[Captions by Judy V. at Y Translator] Sometimes you take a picture,
and then you go to look at it.
Damn. I'm ugly as hell.
Or you zoom in, and notice something,
like this woman over here.
She was just taking a picture of her and her daughter by the ocean,
and if you look closer,
What the hell is the family behind her doing?
They're shoving their baby inside the cannon.
Yikes.
But also, me as a parent.
I mean what, it's not a functioning cannon.
It ain't gonna cannonball the kid out.
Actually, you don't know that.
They just wanted some cute baby pictures or whatever.
This girl, trying to act all seductive on webcam,
and then we got this over here in the background.
What the hell?
Oh, and somebody else on the floor.
Is this a hostage situation?
That kid look like he knocked out.
This person look like they being held up.
What is going on here?
Over here, we got these two lovely ladies.
They didn't even know Voldemort was in the background.
Voldemort before he was famous.
She taking selfie, and it said Lana on the back.
But, what's Lana backwards?
This guy, trying to act all gangster,
and we got his pregnant baby mama in the back,
trying to take the pic.
Oh look, just a cute little selfie at the sunglasses store,
and we got this dude caught,
literally exposed.
As you can see, exhibit A,
he got his head all up in that booty.
Excuse me, ma'am. Booty Patrol over here.
Yo booty it stank.
Use some wet wipes next time.
He just looking out for you.
Damn.
She thicc.
Tyler over here, he trying to take a selfie,
but Tyler, who?
All I see a thicc bitch.
He tried to take a selfie,
it focused on the horse's butt.
This guy took a selfie,
and then realized that him in 20 years
is right behind him,
like same shirt and everything.
This here was proof time travel exists.
His future self is just looking out for him
in the background of his selfies.
This traffic ugh.
There is so much wrong with this pic.
First of all, she is driving.
As you can see in the reflection of her glasses,
Hello, traffic?
Nah bitch, this freeway empty.
I want to know who was driving because she ain't in a Tesla.
She has her coffee in one hand.
She's holding up her phone,
taking a pic with the other hand,
making her duck face.
But who's steering the car?
Here we got this girl taking this cute mirror selfie.
What is that?
Guys, it's not funny.
How that mirror gonna do her like that, man.
That mirror is just jealous.
Man bitch, stop trying to be cute.
You ugly.
I'm gonna show everybody what you really look like.
We got Ashley over here, trying to take a cute bathroom selfie.
Man, her cuteness must be so distracting
that she just posted this pic without realizing
you could see her on the toilet.
Like you didn't see that when you posted it to Facebook?
You on the toilet, thinking,
I look hella cute.
Let me snap a pic real quick.
We love toilet selfies.
Take a pic of me.
I can't flex forever.
If you look closely,
his Mom or Grandma is taking this pic.
That's my big boy.
That's what happen when you eat your spinach.
She's so proud of him.
Just another girl taking a selfie.
[Bleep] open the door.
You left me outside, you threw the ball and
then you went inside to take this selfie.
How could you do Cooper like that?
He's coming for you.
Y'all humans and your selfies.
I am sick of this.
He's had enough, Ashley.
Oh look just a Dad and his baby,
and the dog,
the family dog taking a nice poop on top of the baby's head.
This dude just chilling.
New haircut, new sweater, who this?
And then, if you look behind him, we got somebody manhandling their,
well, it doesn't even look like a baby,
their toddler, throw their--
about to literally throw their, tired of your—
Hey, let's take a selfie.
Oh sh--
There was a spider.
This big, on the bed with them.
Hey, mind if I photobomb?
Hey, make sure you tag me on Instagram, @BlackWidowXX69.
Comment below. What would you do?
You were just chilling on your bed,
and that spider just gonna crawl up right next to you.
This has actually happened to me,
not with a spider, but a f****** scorpion.
And the worst part is he touched me.
I was laying in bed, and then I feel something crawl up my leg.
I pull off my blanket, and I see a f****** scorpion.
I have never screamed so loud in my life.
I felt violated.
These guys decided to bust out a selfie stick,
take a group selfie after the big game.
They made sure they got the whole team including this guy,
who's still in the shower.
