- ♪ Come here! Don't do that.♪
♪ You lad and your new dogs.♪
♪ Listen, there there there, this not your hair hair, hair.♪
- ♪ Ahh, you thought you'd get me, but it not go down.♪
♪ The girl teach me how to put a lace front down.♪
(crowd cheering)
(ding)
- Come here.
♪ I'm going to keep it real.♪
♪ You think you up here grown, ♪
until your lil' ass start paying some bills.♪
(crowd cheering)
♪ I'm talking light bill, gas, ♪
that's gonna kick your ass.♪
- ♪ All right, okay let's do it.♪
♪ Oh you're wack, like your outfit.♪
♪ I've been making money since 6.♪
♪ I work for me, y'all work for Nick.♪
(crowd cheering)
- That was a crazy wild style.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.♪
- ♪ Justina, Justina, I wanna break up.♪
♪ You don't look the same when you take off that makeup.♪
- ♪ Take of my make up, Carlos you funny.♪
♪ You always the same dusty and bummy.♪
- ♪ Dusty and bummy, girl that's a big stunt.♪
♪ How you a white girl that's wearing a lace front?♪
- ♪ I rock a lace front, that is a fact, ♪
but how come your life is always off track?♪
- ♪ Always off track? But that's how I'm living.♪
♪ Black men don't cheat, except on white women.♪
- ♪ Except on white women, I got a secret, ♪
you got me pregnant and I'm 'bout to keep it.♪
(ding)
(crowd cheers)
- ♪ That's kill it and kill and kill it.♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and.♪
(indistinct chatter)
- Boy I ain't gonna lie,
boy that hot dog gooder than a mug. (ding)
(crowd cheers)
(indistinct chatter)
- Come on Dick, we're going to America!
- Ayt!
(ding)
(crowd cheers)
- Girl I need a tampon.
- And I only have a super.
(crowd laughs)
(ding)
(indistinct chatter)
(beep)
- Get it!
- Move bitch!
(woman screams)
- Kan, where you at?
Oh fuck it. Lil' Bobb'e, get in your bed.
(crowd laughs)
- Yah, yah,
man please tell me you ain't sell me shrimp, bro?
- You said shrimp.
- How are you gonna take the shell fish?
- You said shrimp. You said shrimp.
- ♪ Becky lead, little boy about that action.♪
(crowd cheers)
♪ Hey. It's whoa. Whoa! No. Okay look, ♪
check it I want me some funyuns.♪
♪ Swear to God, I be smelling like an onion.♪
(crowd cheers)
♪ I don't give a (beep), part.♪
♪ Matter of fact, I'm inside, I love me some art.♪
(crowd cheers)
- Oh! (beep)
- ♪ Pam pa ram pa ram pa ram.♪
Here they come.
- Hey queen, how are you?
- Hi, I'm good, how are you?
- I'm good look,
the past three days has been the best days of my life,
you know.
You took me to the arcade and, you won the jackpot for me.
Aww, you were so focused.
(crowd laughs)
- All of your lady parts are so well-developed,
just don't be like the last girl.
What I'm trying to say is, will you go to prom with me?
(crowd cheering)
♪ Pam pa ram.♪
(desk beat)
♪ In the classroom.♪
- ♪ What we doing in the classroom?♪
♪ I'm getting bands, hustle man in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Matter of fact, I'm 'bout to stand in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Make a bad (beep) dance in the classroom.♪
- ♪ I'm blowing bans in the classroom.♪
- ♪ I'm a proud black man in the classroom.♪
- ♪ 'bout to make a fan...♪
♪ In the classroom.♪
- ♪ Hey I'm about to take a stance, in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Justina, can you give me one chance in the classroom?♪
- ♪ Do my make up because I can in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Imma bust my dance in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Ohhh, get him out the classroom.♪
♪ Ohhh, kick him out the classroom.♪
♪ Ay, what we doing in the classroom.♪
- Okay look, get this bitch,
This is just my hustle on the side,
don't drink and drive, I'll be your ride.
