Announcer: AT WARRIORS FOR HIRE...
[ YAWNS ] HEADQUARTERS.
OH, HEY, SIS, DIDN'T SEE YA COME IN.
WHAT YA GOT THERE?
PROHYAS!
I THOUGHT I'D GET SOME LIGHT READING IN BEFORE BED,
AND THERE'S NO BOOK SERIES BETTER
THAN THE CHRONICLES OF VERONICA VICTORIOUS.
OH, I'M SO EXCITED. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED.
WELL, THAT'S ALL GREAT AND GOOD.
BUT DON'T FORGET -- WE HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT BRIGHT AND EARLY TOMORROW,
AND YOU SHOULD MAKE SURE YOU GET AN ADVENTURER'S SLEEPFUL NIGHT'S REST.
YES, YES, OF COURSE, PROHYAS.
SLEEP IS ESSENTIAL, WHATEVER.
DON'T FORGET TO SLEEP!
OKAY, I WON'T!
[ SNORING ]
Announcer: FLASHLIGHT MAGISWORD!
OH, VERONICA VICTORIOUS,
YOUR QUESTS NEVER CEASE TO INSPIRE AND ASTOUND,
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I'VE READ THEM.
WHY, I COULD READ ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURES ALL NIGHT.
YOU CUT ME TO THE QUICK WITH YOUR WILD EXPLOITS!
WAIT A MINUTE. I'VE BEEN READING FOR HOURS.
I SHOULD BE FAST ASLEEP RIGHT NOW.
BRAIN, WHAT GIVES, YO?
WELL, SWEETHEART,
IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M TRYIN' TO READ HERE!
I LOVE READING, TOO, BUT WE'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL NIGHT.
WE SHOULD BE GETTING SLEEP!
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE ENTICED
BY THE WRITING STYLES OF VICTORIOUS.
YOU DIDS THIS TO ME,
AND I INTENDS TO FINISH WHAT I STARTS!
BUT I MUST GET SLEEP.
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MISSION TOMORROW.
HA! NOT MY PROBLEM, BABE!
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE TO GET TO THE NEXT BOOK --
"VERONICA VICTORIOUS AND THE MYSTERIOUS PILE"!
OH, NO, REALLY, THAT ISN'T NECESSARY.
I'VE READ IT AT LEAST A DOZEN --
[ GROANS ] CAN'T LOOK AWAY.
CAN'T STOP READING.
[ CACKLING ]
KEEP READING, GIRLIE!
I DON'T LIKE THIS.
WELL, I'M IN CHARGE NOW!
BLECCH! NOT STRONG ENOUGH.
OH, HEY, GOOD MORNING, SIS.
WOW, YOU MUST HAVE GOTTEN A TON OF SLEEP.
YOU LOOK BETTER THAN USUAL.
BUT ENOUGH OF THAT. WE'VE GOT A MISSION TO COMPLETE.
OH, MAN!
SO SLEEPY.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE EXCITED, SIS, 'CAUSE WE'RE HERE!
Announcer: THE ETERNAL BAKERY TEMPLE!
HEY, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.
OKAY, VAMBRE, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT.
"GREETINGS, WARRIORS, I AM FUD AND"...
I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE
IN OBTAINING THE LEGENDARY PIZZA OF TIME.
IT'S QUITE STALE AT 12 YEARS OLD,
WHICH IS WHAT I DESIRE.
I WILL REQUIRE IT PROMPTLY THE MORNING AFTER TOMORROW
FOR A SPECIAL PARTY I'M THROWING.
I'LL BE PAYING YOU 500 GEMS UPON DELIVERY,
BUT I NEED IT THE MORNING AFTER TOMORROW OR I SHAN'T PAY A DIME.
THERE IT IS!
BOOBY TRAPS -- OUR FAVORITE!
I'LL ROSHAMBO YOU FOR WHO GETS TO GO FIRST.
ROCK. OH, YOU'RE GOOD.
Announcer: LASER POINTER MAGISWORD!
OOH!
WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO WEIRD TODAY?
HMM.
YOU'RE UBER OUT OF IT, SIS.
I THOUGHT YOU GOT PLENTY OF SLEEP. UH!