I mean at least he got himself cleaned up for the pic.
No.
This girl got a text from her boyfriend.
Send me a pic.
And she sent him a pic.
I guess, you don't need a boyfriend.
Oh my boyfriend, he's so sweet.
He's just trying to take candid pics of me getting into the shower.
He can't leave me alone.
Can't keep his hands off me.
He's just obsessed with me.
Wait!
This is a lie Ashley.
Where is your boyfriend?
You a liar.
This is straight up embarrassing.
Like girl, you should have checked the background.
All you gotta do is look up a little.
Makes you wonder what else she fakes.
This guy thought he was looking all cute,
decided to take a selfie.
He has no pants on.
Makes you wonder, why you got a jacket on?
Top half looking like you ready to go out,
bottom half looking like you ready to go to the toilet.
When you see it.
She's gonna have to change that toilet paper roll soon.
It's almost finished.
I hope she has more.
No, we got this dude hiding in her shower.
Imagine you walking to your bathroom right now,
somebody hiding in your shower.
Yikes.
I am not going to my bathroom without somebody checking it now.
This girl is trying to take a selfie,
and we got her daughter in the background flicking her off,
giving her the finger.
What?
Angela, she tired of your sh--
So happy with my new hair.
Yeah.
I'm so distracted by your gorgeous new haircut,
that I'm gonna completely ignore the fact
that your boyfriend is naked taking a pic of you.
I had this on my refrigerator for six years before I noticed it.
Oh, well.
This girl trying to be cute, taking dressing room selfies,
and then we got her mom,
sneaking into the corner of the door,
You better not send that to any boys.
I'm watching you.
We got these two girls taking a selfie.
Oh my God, look at us kissing.
We're like so cute.
And then her brother,
I don't know if he's opening the door,
or closing the door,
probably closing,
but congratulations
for forever humiliating him.
These dudes took a selfie on the train,
and then looked at the pic after,
and we got this couple in the back.
Obviously, they're just sleeping.
Guys, come on.
Me and my boyfriend do this on the plane all the time.
I always sleep on him in weird positions.
Sometimes, my head is on his leg,
and it looks like that.
Some people, they just got to do what they gotta do to get comfy, okay.
Ashley, will you marry me?
Hold on.
This guy over here trying to propose in the middle of the forest?
And if you look, you see some guy in the background,
who just got done doing his business,
or he's flashing them.
I think he's flashing them.
Imagine taking your wedding pic,
and then some dude just parkours over you guys,
and then photographer ends up focusing on the parkour guy.
This day is supposed to be about me.
And bae caught me sleeping.
Yeah, bae.
Bae thought you were all cute.
Girl, tweetus deletus.
We got this dude, holding this worm.
It's really big, you know.
The woman in the background,
she's like, oh my God.
It really is Big.
She never seen something so big before.
This poor kid.
He's just standing there, posing for his prom pic,
and you see his dad in the background.
No wonder he's not smiling.
I wouldn't be smiling either.
Like, seriously, why, Dad?
I hate when my girlfriend takes pics of me sleeping.
We've got another one of these.
You should probably hook up with the shower girl,
since y'all love attention so much.
Went to take a selfie with the dogs.
They don't care about you, Ashley.
Let them go on with their business.
What do we have here?
Just another mother judging her daughter's life.
Look at these kids, always up to their no good things.
Nah, this Dad, he totally did this on purpose.
He saw her taking that pic.
He was like, I see myself in the mirror.
I'mma show the boys what you don't show them.
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Damn kids.
So this is what y'all do in sleepovers?
What is going on here?
Mommy, I'm so thirsty, I'm gonna drink from the sink.
My baby, he's so thirsty —
So I know when I post this on Instagram,
all the other boys, they're gonna be thirsty too.
Go give your kid a bottle.
What the hell?
Paris Hilton just wanted to take a cute pic with a kangaroo.
Wait, is that actually Paris Hilton?
We got some freaky kangaroos, you know, doing their business.
Should probably check your background
before you post selfies.
But anyways, that's all for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
Comment below if any of this has ever happened to you,
or which one was your favorite,
or which one was the worst.
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Bye guys.
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