What do you mean I'm not graduating?
How could I not be graduating?
You've missed too much class fighting crime over the years.
You don't have enough credits to graduate.
I mean, honestly,
when was the last time you were at school?
Thea other day when I broke my arm
and Ray and Schwoz came in with the trebuchet?
That was a year ago.
What?
Why didn't anyone tell me I'm not graduating?
Ray, I've got a big problem here.
One thing at a time, Henry.
Okay.
Problem solved.
What's your deal?
My deal is that
everyone's graduating from high school except me.
So? You don't need to graduate from high school
to be a sidekick.
I don't wanna be a sidekick for the rest of my life.
And you won't be.
You can take over and be a full on superhero when I retire.
In thirty years.
Thirty years?
Okay, you got me, more like forty years.
I'm in fantastic shape.
Dude, I don't wanna be stuck in Swellview
being a sidekick for the rest of my life.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize
you were stuck in Swellview with me.
Yeah, I guess I didn't realize it either.
I've been too busy down in the Man Cave for six years
answering emergency calls.
[alarm buzzing]
- Emergency call. - See?
Maybe I can talk to the Vice Mayor
and you can pull some strings and let me graduate.
What? No, no, no. Henry, no, no, no.
- No, no. - Why?
The Vice Mayor only grants one wish per meeting, okay?
So if anyone's gonna rub his little belly
and get a wish granted it's gonna be this guy, all right?
Who's Henry?
[both] Uh...
Not...
- Me. - Not him.
Okay.
Wait, wait. Come back.
Coming back.
W-W-Where's the Vice Mayor?
On vacation with my mom.
What? Nice.
What?
He told me to play this for you when you get here.
Kid Danger, Klepton Man...
Captain Man... Whatever.
I'm the Vice Mayor, not the Record-it-Twice Mayor.
So I'm just going to keep going.
Fellas, this here is Bose.
Hey, Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Hey, future Bose.
Hey, past Bose. That's me.
I married Bose's mom yesterday.
Which means I get to go on vacation.
With her. Not with Bose.
So he's your responsibility now.
What?
Watch him, feed him, change his diapers. Whatever.
Albert Einstein...
- What are you talking about? - LeBron James...
- The Pope. - What?
None of these people graduated from high school.
I'm positive all those people graduated from high school.
Oh, my God! Is that my statue?
It's for the meeting Kid Danger set up
with the mayor of Neighborville.
Oh, no...
What kind of meeting?
Is that today?
He's being recruited to be a superhero.
For Neighborville.
Go get the memory wiper, Schwoz.
Let me know if you take the job.
- Okay. - Bye!
Yeah, okay. Yeah, well, then, hey, let's hear his pitch.
I mean, if it's from Neighborville
it's probably lame.
["Holding Out For A Hero" playing]
♪ I'm holding out for a hero Till the end of the night ♪
♪ He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast ♪
♪ And he's gotta be Fresh from the fight ♪
♪ I need a hero ♪
Hello, Kid Danger!
Neighborville needs a hero and it could be you!
This doesn't seem lame!
First up, you're gonna love your very own D-D-Danger Cave!
And you'll never be lonely with your new roommates.
These cheerleaders!
[cheering]
I don't want the job.
Oh, really?
'Cause I'm starting to question your commitment to Swellview.
"My commitment to Swellview", are you kidding me?
Well, you don't seem very committed to me.
I'm not graduating from high school
because of how committed I am to this job.
"All of my friends are leaving and I'm stuck here in Swellview
being a sidekick and saving lives!"
Exactly!
I've been too busy saving everyone else's life
and forgot to have one of my own.
You swore an oath to defend this city.
- When I was thirteen. - So?
So maybe I don't want to do it anymore.
Yeah, 'cause you're obviously terrified to be stuck here
in Swellview with me.
I don't wanna be your sidekick
for another 30, or 40, or 50 years.
But, man, that was always the plan!
You'd be my sidekick and then you'd take over as Captain Man
when I retire.
No! I don't wanna be Captain Man! Okay?
I don't ever want to be Captain Man!
I will never, ever be Captain Man.
Psst, he's right there.
Then why are you even here?
That's a good question.
What are you doing?
Quitting.
[gasping]
Hey, everyone.
I'm Henry Hart.
And I used to be Kid Danger.