Pull up in all black if not I'll rob ya'.
Damn. Why you always need my charger.
Yep, yep, I'm better than a cab.
Damn carrying (beep), what the (beep) is in your bag?
'cause its heavy. I drive a Chevy.
(buzzer)
(crowd laughing)
- If you don't get your goddamn pumpkin spice latte,
pale face ass the (beep) out of here.
- You look like you should be vibrating on Justina's
nightstand.
- You look like Justina before MTV loved her.
(crowd cheers)
- You're a virgin, okay.
(crowd laughs)
(whistle blows)
(indistinct chatter)
- You, out!
- Got damned.
(ding)
- That was a good one.
(crowd cheering)
- Give me Big Mac, I want him here.
Give me Bobb'e J. I want Bobb'e J here.
(crowd cheering)
On the roof!
- Boy, you're built like a mother (beep) trash bag,
full of garbage. (beep) what you mean?
- One said.
- If you don't get your goddamn my brother and me,
goo punch looking ass, out of here.
(crowd cheers)
- He got a mixtape coming out called sorry for the weight.
- Yep.
♪ I take your credit cards and your social too.♪
♪ I'm spending all your money on me, ♪
but the bank think it's you.♪
- A scammer?
- There you go.
(ding)
(crowd cheering)
- ♪Ay, who are you? Who are you?♪
♪ I'm a king, I can buy you anything.♪
♪ Fur coats and diamond rings.♪
♪ I could buy you anything.♪
♪ We make the money fall on you.♪
- ♪ Hey, met this shorty, she a diva.♪
♪ Zodiac sign was a Libra.♪
♪ She said I was a lion and a cheetah.♪
♪ So I had I to bribe her with a zebra.♪
(crowd cheering)
- ♪ Don't stop. Don't stop, Don't stop. Don't stop.♪
♪ Say, how you wagwan, wagwan, wagwan, wagwan, wagwan.♪
♪ Say, I got a ching, I can buy you anything.♪
♪ Fur coats and diamond rings.♪
♪ I can buy you anything, we'll make the money fall on you.♪
♪ We'll make the money fall on you.♪
♪ Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.♪
(Crowd cheering)
- Boy you can tell Nick don't have no friends,
look at how he dressed.
Looking like some (beep) you'll see
at Floyd Mayweather's house. (laughs)
Hey Nick,
what would you say if your girl comes to you with Ms. Juicy?
You cheating on me? A little bit.
(crowd laughing) (ding) (ding) (ding) (ding)
(horn)
(crowd cheering)
- Chico, this for you.
This your pillow with your big head ass.
(crowd cheering) (ding)
- I dare they gave me these little as wing
with this big as waffle. (buzzer)
Damn you, D-Wrek.
- B. Simone, this is the only pad I got for your ass.
(ding)
(crowd laughing)
- Jack, Jack, save me Jack. Jack, Jack. (ding)
- There's room for 2. There's room for 2.
(crowd laughing)
- B. Simone bitch, Imma call you right back, girl.
Imma call you right back. (ding)
(crowd cheering)
- You better not break it. (beep)
(crowd cheering)
- Thank you so much.
Hey Danielle, girl. (laughs)
So, everyone on this show is always saying
I talk with my ass, so what do you think?
Danielle, how are you to wink,
can I be a supermodel please? Danielle.
Thank you.
(crowd cheers)
- Normally when we have on our Wild 'n Out costumes
and wardrobe, I feel like I'm very covered up.
But today I feel like you can actually see much true figure
and how thick I really am and this cake batter.
- You ain't got no damn ass, girl.
You got on a see through and we see right through your ass.
