- Yeah, she'll just pass out.
- [Matt] Hands up if we want those.
- Hands up if you want momma to pass out.
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
- Boo!
That was a fail.
Hi, I'm Hannah, and I'm the world's okay-est mom,
and this week we're gonna try something a little different.
We've never done any content related to pranks
on this series, but lately,
my boys have been asking about in nonstop.
So, I'm gonna try something.
I'm gonna give them one week to prank me
as many times as they want.
Now, I don't know what they're gonna do
or when they're gonna do it, but we'll see what happens.
Wish them luck.
So, the rules.
The boys can prank me for one week, and within that week,
they can try as many times as they want.
Knowing Wyatt, I don't think he's really gonna be into it.
He's not much of a prankster and he's kinda serious.
So, I imagine Jackson's gonna be the one
doing most of these pranks.
But one thing's for sure,
they have to use Matt's help for this.
Most importantly because the boys don't have any money.
Besides that, they can pretty much do whatever they want
except no bugs.
No bugs.
Layin' down the law.
I just need to add that I'm the coolest mom ever
for allowing my kids to do this.
- [Matt] Alright, so what should we do?
- We could pretend...
We could (mumbles) chocolate milk and pretend
he pooped in his underwear and left in on the ground.
- [Matt] Chocolate milk.
What about a candy bar?
- Oh, yeah, candy bar.
- You wanna do a candy bar? - Yeah.
- [Matt] What do you think about that, Wyatt? You like that?
Alright, he looked at me.
That's a yes.
Alright, let's do it.
- Put it in the microwave. - Okay, put it in, okay.
This is gonna be so good, huh, Jackson?
Here we go.
Okay, so it might be hot.
Be careful. - No, it's not.
Just gotta rub this and smush it on.
- [Matt] It smells gross.
That looks so nasty.
- [Jackson] Yeah, it does.
- [Hannah] Matt?
Wyatt? - What?
- What the heck?
Wait, is this a...
Wyatt? - What?
- [Hannah] What the heck?
- [Matt] Are you naked?
- Yes.
(laughing)
Matt!
- We pranked you!
- Oh my...
The one time I forget to bring my clothes
into the bathroom to take a shower, and this is just,
this is classic Matt because he's not paying attention
to those kind of logistics, like is she dressed?
Does she have makeup on?
Does her hair look like it just got sucked up
in a lawnmower?
- It's chocolate.
- [Matt] Wyatt, look at!
We made... - Oh my God.
I thought Wyatt left his underwear and Rosie did that.
- [Matt] That's chocolate.
(screaming) (laughing)
- It's melted chocolate.
- Wyatt, did you do that?
- No.
- So, it was just the classic first prank of
the one time I don't have my clothes,
just got out of the shower,
of course that's when he films me.
I love how my first instinct is always Matt.
But thanks again, once again, for capturing me at my best.
Thank you.
So, they did it.
They got me with the poop.
They succeeded.
It was really gross.
- [Matt] Alright, Jackson,
we gotta come up with some other pranks.
- Oh, I know.
We could pretend Rosie pooped on the sofa.
(laughing)
Get a fake poop and put it on the sofa.
- That is a great idea. - Mhm.
- [Matt] Inspired by the doggie poop.
- But not this poop. - Rosie!
- This is real poop.
And here's what the doodoo looks like, the doggie doodoo.
- [Matt] I think the bed is the best place, right there.
Just right there, and maybe I'll tuck the blanket over it.
- Can I feel it? - Yeah.
- [Jackson] Oh, that looks real.
- Oh my God (laughs).
I don't buy it, I don't buy it.
- [Matt] What?
- This is not real.
This isn't real and I know that 'cause I know my dog's poop.
As the person who cleans up most of the dog poop,
I am very intimately knowledgeable about the consistency,
color, and texture.
Not proud of that.
- [Matt] Smell it, it's real, it's totally real.
- Okay, now I'm afraid.
- [Matt] It's totally real.
- No, it's not.
Matt, you're such a liar.
Rosie's poops are chunkier.
- [Matt] Well, you fed her all that pizza.
(laughing)
- Nice try.
Choosing poop for those first two pranks
is very indicative of the mind of Jackson.
He's very poop oriented these days,
almost turning seven years old.
So, you know, it's all he thinks about.
Gotta up your game, Jackson.
Dat prank life.
Word (laughs).
- So, Jackson and I are in the bathroom
'cause we can't get away from Hannah,
so we have to hide in the bathroom.
Jackson had a great idea.
Tell them what it is.
- It's cockroaches on the ground,
me stepping on them.
- Oh my gosh, she hates cockroaches.
Alright, so how are we gonna do this? Are they...
We can't use real ones, right?
- Yeah, we can use fake ones.
- Yeah, I can't wait.
High five.
Nice, I like that one.
Okay, so this morning we're lookin for the perfect roaches.
Did you find some, Jackson?
- Here's a humongous one that we could control
and here's 144.
- [Matt] I don't know if we want to put 144 in there.
- Yeah, she'll just pass out.
- [Matt] Hands up if we want those.
- Hands up if you want momma to pass out.
