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evan's phone is ringing that's a good
sign we got a big day planned for my boy
so me and spencer here got a little plan
that i might get evan to
make it make out a little bit a little
tongue action today so let's go see how
he's feeling
hi how you doing happy good morning
getting any phone calls today oh my god
oh [ __ ] oh my god you're real hot on the
market
yeah i don't know why i do
hello have you answered any of them
no i don't know what's going on maybe if
you answer when you're [ __ ]
gone
hello hi you look like a little cutie
pie and i was
hoping
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because i love you this looks weird no
it doesn't i think there's nothing weird
you guys look pretty good i have a
surprise for you
it's a big one so guys welcome to you
have another episode of
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yeah did you leave my number no i did
not kind of i kind of did but it's in a
good way
in a good way to help you how is it
any possibility of collecting so guys if
you did not know this
evan's a lover my man i know you love to
love you love love and making love
all sorts of love things you are a lover
loving man and i know you've been
searching i know you signed up for
christian mingle
so i and bro the dating apps nowadays
you can't you can't trust them bro
ninety percent of people who use them on
their first date
end up with something in their butt hole
i'm
one of those numbers no offense to
spencer i don't use
tender or christian makeup i don't use
any dating lips i can tell because you
called it tender speaking of tender i
know my boy's heart is tender
i'm a little old school so i decided to
get you a date
the old-fashioned way what is the old
fashioned
you're about to find the [ __ ] out
no way beautiful
surprise big things come in small
packages
that's you on that billboard how did you
even get that photo oh i'm a
internet star i know how to use
photoshop dummy single
call me wow you really put my number up
there and everything you're famous now
my name is it's your big day it's your
big day you got your own billboard real
one i guess
my big day yeah good news though if you
look across the street there that guy's
spinning a sign with
my face on it i have not gotten any
calls yet but i'm sure they'll come in
no wonder you're not getting calls he's
spinning it in traffic no one can read
it
hey travonta can you stop spinning the
sign just hold it vertically
there we go that's much better where
would the arrow even be pointing i don't
know
oh hey there hey you know why they're
honked right
they saw you on that billboard yeah
that's what it was hey that's that guy
what a date
that's him you're looking cute
hey
but it keeps going so fast yes
that's my fault well you know since
you're right here we could just do this
right now do you have any nice hot
friends
um i can think of a few okay cool
great i can't wait to see you i'm gonna
call you okay
here for five seconds he gets the number
i don't you gotta start picking up your
phone evan
double daytime
what do you have that i don't
answer that phone i hear a ring answer
go go hello hey
i uh saw the billboard and i thought it
would be a cool way to meet somebody
just moved here so uh you free later uh
yeah yes amazing can i text you my
number and you text me back
alright sounds good perfect i'll see you
later
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are you ready for this bro you look cute
you look good
i appreciate you that's my boy oh hi
allie
what's up you look so good oh thank you
um
thank you we're just waiting on evan's
day actually
evan hi it's cassandra the one who
called on the phone
oh hi you look even better in person
yeah you're very
pretty thank you
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oh you heard that wow
okay so where are you from
just a little town oklahoma i love
oklahoma
yeah elgin was nice yeah yeah okay
filming something
uh yeah this is for our web series
called best friends
that's my best friend and uh we just
started so anytime you can get the boom
out of the shot we're still learning
yeah we haven't really shot like this
before yeah
we were just kind of chilling one day
we're like dude [ __ ] it let's just make
a show
so yeah just keep the boom higher
uh hey there can i have the cashew
ricotta
i am vegan after all i'll do the tuna
melt
do you guys cook dog
okay uh i'll do a caesar salad i'll also
do the salad
i like you i'm a funny dog joke no i
actually lived in china for a little bit
and um over there they took some of the
best dog i've ever had
used to get it like every day
pomeranians mostly
i think i got to use the bathroom logan
you want to help me with the urinal yeah
yeah i do want to do that
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i know but with all the respect you're
the one who answered the phone
okay wow oh here he goes
hey george uh long story short evan and
i went on a double date
things went south my girl eats
pomeranians evan's day eats dogs so if
you could come and
get us out of this mess uh that would be
great man wait wait she's with you right
now
yeah yeah no she's outside now she's
she's alone i know exactly what to do
okay
okay i'll text you the address see you
soon
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by the way we can tell it's you yeah you
can see your face that's not even
covering your face you think
i told my mom she made it too big i said
mom oh
gross oh [ __ ] are you guys okay
yeah you look really stunned oh wow the
only ones that are stunned
that was pretty brave yeah yeah sucks
that you eat dogs
oh i don't eat dogs it was a joke you
knew that right no
no no i thought you were serious no your
humor is so dry
you're hard to read resting [ __ ] face
oh no i don't think you have wrestling
this face
my mom has that i don't think you have
it definitely yeah um
well anyways i feel like we got off on
the wrong foot uh want to go catch a
movie
i'd love that
oh here i'm going to be the third wheel
hey george sorry about that by the way
this girl's crazy bro she's a badass
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wow so much fun being the third wheel
all right i'll let you guys
go ahead and do your thing guys that is
the episode best friends i think we did
our boy good bro
like he's got a date right he's good to
go i hope you guys enjoyed the episode
funny how that that panned out if you
guys are not subscribed make sure to do
so smash the button for me and i will
see you next week also ladies
i'm still single so call me bye guys