(SMG4 Intro)
*SMG4's rage*
Mario: Hey, stinky! Mama mia!
Mario: Come here fishy, fishy...
...heeeere, Fishy, fishy!
Penguin: NO!
Mario: No!
Mario: Mamma mia...
Penguin: Ohhhhhh...
Mario: No, you don't!
No you don't!
(GODDAMNIT PENGUIN!)
Mario: Mamaf***er!
Mario: Mmmmmm...
(Random Mario noises)
SMG4: Oh, don't what the fuck?
(weirdos)
Mario: Hmmmmmmm...
Teletubbie: HELLO!
Luigi: *screams from pain*
(Poor Luigi)
(Goddamnit)
Mario: Nah, it's probably nothing.
(holy crap so much teletubbies)
*fart*
Mario: It's'a me! Mario!
*shut the fuck up mario*
E.Gadd: OUTTA THIS HOUSE! OUTTA THIS HOUSE!
E.Gadd: Get the fuck outta here!
(Tubby Custard x 9000)
E.Gadd: JESUS! FUCK!
*hell no*
*dammit*
E.Gadd: Okey Dokey!
(oh crap teletubbies are aliens confirmed)
(oh no is this the baby sun god?)
Oho look a bird!
Heeheeheeheeheehee!
*Oh shet Peach*
*Omg so much Teletubbies*
Mario: NO! Mamma Mia...
(hey those costumes aren't that bad...)
(Oh no, they captured Luigi)
Mario: WHOA! HOLY SHITO!
SMG4: OH WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
*boom*
Luigi: Mamma Mia...
Eh?
Mario!
*oh shit*
*damnit*
*let's just go and leave poor Luigi*
Holy fuck...
(OH SHIT I WAS RIGHT!!!)
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!
SMG4: No, not like this!
(I'm outta here)
Mario: Hey stinky!
Holy fuck! (again)
(Teletubbies retardedness)
MAH LEG!
(Tubby Custard)
Mario: I give up, that's it!
Mario: BYE!
SMG4: HEY!
*slap*
(Da da di da da da di da)
Oh boy!
I'm legaly blind!
Ahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!
Oooh!
Whoa!
(mushrooms!)
Mario: HOLY SHIT! MAMAF*CKER!
Mario: Yea! *laugh*
(mushroom power up sound x13)
Mario: Oh brother!
SMG4: STOOPID!
E.Gadd: Damn it!
E.Gadd: MMYEAS?!
*poke*
E.Gadd: Work, damnit!
Oooohohoho! Oh yeah!
Teletubbie: STAHP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Mario: RUN BITCH!
SMG4: GODDAMNIT MARIO!
(Mario stop eating those mushrooms)
Teletubbie: AH JESUS CHRIST!
(oh no doritos O_O )
(all of this for tubby custard?)
(seems everything goes fine)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Epic Sax Guy)
Oh yeeeeea!
Oh yeeeeea! (x2)
Waaaaaah!! Noooo! Mamma mia!
(Victory screech)
(HOLY CRAP I WAS RIGHT EITHER!)
SMG4: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!
Mario: No! I'm'a hungry!
Aaah!
Teletubbie: I JUST SH*T MY PANTS!
YES!
SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Mario: AH! Oh no...
(Tubby Custard)
Mario: Oh..... yea!
AH! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! GET THE OUT OF HERE!
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
AHHHHH!
Sun God: GET THAT MOTHAFUCKA!
OOOOH SHET!!!
E.Gadd: Damn...
Taa daaaaaa!!!!!
Kirby: Hi!
Mamma mia...
SMG4: WAT?!
YOLOOOOOO!
*Rage*
BOOM, HEADSHOT!
E.Gadd: Oh yea!
Teletubbie: SUPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!
E.Gadd: OH HELL NAHWAHHHHHHH!
(really sexi)
WTF?! *BOOM*
SMG4: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
(Subtitles made by Sonicfan and Steveluvscows)