Nailed it.
I'm on fire!
Do I even need to f*****g be here?
Wow.
He plays more than he says. That's why he just battered me.
John O'Shea.
What about pace?
Ooh, well I mean just literally going from the game that we just played it's not gonna be high.
Just because I know what FIFA is like I'm gonna go 34 pace.
Wow.
Err, I'll give him
52.
It's actually 33.
Wow, nailed it.
I'm on fire!
He can't be that slow in real life?
He's not that slow in real life.
It's FIFA. If you're old they just like ping you straight down.
I mean listen, I'm not. Yeah.
I'm not saying he's a whippet anymore like but he's not that slow.
What do you think he's defensive rating is?
I reckon he's. What is he in the game?
I reckon he's about 76 defensive rating?
I'll say about...72
75. You know these don't you?
Wow.
He plays more than he says that's why he just battered me.
Dribbling.
I'm gonna go 84 dribbling.
87?
81.
He's better than that ain't he?
Yeah.
What about his pace?
What's his pace gonna be?
I'm gonna go 76 pace.
I'm gonna go
71.
77. One out. You're always one out.
He's got it all memorised.
Yeah because I knew we were gonna be guessing stats when we came up.
He had a tip off I'm guessing.
What about he's shooting? Obviously, he's a centre back so...
Go on Lynden I'll let you go first on this one then.
I'll give it
30.
Yeah, it's gonna be low. I'll go 36.
38.
Do I even need to f*****g be here?
Wow.
This is incredible.
You're getting a job at EA Sports.
Physical? Kone.
Is he a bit of a unit?
Unit.
He's an absolute tank.
Do you want me to give you the answer and then you can go close to it?
Yeah go for it. Since you know it and I'll just do a bit lower.
I'm gonna go 84 physical.
I'll say 88.
82.
**** off
Still pretty high.
So how well do you know your own stats?
I don't have a clue.
I don't want to know my own stats.
My pace.
I was a bit angry at this actually at the start of the season.
I was in top 5 in the [Premier League] last year.
So I thought I should have been quite high but it was way lower.
I'd say 62.
Is that what it was?
It's definitely 60 something.
It's a lot higher.
Is it yeah?
They've got it down at 79.
Has it gone up now?
Wasn't that at the start of the season.
Think mine's like 68 or something.
Yeah. Do you know what your lowest attribute is?
That's got to be defending or heading (laughs).
Yeah probably heading. Is heading one or not?
No. Defending is 45.
I don't even want to know like. It's just depressing.
What's your shooting score?
Is that bad as well? I feel like that's like 62.
What is it?
It's lower than that. 52.
My god.
What's mine?
See if you can guess yours.
60.
57.
***** really.
Good pace.
Yeah I'll take that all day.
79.
I thought I was quick there. That was the only positive of the game.
Cheers. Thank you very much.
Cheers mate.