)
- C'mon, Michael.
What is going on?
- Drink it!
- Yes!
- Go. - What is that word?
- Eat whatever your parents concoct
from Kat's Kitchen ingredients.
- Yes! That's your dare.
(laughing)
- Hey, I hate cake.
- We know.
(laughs)
- 'Cause I just got the-- (gagging)
- Here's your favorite.
(gagging)
No, you can't.
- Fuck you, fuck that.
- It's not that bad.
- Nice!
- Well you made one, finally.
- Finally! - Fuck off, Dad.
- Let your children pie you in the face.
- No.
- Yes. - No.
- Pie in the face. Let's go.
- I'm gonna get him back. - Do we have to
not react to them (laughing) doing this?
- Stop, that wasn't the deal.
(laughing)
- Re-rack.
- How do you want em?
- [Brianna, Dani] Tight pussy.
- [Mickey, Cody] What?
- I know neither of you know what that is, okay.
- Is that this?
- No. Do you need directions, Dad,
of what a tight pussy is?
- Is that tight for you?
- [Brianna] It's good.
- Can we get a tight pussy.
- Yeah.
- Jimmy does. - We know what that is.
- Boom, bitch.
- You're dad doesn't know how to hit that.
(laughter)
- Yes!
You're parents are going to dump a bucket
of spaghetti sauce over one of your heads.
Who will it be?
- We have to decide this together.
- You're the favorite, you get the spaghetti sauce.
- I won't do it unless you're ready, okay?
- No.
- Really? - Oh my god!
Can I have a hug?
This is my last white tank top.
- You gotta go shopping. - It ain't white no more!
- Fuck you, Mom!
- Let your parents show you the correct way
to apply a condom using a banana.
- Show me the condom.
- Hold it. - Let go.
- I'm teaching you, you're not teaching me.
- Okay. Oh my god. Mom just put the banana in her mouth.
- That's disgusting.
- I didn't stick it down my throat.
I just put it in, you have to get the tip wet.
(laughing)
You do!
- Get a bucket of ice water dumped down your pants.
Honestly , I'd take that to wash down the spaghetti sauce.
- Oh! Oh my god.
- I think this is the best thing ever you talked me into.
- I wanna punch someone in the face.
- Yes!
- Fuck both of you, I'm winning. Okay?
- That was so close.
(yelling loudly)
- Oh hell yeah. Fear Pong hats.
- Make it rain, bitches!
- You guys suck.
- Oh, what is this?
- Play Fear Pong.
- You ready to get your family fucked up? Fear Pong.
- Game.com
- Fear...
- [All] Pong.
- Game.com - fearponggame.com
- And she graduated, we talked about this earlier.
- And I'm the fuck up.
- Get your family fucked up, bitch.