>>ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
THE LAST TIME YOU TIRED TO BREAK UP WITH JASON HIS MOM
BROKE MY RIBS WITH HER PURSE.
>>LOOK DON'T WORRY.
I DON'T CARE HOW GUILTY HE MAKES ME FEEL.
IT ENDS TODAY.
>>OKAY.
EAR PIECES IN?
>>YES.
>>GLOVES ON, PRAYERS OFFERED.
[KNOCKS]
>>OH, HEY MAL
>>HEY JASON.
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
>>YEAH, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU TOO.
>>OH QUICK DO IT NOW BEFORE HE SAYS MORE WORDS.
>>WELL IT'S-- >>I'M NOT SURE
THIS IS WORKING OUT.
>>NEVER MIND, LET THE BOY SPEAK.
>>YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE NOW...
>>WAIT FOR IT.
>>AND I THINK WE SHOULD BREAK UP.
>>[LAUGHS] SUCCESS!
I'LL BREAK OUT THE SPARKLING CIDER!
HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS?
[FIZZING].
>>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THINGS?
>>AH, IT'S SO FLOWEY.
I THINK I'VE GONE BLIND BUTTERFLY.
>>YOU WANT TO BREAK UP?
>>IS CIDER BAD FOR PLANTS?
I WOULD FEEL BAD IF THIS SHRUB DIED.
>>WHY?
>>BECAUSE I HAVE A HEART.
WAIT, ARE YOU ASKING HIM WHY HE WANTS TO BREAK UP?
I ADVISE AGAINST THIS ACTION!
>>YOU KNOW...I JUST...
I JUST DON'T FEEL THE SAME WAY I USED TO ABOUT THINGS.
>>GOOD.
SAY OKAY.
WIPE AWAY A FAKE TEAR AND WALK AWAY.
>>WAS IT SOMETHING I DID?
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NO.
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED IT AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE
TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT.
IT'S LIKE EATING NON-FAT YOGURT.
>>I'M JUST CURIOUS.
>>CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT'S OPPORTUNITY
TO GET OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP.
>>NO, I JUST FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
>>OH, IS THERE SOMEONE SPECIFICALLY
WHO YOU WANT TO SEE?
>>WHO CARES!
YOU DON'T WANT TO DATE HIM.
>>YES, BUT I DON'T WANT ANYONE
ELSE TO DATE HIM EITHER.
>>I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
ARE WE HERE TO BREAK HIS KNEES OR SOMETHING?
>>NO, I MEAN THERE WAS THIS ONE GIRL THAT EXPRESSED A
LITTLE INTEREST, BUT I'M NOT REALLY LOOKING
TO DATE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW.
>>DO NOT ASK WHO.
>>WHO?
>>I HATE YOU.
>>KELLY.
>>KELLY PETERSON?
HE CAN GET KELLY PETERSON?
DANG BOY!
MAN.
TELL HIM CONGRATULATIONS.
>>YEAH, I THINK SO.
DO YOU KNOW HER?
>>IF YOU DO KNOW HER, WILL YOU SET ME UP?
'CAUSE THAT GIRL IS FINE.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT CHEESE.
>>I DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP.
>>HOW ARE THOSE WORDS ESCAPING YOUR MOUTH HOLE?
>>OH, I DON'T KNOW MAL.
>>GOOD JASON, GOOD.
NOW SLOWLY REEL HER BACK IN.
>>IT'S A TRAP.
>>GO AWAY MATT.
>>NO, NO, COME IN BUTTERFLY.
YOU'RE BEING PLAYED!
>>GOOD, GOOD.
NOW TELL HER THAT YOU'RE NOT SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
THAT WILL DRIVE HER CRAZY.
AFTER THAT, TELL HER YOUR MOM HAS
FORBID YOU TWO FROM DATING.
PEOPLE CANNOT RESIST WHAT THEY'RE TOLD THEY CAN'T HAVE.
>>AH.
>>UH, HEY JASON,
THIS IS YOUR BLACK FRIEND HIDING IN THE BUSHES.
LISTEN, I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE
A DIFFERENT APPROACH.
TELL HER THAT YOU WANT TO STAY TOGETHER.
>>YOU KNOW, NOW THAT WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT,
I THINK WE SHOULD STAY TOGETHER.
>>OH GOOD.
>>TELL HER YOU LOVE HER.
>>I LOVE YOU.
>>GOOD >>LIKE A LOT.
>>ARE YOU SURE?
>>OH YEAH.
>>LIKE A LOT.
>>'KAY.
>>I THINK I'M LOSING HER.
TALK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE TOGETHER.
>>AND WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE MAY HOLD.
>>FUTURE IS A STRONG WORD JASON.
>>IS IT?
>>HOW MANY KIDS!
>>HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE WITH ME?
>>UH, MARRIAGE!
>>MARRIAGE!
>>WHAT?
>>LEAN IN FOR A KISS!
>>WHAT? NO, NO.
KARATE CHOP!
YES, NO,
MORE OF THAT.
>>WHAT ARE YOU-- >>CHOP CHOP CHOP!
>>DON'T.
STOP THAT.
UGH.
JASON!
I THINK WE SHOULD BREAK UP.
YOU'RE WEIRD.
>>COME ON MAL.
YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOM.
>>WHAT?
>>NOW NOD KNOWINGLY.
>>UGH. OKAY BYE JASON.
>>NO.
>>HA!
THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR
TRYING TO MANIPULATE!
>>JASON HONEY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAR KEYS --
YOU!
OK, SO
I KNOW THAT WE HAVE BEEN SEEING
EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE NOW.
BUT I FEEL LIKE IF YOU DON'T...
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE COMMENTS
ON THE VIDEO AND IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE
THE VIDEO, THEN
THEN YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE ABOUT ME VERY MUCH.
SO, I'M SORRY. I CAN'T REALY HEAR.
I'M JUST GOING TO WING IT
LET'S TALK ABOUT CH-CHEESE.