Randy would always say life comes at you pretty fast.
>> What the hell are you babbling about Riddle?
I never know what you're talking about.
>> Take it easy Gable Stiltskin I'm not here to insult you.
I was actually out here to say how proud I am of the two of you and
those astronomical necks.
And see, I can use big words, too, for that big brain of yours, Chad.
>> You already ruined the greatest night of Otis's life.
>> My night. >> So why don't you get to the point?
I assume you're here for a rematch.
Problem is, when I listen to your Riddle.
I'm not even sure you can define the word rematch, can you?
>> It's like when you gotta light something up twice.
Whoa like a candle, like a candle.
But easy G, a rematch that sounds like a pretty sick idea.
>> [LAUGH] I knew it, I knew it.
He can't even define the word.
It's no wonder Randy left you high and dry.
Where is your partner tonight?
He left you.
>> We know where.
>> [LAUGH] We're gonna give you your rematch.
Under one condition, you have to prove your mental
aptitude in an Alpha Academy academic challenge.
>> [NOISE] >> And
I'll spell it out for your dumb ass Riddle.
You and Randy versus us in a series of tests to prove who
the mentally superior team.
Because let's face it, bro,
we're already showed who the physically dominant ones are here.
>> Were the Champs.
>> Whoa so like an academic challenge like Billy Madison, or
is it more like a wheel of fortune type situation?
Because I love spinning that wheel, and I was thinking maybe me and
Otis just run on these giant hamster wheels.
And speaking of hamsters, Gable,
you've kinda look like a jack hamster with triple the brain power, though, bro.
>> Get him Otis.
>> Big O, stay up there I'm just out here giving a speech, bro.
Whoa, back it up.
Don't do it.
>> It's my day, it's my day.
>> Take it easy. >> Why are you out here?
>> Riddle's mouth might got him in some trouble again.
>> Riddle's mouth- >> No.
>> Randy with RKO.
>> Out of nowhere.
>> Face first goes Chad Gable.
[LAUGH] Riddle with the attack on Otis.
>> What is Gable saying about Orton leaving Riddle hanging dry?
>> That was an intelligent attack.
There's a little strategy involved in that one from RK-Bro.
>> Put it on!
Put it on, Randy.
>> [LAUGH] They have made this ceremony their own.
Where is Orton think he's going Hogwarts.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Listen to this place.
To the knee cap.
>> Wee Man so- >> Look, look, look at this.
Body Slam, Wee Man body slamming Sami Zayn.
>> Wee Man used to kick himself in the face.
>> Are you kidding me?
>> Now he is body slamming Sami Zayn.
>> And now a Tornado DDT by Knoxville.
This is incredible, cover by Knoxville.
>> One, two.
>> Sami kicked out again.
>> [NOISE]
>> After the Wee Man body slam,
I thought Sami Zayn was a dead man >> My goodness, what is Wee Man doing now?
>> I've never seen whatever this is.
>> This is, no.
No.
[LAUGH] >> Wee Man just pulled something
off the size of him from underneath the ring.
>> Sami.
It appears to have a foot on it.
>> Sami [LAUGH] no Sami.
>> Sami, Sami.
>> Sami fighting back.
>> Smart.
>> He's stared down the barrel with that millitary boot on that-
>> Wee Man run.
>> Wee Man get out- >> No.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Sami looking to head up to the top rope.
No, Johnny Knoxville has not moved.
Sami Zayn from the top rope with a grin on his face standing high above the ring.
>> What the, my goodness, Knoxville just set a pyro for the ringpost.
>> The high jinx from Knoxville, spider on cue.
>> And now what's he's pulling out of the bag?
No Sami.
You've heard of the 710 split?
>> My God. >> You've heard of the 300?
>> No.
>> How about bowling ball to future kids?
>> That was a ballsy move by Knoxville, and it paid off.
>> And then speaking of nutty.
>> Look at this.
>> Boot to the the groin.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> What a moment can you imagine?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> McAfee for his boys.