(ding) (ding) (ding) (ding) (ding)
(horn)
♪ We introducing...♪
- ♪ This my cousin Don, and I swear he's a superstar.♪
- ♪ But he built like he eat people and ♪
and bench press cars.♪
- ♪ At the family reunion, who we introducing.♪
(ding)
♪ Who we introducing.♪
- ♪ This is my cousin, and she is so precious, ♪
but Black Ink Crew Chicago don't do no more tattoos,
'cause these are messed up.♪
- ♪ At the family reunion, who we introducing?♪
♪ Who we introducing.♪
- ♪ This is a pack of noodles.♪
(crowd laughing) (ding)
- ♪ Nick, me not know what you say, ♪
me not know what you say,
me not, not, not, not, not know what you say.♪
- ♪ Me say, oh, oh, oh,oh oh, ♪
Nick Cannon, nipple do show .♪
♪ I said oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, considered him no more grow.♪
♪ I said oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ♪
DC, him look real slow.♪
♪ I said oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, okay.♪
♪ Come here, don't do that, you lad and your new dogs.♪
♪ Listen, there, there, there, ♪
this not your hair, hair, hair.♪
- ♪ Ah, you thought you'll get me, but it not go down.♪
♪ The girl teach me how to put a lace front down.♪
(ding)
- This is a hood proverb. (buzzer)
- What is, now I done brought you in this world,
and I can take you out.
(crowd cheering) (ding)
(buzzer)
- What is, you gonna be inside or outside,
but you're not gonna be in and outside my house all day.
(ding)
(crowd cheering)
- (buzzer) What is, ah ah,
you didn't put in on this, man.
(crowd cheering)
(ding)
- (buzzer) What is,
when we in the store you better not look at nothing,
better not touch nothing or I'll beat your ass. (ding)
♪ Wild out!♪
- When Nick Cannon started Wild 'n Out, this was in style.
- (buzzer)What is? His music.
(ding)
(crowd cheering)
- It's better now.
- It's way better now.
(Crowd laughing)
(buzzer)
- What is, stop playing Emmanuel,
you know damn well that (beep) ain't better now.
Come on bruh.
(ding)
- You know I've got the whole world talking like me, right?
It's this thing called the B. Simone talk.
So just repeat after me. See if you can do it.
Baby girl.
- Baby girl.
- No, no, no.
Baby girl.
- Baby girl.
- Nope. Look, sir.
- Sir.
- Look, look, Just come home with me tonight.
I'll make sure you hit the high note.
(crowd cheering)
(ding)
- (whistles) You came to see me at work.
You're too sweet girl.
Come on, cross the street girl, come here.
Come here girl.
(whistles)
Wait wait wait, come on cars.
Wait, wait babe, I don't want you, come on.
(whistles)
Ayt come on, baby.
(whistles) (does hand gesture)
(crowd cheering)
- You said I can go in? Okay.
Damn Justina, your (beep) bigger than a (beep).
(ding)
(crowd cheering)
- Dj D-Wrek, they found us they found us some headbands
to fit our heads bro. (ding)
- I'm just trying to audition to be a Wild 'n Out girl.
(ding)
- Charlie Clips, I got your belt bro.
(crowd cheering)
(ding)
- All right. Your word is philanthropy.
- Philanthropy, philanthropy. Goddamn, here we go. Hey.
♪ Thank you Nick, you made me very rich.♪
♪ Listen, on bank head, philanthropy.♪
(beep)
Come on with the pie, girl. (buzzer)
(crowd cheers)
- One beat, one sound.
(ding)
- Ay yo Rip,
you wanna go to the vending machine to get another one?
(laughs)
- Hurry up and do my make up.
- Uh uh honey, you don't wanna rush this,
this is beautiful.
(ding)
- Mortal Kombat. Raiden wins.
(ding) (ding)
- Damn, this bath tub little like a mother (beep),
man, goddamn.
(ding)
- Yo what are y'all doing?
(beep)
- Rolling pot. (laughs) (ding)
- Ay boy this Super Mario is dope,
I'm about to go down the tunnel.
