Im 6 And Im A Beauty Queen
Shut Up!
My name is Ian and everyone's been telling me that I'm addicted To This Honey Boo Boo Show
which *laughs*, I'm not, at all
*laughs*
Uh... can you believe people actually w-watch this crap?
It's stupid
So stupid
Ian's roomate, Anthony is the only one that knows the extent of Ian's problem
He invited us over to see if we can help
Ian is definitely addicted to Honey Boo Boo
and it's only getting worse
He's even started to talk like that creepy thing
Hi, are you guys ready to order?
Ya you got any cheese balls?
Excuse me?
Cheese balls! My tum tum's gotta have it!
Cheese balls! Cheese balls! Gimme-
Ain't no dumb shows about no "Honey Boo Boo" whatever affecting my life
I always been like this
*what's that?*
it's my goo goo juice duh!
*What's in it?*
Uh... Cafein drink, soda, peanut butter, hot sauce...
and a little bit of x-lax
*farts*
Anthony has decided to take Ian to get medical help for his addiction
Ian, it's time-
What the hell are you doing ?
I'm going to a pagent you want to come?
No, we're not going to a pagent
I'm gonna get you help
Uh, nuh huh, you ain't gonna tell Ian boo boo bear what to do
Nah
Ian boo boo bear?
Yes that's my name now dummy
Duh
Ian's mom has been brought to the house to witness Ian's addiction for the first time
What's wrong mumma you ain't luv me no more?
*sighs* fuck my life
Dude look at you !
You dress like a four year-old girl
and you're about to do a beauty pagent
People are gonna think you're a pedophile
What?
I can't even understand you anymore
Dude...
I just want my best friend back
I'm Sorry... WHAAAAAAABRUUHUHUHUHUHUEEAUEUAUEAUEUAUEUAEUAUEHHHHWHWHWWHHWHHHH
I'm really glad Ian was finally able to overcome his addiction
I just don't understand how someone can become addicted to something so disgusting
Anyway, are we done here?
Steven and I got to go catch a movie
Let's go Steven
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