-Since you're both on a show that takes place in a store,
I thought it would be fun to play a game I call,
"A Little Late Superstore Bowling."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Are y'all ready for this? Lauren? Ben?
-No. -Born ready.
-Okay, great. Then let's get started with Round 1.
Here's how this works. We've got a lane here
and some cereal-box pins down there at the end.
And you just have to knock down as many as you can.
-Great. -Sound good?
-Yeah. -All right, why don't you
go first, Lauren? And I'll bring you your ball.
All right? -Amazing.
-All right, here is your bowling ball.
-Fabulous. -Now, the good news is
this really can't go wrong because you can't get
a gutter watermelon. -Right.
-Okay, so really this should be a piece of cake.
All right. Don't cross the red line.
Here we go -All right. Ready?
-Yep. [ Cheers and applause ]
[ Audience "oh"s ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I was doing, like, a -- like, a baseball thing.
-Is that generally how you bowl?
-Uh, Hulk Smash? I don't know. I don't know.
-Okay. DJ Daniel, on a scale of 1 to 10,
what would you rate that bowl?
Seven! -Okay! Okay.
-Okay! Can we see that in slow motion?
[ Applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ben, it is your turn now. -Okay.
-We have some new pins down there for you.
-Do I have to destroy my bowling ball?
-That is a choice you can make.
I think the goal is to knock down as many cans as you can.
-That's most important. -That's more important.
-Okay. -Here is your ball.
-Okay. Right. Of course. Of course.
-It is a turkey. -A wet --
-It is a turkey. -A wet, slimy turkey.
-And it is also frozen.
-It's frozen. My hands are touching it.
-It's great. -I've got salmonella.
It's so fun being here.
[ Laughter ]
-Let's see if you can beat Lauren.
Here we go. -This is such a weird --
I don't really know how to do this, but...
[ Laughter ]
-Jinx! -No!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Okay! Aw, yeah. That's nice.
-Thank you so much for having me.
It was really, really an adventure.
Thank you so much. -That was violent.
DJ Daniel, what would you rate that bowl?
Come on.
A 9! Oh, snap!
Let's see an instant replay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All righty. So we got a 7. We got a 9.
It's time for Round 2. Now, for Round 2,
we're gonna make this a little more interesting.
Your pins, as you can see, are rolls of toilet paper.
-Naturally. -But your ball is
going to be me. That's right.
Let me just get my helmet on real quick.
Gonna get a helmet on.
I'm gonna be on this very safe --
production wants me to say that --
rolling thingy over here,
and you are going to roll me down the aisle...
-Okay. -...or the lane.
Whatever it is. [ Laughter ]
And you're trying to knock down as many -- I know, fashion --
as many rolls of toilet paper as you can.
-Okay. -You got it?
-Yeah. -All right.
Lauren, you're up first. -Let's do it.
-All right, Lauren, don't be scared, okay?
-You need to back it up a little.
-Oh, I can back it up. -Yes!
-All right. Right here? -I wanna get a run at it.
That's good. That's good. -You want right here?
-Yep. -All right. Cool.
-Yep. -All right, we're doing this.
-I'm not messing around. Okay? -All right.
-I'm the underdog right now. Right?
-Yeah. Here we go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-All right. Okay.
-Oh. -Amazing!
-Wow. -DJ Daniel,
what would you rate that bowl?
-Okay.
-Oh! -Nine! Okay!
-Okay. All right. -Okay.
Let's reset those pins. -Okay.
[ Applause ]
[ Laughter ] -What?
[ Laughter ]
-Ben, are you ready for this? -Yes, I am.
-This is your chance to win this thing.
-I am. -All right.
Here we go. Where do you want it?
-Don't bother bringing that back
because I'm gonna try a different approach.
-Oh, boy. -Interesting.
-I would like it up a little bit, maybe like there...
-Okay. -...instead of all the way
over there. -All right.
-I am gonna take the running start.
-Ooh, interesting. All right, I'm terrified.
Let's go! -So just hold on.
-All right, I'm ready. -Okay.
Now, this feels -- sh-- -I'm not helping you.
-Is this how you were doing it with her?
Like is this -- this -- -Yes.
-All of this feels wrong. -I think you have permission.
-All of this feels wrong. -You have consent to touch her.
-I give you my consent. -She gives you her consent.
-This is not the first time I've been in this position.
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Let's go! Come on! -Okay.
-Come on! -All right, ready?
-Here we go! -Are we ready?
-Yeah! -Okay.
-[ Exhales ]
[ Laughter ]
-Are you okay? -Okay.
-Are you okay? Are you okay?
-Are you okay? -Are you okay?
-So...
we didn't make it.
[ Laughter ]
-That's it! That was his go!
That was his go! That was his go!
-That felt like a 10.
-Zero! -There's a 1.
[ Applause and laughter ]
[ Slow-motion laughing ]
[ Laughter ]
-You assaulted this woman! -It wasn't the position.
-The same thing -- [ Laughter ]
-So, DJ Daniel, what does that mean?
Lauren or Ben -- who is the winner?
[ Audience chants "Lauren!" ] Oh!
Okay. [ Audience chants "Lauren!" ]
DJ Daniel. -It's a draw. It's a draw.
-The winner is? -Lauren.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Oh! Yes! Yes!
-Congratulations, Lauren! You won the official
"A Little Late Superstore Bowling" trophy.
Let's bring it out here. Where's the trophy?
Let's bring it out.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, yeah, there you go. Treasure it always.