[OMINIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC TURNS LIGHT-HEARTED]
[MOANING]
Hey, do you know how to work this thing?
What? The gun?
[MASKLESS MAN SIGHS]
I'm sorry, I really don't know what I'm doing here.
This my first week here, and...
...I'll be honest, I'm just doing this to make some money on the side.
My wife and I are trying to get a startup off the ground.
Listen, man... [HE SIGHS]
...I'm just an accountant.
I work nights for Two-Face so I can pay for my mother's retirement home bills.
That's pretty sweet.
I mean, say what you will, but it's a living.
Amen to that.
It's not exactly legal, but not hurting anyone, right?
[LAUGHING] No.
What was that?
[FIGHT NOISES]
Woah, uh... I'm gonna gonna go check it out.
[MAN WHIMPERS]
Oh, holy shit.
Hello?
Steve?
[CRASHING SOUNDS]
[HENCHMAN SCREAMS]
Scum!
[HENCHMAN SIGHS]
TONY: Well, that looks like the last of them.
Oh, hey, thanks again, Tony, for the gig.
It means a lot.
Well, you're a hard worker, and a great guy.
You know, I could put in a word with Mr. J.
Really?
Yeah, you keep up this good work...
...you could be employee of the month.
Wow. Shush, you're too nice.
So, uh, tell me about yourself.
Well, I used to work in IT.
Uh, that was up until a couple of years ago when Wayne Enterprises bought out
my tech company.
Since then, I've just been laid off.
Just looking for work.
That-- that's really rough.
Well, it's not that bad.
I'm about to become a small business owner.
Braski Family Janitorial Supplies.
That's great. Sounds like you got your whole life planned out for ya.
Like, uh, you're not gonna have to work with losers like me for long.
Aw, Tony, don't get down on yourself.
Who's to judge you, right?
Yeah. Sure.
[MAN SCREAMS]
Oh God, not again!
Look, don't worry about this. This happens all the--
[THE HENCHMAN SCREAMS]
Oh, God...
Scum!
Yes. Yes, sir, absolutely.
Yes, we're gonna have all those in by Tuesday.
That is ahead of schedule.
Well, you have yourself a good day. Bye.
Oh, Sharon. They doubled their order.
-I'm so proud, baby! -We're doing it, Sharon.
Jimmy, get in here!
Yes, dad?
Son, the family business is doing better than ever.
And, one day, you're going to be running this company.
Yes, Jiimmy, business is booming.
Now, I just need to find that last box that was supposed to be delivered to Wayne Manor.
Dad? What's going on?
I don't know, son. Be still.
[JIMMY SCREAMS]
Jimmy!
[SHARON SCREAMS]
Sharon, no!
Scum!
No, wait!
Look, I know I've taken some shitty jobs in the past. Heck, even some illegal ones.
But, I'm done with that.
Gotham City is no easy place to live.
I'm sure you know that.
Your parents probably didn't have an easy time raising you, Mr. and Mrs.--
I'm Batman!
Mr. Batman, well, here's the point:
I've put my whole life of crime behind me. I'm just trying to make an honest go of it.
I'm innocent. I swear.
PHONE MESSAGE VOICE: Mr. Braski, I'm calling to inform you that you
have three overdue parking tickets from the following dates:
March 3rd, April--
Scum!
Finally, a fresh start. Away from Gotham City.
Oh, what's this?
[HE GROANS]
It appears some poor old woman has lost her purse.
I'm sure the local police department here in Metropolis will be more than happy to help.
Scum!