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Hello and welcome to the WrestleTalk News. HEADLINE: Laurie Blake @ElFakidor
I am El Fakidor Laurie Blake. I don’t know if you’ve noticed but something
really weird is going on around here? Like something is off? Ah, I‘m wearing a jumper
HEADLINE: Batista Shoots On The Rock?! That’s better. So anyway, you may remember,
haaaaa, that Batista returned on Monday’s RAW. Haaaa.
The Animal attacked the Nature Boy Ric Flair at his own birthday celebration causing Natch
to turn red and swell up like he’d popped a p balloon.
But it’s actually Batista who needs to look out for swelling, of the head, because he’s
been saying some things about fellow wrestlers turned movie actor The Rock.
In an interview with the Tampa Bay Times he had some harsh words to say about Rock The
Dwayne Johnson's acting chops, which is not what The Rock has for breakfast.
“Rock was, in a way, a movie star before he was even a movie star. There is something
about him that’s really special. I’d never take that away from him. Would I consider
him a great actor? F--- no. Do I have your attention now, Dwayne.
He also said that Rock and Cena were “wrestlers who became movie stars” while he was “something
else” because the order in which you achieve stuff doesn’t matter. Time is relative.
“I don’t care about Fast and Furious or Bumblebee. ... That’s not the kind of stardom
I want. ... I want to be in Dune. I want to work with Denis Villeneuve.
I want to work with Sam Mendes and Jodie Foster. I want to work with Academy Award winners.
I’m proud to be a character actor. I want that respect and credibility and education.”
And I also want to drag a tomato around the loading dock of an arena. I’m a serious
actor.
After the article came out, Batista tweeted to clarify that he was not bashing the Rock.
“I’m not a disrespectful person. I speak from the heart and sometimes it comes across
harsh. I stand by the interview” His people are entirely literal.
Becky Lynch In Prison?! Somebody who isn’t entirely literal, else
she’d have a penis, is The Man who 100% legitimately spent some time in prison after
invading Raw on Monday night. Becky was keeping kayfabe alive after being
“arrested” on the show and posted some police mugshots to call out Ronda Rousey:
“Ronda, you go back and get that BELT because I didn’t come this far to collect it from
Stephaine. I came all this way to take it from you.”
Which prompted WWE to ask if anyone wanted a mugshot on a t-shirt.
Got one already thanks. hashtagFakidorarmy. But Becky responded to WWE saying: I do. Bail
money. Following up with: “I paid my own way out,
but wondering if I can claim bail money back in work under expenses? @vincemcmahon”
Ronda Rousey Calls Becky Lynch Fake?! So far so witty, but woah wait a minute here
comes Ronda Rousey, who, actually nailed her response, huh. Shame it wasn’t a televised
promo. To Becky’s call out about taking the title
from Ronda, Rousey had this to say: “That’s what I’m trying to do dumbass.
You hobbling around trying to be a ginger crutch ninja and taking fake prison photos
in the hallway isn’t helping.” Woah woah, hold your horse there Ronnie, only
a ginger can call another ginger ginger ninja. Becky Lynch Pulled From Fastlane ?!
Unfortunately for the ginger ninja though it looks like she’s been smoke bombed out
of existence when it comes to Fastlane. According to WrestlingInc the Q Arena in Cleveland
has pulled Becky Lynch from the listing for the pay-per-view.
They say the arena originally listed Lynch vs. Flair in a singles match for Fastlane.
They later pulled that match and just had Lynch, Flair and Rousey listed for appearances.
Now Becky was removed altogether some time in the past two days. Leaving just Chaz and
Ron scheduled to appear. So chances are the storyline will extend her
ban to Fastlane but that probably won’t stop her from crutching her way in like a
crippled carrot Batman. So Batgirl. WrestleCrate Discount Code: ‘WTTV’
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