♪ Tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu.♪ (ding) ♪
- Man I've been in the studio for so long,
I worked so hard on my album...
- Yo DDG, you just went platinum.
(crowd cheers)
- ♪ We saying what's up in the classroom.♪
- ♪ I get the woah and throw it up in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Man I'm about to get real buck in the classroom.♪
- ♪ I don't give no (beep) in the classroom.♪
- ♪ I'm about to build me a little hut in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Oh got a dollar on the blunt in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Knock, knock, if you want in the classroom.♪
- ♪ This some gag boy I'm stuck in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Kick him out the classroom.♪
♪ Oh, kick him out the classroom.♪
♪ Kick him out the classroom.♪
(crowd cheering)
(ding)
(crowd laughing)
- Okay, my bad. I didn't see your hand. I'm sorry.
I am Nick Cannon thoughts.
It's been a lot going on up here.
You know what? Y'all know what time it is.
Hey your barber (beep) you up, big guy.
I'm out of here.
God damn! (ding) God damn!
Also man, that (beep), like damn boy.
(crowd laughing)
(crowd cheering)
(indistinct cheering)
- Goddamn girl,
I ain't gonna lie you up here looking like a sexy booger.
(crowd laughs)
You know what? That's why I pick you.
(ding)
- ♪ I learnt about history in the classroom.♪
- ♪ You look like Mickey up in this classroom.♪
- ♪ Boy I'm smelling like victory in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Three times a trilogy in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Oh my God. It's a mystery in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Y'all know I got this strickery in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Imma keep blickies in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Hickory dickory in he classroom.♪
- ♪ Oh (beep) I'm 'bout to fickery in the classroom.♪
- ♪ Ay guess what she did to me in the classroom.♪
- These new Pharrell hat's dope as hell man.
- Let me get a number 3, no pickles...
- Ay man back away from the counter bro,
you got to back away from the counter.
(ding)
- Ay where the hell is this Uber at, man.
- Yeah, that's Uber EBT.
(crowd cheers)
- Nah, my phone in my pocket. I'm on my Bluetooth.
(crowd laughing) (ding)
- Hell yeah, this new iPad 38 is the business, right here.
(ding)
- Yo man, is my car done, man.
- About 35, 45 minutes.
(ding)
- Yeah, they say I'll be home in three months.
(ding)
- Damn man. It's like Nick Cannon's career,
ain't going nowhere.
- I just got my booty done. (ding)
- It's flat. (crowd laughs)
- You know some albums go gold. Some albums go platinum.
Nick's album bounce like a (beep) rubber. (ding)
(crowd laughs)
- Tiger's putting, and he does it again. (buzzer)
Wait a minute, you didn't even let us finish.
- Ay Dj D-Wrek, here goes your headband homes,
you can have that back.(ding)
- Damn, what you mean you can't feel it,
you can't feel it?
Hold on.
You feel it now? You feel it now? (ding)
♪ Pam pa pa ram, pam pa pa ram, pa ram.♪
- Here they come.
- Goddamn,
(crowd laughs)
All right look,
you're somebody I wanna share all of my secrets with.
Now as a kid, I couldn't do it,
but now that I'm a man, for you baby,
I'm ready to tie the knot.
So should it be a double or the bunny ears as usual.
(crowd laughs)
(ding)
- Y'all like my brand new Yeezy's (ding).
(crowd cheers)
- Come on bitch, we twins now ho.
(crowd cheers) (ding)
- Here Nick, Nick hold this.
It's not the first time that I gave Nick head. (ding)
(crowd cheering)
- ♪ Well, yo, ay yo Chyna you aint beat for this battling, ♪
you went and bagged the least famous Kardashian.♪
♪ With all that plastic, who's gonna smash.♪
♪ Your body recyclable, but your career is trash.♪
(crowd cheering)
- But you ain't got no ass.
(crowd cheering)