Footballers read mean comments #3
-For KDB - do you think you’ll ever talk for more than on-
-Leave Zlatan’s mother out of this! And tell your mum Zlatan will see
her later tonight. And your sister.
-“Erling, describe what it’s like to play at a
World Cup” Mer mer mer mer mer Grow up. Then Ahmed Abbas,
describe what it’s like to be named after a crap pop band from Sweden
-You’re crap. From Thomas Muller?
-Oh shucks, I can’t read Hebrew…
-Come back, Robert. Oh thanks Thomas…
The last good thing Sadio Mane did at the Allianz was in 2019 for Liverpool
Ha
-For the sui merchant himself Cristiano - how does it feel to have won the
Champions League five times - one more than Lionel Messi?
-For Romelu - -What? What did I do?
-My fashion style isn’t funny! -snigger
-What are you laughing at? I’d rather wear this than lederhosen!
-What trophy is that? The “I got ____ by
my teachers and married a ginger” trophy? That’s worse than the Audi Cup.
-Oops
-Jadon, you’d better start performing or else I’m going to send you back to the mountains.
FOR GOOD!
-Oh, “How does it feel to have less champions league medals
than Djimi Traore? Mer mer mer mer mer.” Grow up.
-I’ll tell you what an MBE is… -Argh!
ARGH! ATTEMPTED MURDER!
-Massive B-End!
-”Win the league with Dortmund - mer mer mer mer mer.” How does it feel to be named after Benjamin Mendy?
-Salt Bae was allowed to lift the World Cup because of
a dodgy business arrangement with Gianni Infantino of FIFA.
Now say that sentence again in your head and replace Salt Bae with Lionel Messi. Factos.
-Stop being nosephobic!
-My plan is working perfectly. One more year at PSG and I’ll have
enough money to BUY Real Madrid. Clever!
-Marcus Rashford’s influence is massive -What?
-Right give me that son!
I’m going to find out where this guy lives and break his flipping legs!
-ARGH! REF! HE INSULTED ME!!!
-For Bakayo, give me your address! I’m gonna kick your bolloxs in! What?
-I’m getting trolled by a train enthusiast from Northern Ireland?
This is even worse than Germany at the previous 2 World Cups.
-Ow - wait! I’m Saka
Argh! Not Xhaka!
-Oh, wait a minute! I better go and sub to him or I’ll get no girls!
-Thanks babe!
-ARGH! I’VE BEEN VERBALLY ASSAULTED IN THE FACE! RED CARD! RED CARD!
Ooops, this was a DM - can we cut this scene?
-Oh short jokes - how original Besides, I’m not even that short.
-What? I was playing on Sunday. -Think about it Marcus.
-Oh - Ragnar is being sarcastic? -Yes hahaha.
-Well Ragnar is a nobhead. -No - Ragnar is my burner account - hahahaha
-Ballon d’Or incoming!
-Que miras, bobo, que miras bobo!
- OH COME ON! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ROASTING ZLATAN NOT ME!
-Oh poo, I was supposed to send that from my burner account
-For Antony, quit with the stepovers or I’ll Alfie Inge Haaland ye, ye fecking langer!
-Oh, thanks KDB! What a compliment!
-For Vinicius, quit with the dancing or I’ll Alfie Inge Haaland ye, ye fecking langer!
-Oh haters gonna hate, and players gonna play - unless like this player you’re
injured for the rest of the season then players gonna play COD. Yippee!
-What?
-Eye spy with my little eye, a team in your profile picture begging with T.
Enough said.
-Oh, thanks for using my full name…
-Haha, to be fair that’s pretty funny ARGH! RED CARD!
-It doesn’t bother me. -He just wears his autism ear defenders…
-What?
-Hmmm, that is a tough choice
-They’ll know it’s you Harold…
-Oh bugger…
-No-one sent any mean comments to me? They love me!
-No, I just think you’re pretty irrelevant these days
-WHAT?
-I beat Jack can’t even count to 10 seconds - yes I can!
1 mississippi 2 mississippi
3 mississippi 4 mississippi
5 mississippi 6 mississippi
7 mississippi 9 mississippi
8 mississippi 10 mississippi
See! Thanks Jack! That helped us get to
8 minutes to turn on the extra ad revenue What?
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-Adios! -Get out of the booth Luis,
you are pretty irrelevant these days -What?