Whoever crosses the finish line first wins
Mr. X's X-treme Skate to the Death
Death-a-thon 5000.
Can you dig it?
Dude, you see that audience?
It's like a "Who's Who" of evil jerkfaces.
Meet tonight's racers! First, we have Michelangelo,
the dumbest of all the stupid, pathetic turtles!
Hey, I'm smart! I'm just a party dude!
[booing]
Next, we have Casey Jones,
vigilante and obligatory human ally.
I am not obli... oblidary!
[audience laughing]
And Jason, the gecko boy, a traitor to mutants everywhere!
[grunting]
[gasping]
And for the first time ever,
I, Xever Montes, will personally join the race!
Ha! If I can't out-skate a fish, I'm retiring my blades.
Wrong, dude! I've seen Mr. X on skates.
He's way faster than us! We are hosed, man!
Seriously hosed!
Calm down, Mondo! We need a plan.
Guys, bring it in.
That's right, amigos!
These robolegs can't be beat.
Time to start the race!
Ready!
You are going down.
Let's...
Go!
[screaming]
[grunting]
This isn't so bad, right, guys?
Whoa!
Rocket skates? No fair!
Take a seat already! Idiot!
[vomiting]
You did not just do that.
Here comes more cheating!
Look out!
[grunting]
Whoa!
[laughing]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[booing]
Ha! If that's the worst he's got-
Who said worst?
[creaking]
[grunting]
Aw, no! The aquarium!
How scary can an aquarium be?
[screeching]
[screaming]
Whoa! Look out!
[grunting]
I hate seafood!
Aah! Get it off of me!
[screaming]
[gasping]
Fishface is way ahead! Skate faster!
Booyakasha!
[screaming]
[gasping]
[grunting]
[groaning]
Hurry! Stay ahead of the arrows!
What arrows?!
Duck!
[laughing]
See you at the finish line, fools!
[laughing]
There's the finish line! Hurry!
We just have to get past this last- Ugh!
[shrieking]
Xever's gonna win!
No way!
Now, Mondo! Like a pro!
Aw, yeah!
[screaming]
[screeching]
[grunting]
[laughing]
Pardon me! Eh?
Cowabunga!
[grunting]
It's not over yet!
Go, Mikey, go!
Oh snap! Yeow! Ooh! Hot! Aah!
No one... beats... Xever!
No!
Don't count out Casey Jones yet!
[screeching]
[screaming]
Yes!
Ah, come on!
[grunting]
No. No! You cheaters!
You are hideous examples of bad sportsmanship!