YOU STAYED UP ALL NIGHT READING BOOKS, DIDN'T YOU?!
DIDN'T YOU?!
HMM. I KNOW WHAT WILL WAKE VAMBRE UP.
OF ALL THE TERRIBLE BOOKS IN THE WORLD,
VERONICA VICT-"AWFUL" IS THE LAMEST!
HOW CAN YOU EVEN CALL THESE THINGS BOOKS, HMM?
VERONICA VICTORIOUS IS SUCH A PRIME EXAMPLE
OF THE, UH -- FORMULAIC STRUCTURE.
MAKES ME SICK.
THERE'S NO MYSTERY IN HER MYSTERY-SOLVING.
SHE'S THE WORST, VAMBRE! THE WORST!
THAT'S IT! I'M TAKING OVER!
AND ANOTHER THING, I --
BUTTON YOUR YAP, YOU NUMBSKULL!
YOU TAKE ALL THAT BACK.
VERONICA VICTORIOUS IS A SAINT!
PREPARE TO GET SPANKED -- BY ME!
OH, GOOD, YOU'RE AWAKE!
COME ON, SIS, LET'S GO GET THAT PIZZA!
HE THINKS HE'S GONNA HAVE ALL THE FUN WITHOUT ME?!
HEY, FACE-FOR-BRAINS, LEAVE SOME FOR ME!
SAY SOMETHIN', VAMBRE? WHOOPS! OW!
Announcer: MUMMY MAGISWORD!
LOOK OUT, YOUR FLY'S UNTIED!
HUH?! [ MUFFLED SCREAM ]
GROUND POUND MAGISWORD!
WE WANT A SWORDSMAN, NOT A BELLY ORDSMAN!
UGH!
VAMBRE, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE -- OOF -- SAYING!
CHAINSAW MAGISWORD!
[ SNARLING ]
GIVE UP, CHEESE BRAIN! GIVE UP!
THE PIZZA IS OURS, SIS!
TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE, SEETHING HATRED!
[ LAUGHING ]
QUIT IT! HYAH!
Announcer: ELECTRIC EEL MAGISWORD!
VAMBRE! YOU KNOW THAT SWORD FEELS SLIMY AND PAINFUL.
[ GRUNTS, SCREAMS ]
OW. [ SCREAMS ] OH, IT FELT GOOD THAT TIME.
[ SCREAMS ] NAH, NAH, IT PASSED.
YOU INSULT MY FICTIONAL HERO,
YOU TRY TO DO THE MISSION WITHOUT ME, AND I'M GONNA...
AAAH!
HUH, VAMBRE?!
BROTHER, PLEASE HELP ME!
MY BRAIN'S ON THE FRITZ, AND IT'S GONE ROGUE.
I'M SO EXHAUSTED, I CAN'T HOLD ON FOR MUCH LONGER.
IT'S TAKING CONTROL -- AGAIN!
SIS!
GIVE ME MY SISTER BACK, YOU LAME BRAIN!
[ GROWLS ]
VAMBRE'S GONE, AND SOON YOU WILL BE, TOO!
PREPARE YOUR FACE, PROHYAS!
NO, EVIL BRAIN. PREPARE YOUR FACE!
Announcer: SLEEPING DRAGON MAGISWORD!
OH, DANG!
[ SNORING ]
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG EVENING WITH NO ONE TO TALK TO.
BUT AT LEAST MY SISTER AND THIS OLD PIZZA
ARE BOTH SAFE AND SOUND.
I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A SNACK.
Announcer: THE NEXT MORNING!
[ BELL DINGS ]
AH, GOOD MORNING, WORLD!
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
GOOD MORNING, PROHYAS.
GOOD MORNING, ANCIENT PIZZA OF --
THE PIZZA OF TIME IS GONE!
SOMEONE MUST HAVE STOLEN IT RIGHT FROM UNDER OUR NOSES
AND NOW -- [ GASPS ]
[ MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
PROHYAS, HAVE YOU GONE MAD? THAT'S FOR OUR CLIENT!
WE WON'T GET OUR 500 GEMS IF YOU CONSUME THE PIZZA!
DON'T BOTHER ME, LADY. I'M HUNGRY!
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