[LAUGH] For the planned.
Now the celebration is on its Pat McAfee and
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
>> McAfee has wanting to drink beer with Stone Cold forever.
What a magical moment.
[MUSIC]
>> A dream scenario.
Pat McAfee wins his match at Wrestlemania,
shares a beer with the- >> No.
Stunner, Stunner, Stunner, Stunner.
Austin stuns McAfee.
>> I hate to say it, but DTA Pat, don't trust anybody.
[MUSIC]
>> Austin 3:16 says I just stunned Pat McAfee.
[MUSIC]
>> Let's start with a few control questions just to get a baseline, okay?
I'm gonna need you to answer correctly.
Is the sky blue?
>> Yes.
>> What's it say?
>> Nice, nice.
He answered correctly, like I asked.
This one- >> Okay.
>> Please answer incorrectly.
Is tonight Monday?
>> No. >> Liar, he's lying.
See?
He's a liar.
I told you.
>> Yeah Yeah, Kev, I told him to lie.
We're trying to get a baseline here.
He's supposed to lie.
>> Carry on.
>> Okay, all right.
One last question.
Is Olympic gold medalist Gable Steveson a spoiled little brat that messed with
the wrong guy- >> Chad.
Chad.
>> At WrestleMania?
>> Chad.
What are you doing?
>> Focus, this isn't about you, I'm paying you 150 Canadian dollars for this.
Focus.
>> [LAUGH] >> Okay.
>> Let's go back to my issue here.
>> You're right, that's good money.
>> Come on, let's get this started all ready.
Enough with the baseline.
>> Get serious.
Yes or no, is your real name Ezekiel?
>> Say it.
[APPLAUSE] >> Yes.
>> What?
>> Is he lying?
>> Good God.
>> Yeah, how bad is he lying?
>> He's telling the truth.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> What?
>> It's true. >> What?
No, no, no, no.
No, ask him why he's lying?
Just ask him why he's lying?
Why are you lying?
>> It doesn't work that way.
It has to be a yes or no question.
I got it, I got it.
Yes or no, is Elias, your older brother?
>> Yes.
>> Wait a minute, it's true.
>> No, no that's impossible.
>> It's true it's true Kev.
You can see it's vivid. >> No, hey, no,
you're not asking it right, ask it better.
>> You ask him, I don't even know what you want from me, the machine doesn't lie.
>> Okay, you know what?
Is your real name Elias?
>> No.
>> That's true too, he's telling the truth, Kev.
>> What? Hey, wait, what's going,
is he paying you more than I am?
>> Paying me. >> Is that what's happening?
>> Look Kev you know me, okay, I am a man of academic integrity, and I'm sorry,
but all signs point to the fact that he is, in fact, Ezekiel.
>> All right, you know what?
No no no, I've had enough.
>> I don't know what you want me to do.
>> He's making you out- >> It's Ezekiel.
>> To look like a fool. >> It's the finest technology.
>> You're embarrassing yourself.
Get out of here. >> It's the finest technology.
>> Get out of here, I'm not paying you.
>> Y'all got some rings?
Show them, show them the rings.
He spent some money on that one.
You guys look good, right?
You got a ring, Tozawa?
Put it on the left finger.
[NOISE] >> Now that's good.
>> My God, friends.
>> Okay now, now, by the power in my vest.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> I'm certified to pronounce you all
committed.
Now get to smooching on for real.
>> Yeah. >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Smooch feel dawg.
>> Time to smooch?
>> Feel smooch all of you.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> All right.
>> There you go.
>> Just smooch on bro.
>> Come on, ref.
>> Whoa no, no, hey, no, no, no.
[SOUND] >> He just pinned his new bride.
>> Come on, Reggie.
>> Man, you are [CROSSTALK] >> For the cover one, two, three.
>> No. [SOUND]
>> She's now the 24/7 champion.
>> No.
>> R -Truth. >> Y'all messing up my wedding.
Y'all messing it up.
>> But is now done.
>> Tozawa.