(laughing)
- [Matt] Jackson, I have somethin' to show you.
Jackson and Wyatt, see what's in there.
- What is that?
- [Matt] Grab it.
- Whoa.
- It's my cockroaches!
- [Matt] Are those the fake bugs?
- Yeah.
- [Matt] Oh, dang.
- She's gonna be freaked out.
- [Matt] Yeah, what do you think, do you think it'll work?
- Yeah.
- [Matt] How are we gonna trick mommy with this?
- So, we're gonna go inside here,
put them all on the ground, and then I'll open the pantry,
then I'll scream like (screams).
- Oh, that'll work. - And then I will...
- [Matt] Yeah, I can close that door and hide 'em.
This is gonna be good.
- Good. - This is perfect.
What do you think, buddy?
Oh, yeah, thumbs up.
- So, I guess they weren't done with the pranks.
They needed one final hurrah
to just get me really really good.
I walk out of the bathroom
and I hear Jackson yelling for me.
(yelling) - What?
What happened?
- There's cockroaches!
- Ew, oh my god, Matt. - Oh my god, what is it?
- Oh my god, wait. - What is it?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
So many cockroaches in my laundry room
and I was just like, are you kidding me?
My first thought was burn the house down
and then my second instinct was just to run away.
(yelling) (mumbling)
Oh my god.
I think I blacked out a little bit,
like my heart stopped a little.
That is truly truly my worst nightmare.
You are so mean!
Oh my god, are you serious?
You are so mean.
I'm like shaking right now.
(laughing)
- [Matt] High five.
- So, I'm not proud of my reaction, but you know,
when it comes to bugs, it's every man for themselves.
I'm not savin' anyone when it comes to bugs.
(groaning)
You are so...
- [Matt] We love you.
We love you so much. - You are so mean.
I'm okay. - We just wanted you to
get a little bit scared. - I'm okay.
I look like crap right now too, oh my gosh.
So, what did I learn this week?
Absolutely nothing
except for the fact that my kids and my own husband
will do me so dirty if they have the chance,
like that was low.
And you know what else?
I said no bugs and they did bugs.
So, you know what?
This isn't over.
I'm gonna do something about this.
Just you wait.
So, I am going to get the boys,
and I know exactly how to get 'em where it hurts.
I'm gonna mess with the PlayStation
and I'm going to hide it in my closet.
Hey, Jackson.
- [Jackson] What?
- [Hannah] Do you wanna move the PlayStation to the playroom
so you guys can play?
(upbeat music)
- Where's the PlayStation?
♪ Monkey, a funky monkey ♪
♪ A funky monkey ♪
♪ That's monkey funky ♪
♪ A funky monkey ♪
Mom, where's the PlayStation?
- Did you lose it?
(maniacal laughter)
Revenge is best served cold.
Dude, where is it?
- I don't know.
- [Hannah] What do we do?
Why are you smiling?
- Why are you smiling?
- [Hannah] Because your teeth look ridiculous,
but I'm worried.
Okay, we have to find it.
- Are you lying? - [Hannah] Why would I lie?
Stop looking at me with those teeth.
Okay, I'm serious. - Are you lying?
- [Hannah] No.
Okay, Jackson, where is...
Search everywhere.
Where could it be? (mumbling)
Okay, daddy left this door open.
Do you think someone could've gotten in?
- Are you lying?
Are you lying?
(laughing)
You're lying.
You were lying.
- [Hannah] No, but we have to find it.
I don't know where it is.
I knew it was missing, but I don't know...
- [Wyatt] You're lying!
- You lie, you lie.
- So, that didn't quite work
because I can't keep a straight face.
I'm really bad at doing pranks
and I know that this is exactly why.
I just can't keep a straight face
when I'm trying to trick somebody.
So, we've pivoted.
We're going to try to prank Matt,
and I think I know how I can get this to work.
I will leave the PlayStation overturned in the entryway
so he thinks that one of the kids threw it
or something like that or they were messing with it.
And while he does that,
I'm gonna go outside so that he can't hear me laughing,
he can't hear me giggling.
(mysterious music)
- [Matt] What is this?
What is going on?
Babe?
Hey, Hannah.
Hello?
(laughing)
- [Hannah] Who were you calling out to?
Hello? - Hello.
- [Hannah] Who was gonna answer?
Who'd you think did it?
- I thought the boys did it
'cause they were mad or something.
- I was just like this.
- [Hannah] Oh my gosh, we got you.
- You got me.
- [Hannah] I got him, haha!
- You got me. - Haha.
Okay, no more pranks. - Okay.
- Promise?
- Promise. - Truce.
- Truce. - Peace.
- Peace. - Okay, thank you.
Maybe.
So, that's all I got for today.
I'm Hannah, and if you have any good prank ideas,
leave them in the comments
'cause we might just do a few more on each other.
Or you can always text me.
This is a real number.
I don't respond to all of them 'cause I get lot,
but I do read every single one.
Now, if you'll please excuse me,
I just stuffed all of these cookies with toothpaste
and I'm going to go feed them to my family.
'Til next time.
Oh, boys!
(upbeat music)
- We're the pranksters.
(mumbling) (laughing)