Tozawa, you're screwing up.
[CROSSTALK] >> Into the cover.
>> Now it's Tozawa. >> Y'all messing everything up.
>> You're mess everything up.
>> You're messing everything up.
Y'all will give me five.
>> Look out, Dana Brooke off the top rope.
>> In her wedding dress.
To the cover now [SOUND] now she retains, wins back the 24/7 title.
>> It's like we're back where we started.
>> She's gotta get out of here.
>> And to R-Truth.
>> That's what I'm wondering, King.
>> Hey, look at this. >> Run, run, run.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> The Shanky chant.
>> Okay, Shanky doesn't seem to be phased by The Loss.
>> Well Samantha, here's how it's done.
>> Okay.
[MUSIC]
>> Go Shanky, go Shanky, go Shanky, go Shanky.
>> Look at this guy.
>> I mean, he took an L, but He's seven foot tall and feeling it.
[MUSIC]
>> What do you think about Hell in a Cell this Sunday?
>> Well thank you, here's what I think.
>> It doesn't matter what you think men.
>> [LAUGH] >> Got him.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Bro, bro you've been here this long and
you still falling for that line?
>> You falling for that line?
>> Come on, man, you better than that, dawg.
You better than that, man, come on now.
Come on man, hey, you ready dawg, yeah.
[LAUGH] Yeah, dawg.
[LAUGH] Hey, woah, Miz you got a question?
>> Do you know what this means?
Do you know what this means?
When my hands go up your mouth goes shut.
No, no.
>> And Miz there's a reason why my homie
John Cena is playing Peacemaker,
and you're playing homemaker while
your wife drags you around by your tiny balls.
>> [NOISE] >> Don't you dare talk to my husband like
this.
Just so you know, my husband has average balls.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Think we needed to know that.
>> Maryse.
>> My husband has above average balls >> [NOISE]
>> My husband has gigantic balls.
Massive balls, huge, huge balls, biggest balls in the whole world.
[MUSIC]
>> Fashion is timeless, Cole.
And when you're this fashionable, you can wear whatever you want all year round.
>> So would you actually wear this to school?
>> Nobody has pulled off a school boy costume like Mace Since Angus Young.
[MUSIC]
>> No.
>> The Monster of all Monsters, now that's the way to walk the runway.
>> My God,
the pond in Anahaim hasn't seen impact like that since the days of George Karos.
Poor Mace is getting those hands.
>> Mansoor.
>> So much for the back to school, collection.
Braun Strowman told you on your After The Bell podcast this week that he's built
different.
>> Literally, Strowman is umped up excited,
proud to be back where he belongs back home.
As he declares it in WWE, and the Monster among Men is dominating.
>> He told you that people are gonna witness the biggest, baddest SOB ever.
And Braun Strowman showing us why.
>> No lies detected.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> No, Mansoor in a deep, deep trouble here.
Last time Mansoor experienced this he got stuck in a locker.
>> [NOISE] >> Powerbomb.
>> [LAUGH] >> I'm trying to make peace.
The tribal chief said he wants peace.
>> Men I don't give a damn about what the tribal chief said.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Hey Roman, Roman hey look,
hey, look, what Jey
just said was super,
super messed up but
he didn't mean that.
He didn't mean that, right?
You didn't mean that.
He didn't mean that, Roman, seriously.
He did not mean that, okay.
Look, Jey has been going through a lot.
He's gone through a lot.
He's just not himself right now.
That's it, okay.
He's just not, lately he just hasn't been, very Ucey.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Is that what's going on here?
That's the problem, Jey, it's cuz you're not feeling.
>> Ucey.
>> It's cuz you're not feeling Ucey?
Ucey.
>> It gets us all sometimes.
>> No, no, stay right here.
Stay right here.
Here is what we gonna do.
If you can't find your inner Ucey again,
I'm gonna do something you aint gonna like.
This is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take that honorary away,
and I'm gonna make him a full blown Ucey.
>> [APPLAUSE]