(Dramatic Music)(Glass Breaking)
*lit intro music*
Ayo! Good Mor- *maverick squawking* Are u good bro?
Dis my intro just let me do it
Ayo Good- okay... Good morning logang whats poppin?
so as usual fun epic day planned on Logan Paul Vlogs
but first my mans my mans
where you going ev?
the doctor's for the 7th time
yeah!
as you guys know evan has a nasty ear infection
ya yeet.
Thas muh boy.
Bye Evan. See ya later.
What?!
How did you just make that 5?
Yeah what did he start from the bottom?
The bottom!
Oh, my god!
Why does everyone----
Evan laughs at me for too for that
That was weird.
*squeak* you both.
What the *squeak* is wrong with 5?
NOOO!
I'll write a hundred 5's.
What's wrong with my 5's?
Logang, how do you write your 5's? Like this?
Oh god.
you you write
your 5 like this
You-- you write your 5's like this?
OHHHHH!
Bro and that one-- that one was way better, too.
It looks so much better.
OHHHHH BROOO!
You go like this.
*makes barf noise*
Before I was rudely interrupted, Jac.
We got ice cream, we sold merch in the ice cream truck
No smash yet
But number 5 is hike!
So uh I brought Jacquelyn over
We're gonna go hiking
Ok *chuckles* kinda like that
I'm also not gonna get off my hoverboard when we're hiking
that's just how I do it.
*laughs* That was sick.
Also, we got my man... oh f*ck
Sorry Sebastien.
You good bro? No.
Oh yo we got Sebastian guys
Ayyyeee. Hi Sebastian
Yo if you guys haven't noticed
he's uhh gonna be filling in for Brendon the next like week
Brendon had to-- he had to--- he got fired. I fired Brendon.
*laughs*
I'm just kidding. He'll be back.
Yoooooo we're out here in the Yeti.
As you guys know about the car accident, we will get it repaired soon
Some lady hit me and
we like it's just it's a *squeakin* disaster
Thank you. I appreciate it bro. Still a maverick yaaa
Ayyyeeee
Ayyy yo guys so Jac is extremely excited to go hiking. Why?
I'm from New York City and there is absolutely no hiking there.
But here we--- oh Logangsters
I spotted you from a mile away.
My little sister loves you like she--- Do you love me?
My little sister--- Do you love me?
Yeah I love you too.
Okay yay.
I'm excited for you Jac.
This is a--- this is your big day!
This is the biggest day!
Going on a hike. Sebastian I'm gonna run into you.
Oh see he's new guys, he's new.
Going on a hike, ayyyee. Going on a hike, ayyyee. Going on a hike, aye.
Yo we are going to be definitely the whitest people out here.
Especially you. You like-- you raise our white factor to
a level of embarrassment that I don't know if Logan Paul Vlogs can handle
Oh, my godd.
NOOOO!
Get ready.
Jac, no. Why did we bring her Sebi?
(This Road Is Long playing)
Okay, end of the montage
I'm not gonna lie, we took like the very easy path
This is like the side of Runyon that the basic b*tches come to take insta photos
Like that, like Jac's doing right now *chuckles*
Jac: Can you take one?
You want me to take one? Oh sure Jac, sure sure
Okay here we go,
*Jac chuckles*
That's good, yeah. Ohhh, these are great, ah man
These are so sick
So dope dude
Jac: Umm Sebastian will take it
Aww yeah
Sebastian: Work it
Get it girl, yeah, get it
This is actually a beautiful view
Yeah
You really want a picture?
Jac: Yes!
Okay fine
Guys, by the way, millennials
If you're doing something, and you don't Snapchat it or Instagram it,
Jac: Didn't happen
Didn't happen, honestly, didn't f*cking happen
I want to encourage all the youth to, always be on yor cellular devices at all time
If you make eye contact with people, you're wrong
If you shake hands and have a firm grip
you're wrong.
I'm gonna stop here, that's all sarcasm
Just ignore that last 30 seconds
What the f*ck is happening to the youth?!
I, I know the problem
They're watching Logan Paul Vlogs
Jac: Are you really gonna take a photo now?
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm sorry
Yo, this is hilarious
Are you good bro?
Like why can't these guys get down the hill?
Oh sh, oh oh, we lost
Oh damn bro
It looks like you kinda pooed yourself a little bit
Jac: I don't wanna die
Alright, don't worry, I won't let you die..... today
Jac: Okay we did it
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen
Jac: We did it!
Jac: Sebastion, we did it!
Literally, I, I just walked down the mountain
(Jac laughs)
It was a cake walk
Jac: No it wasn't
You're embarrassing me, infront of everybody
Jac?
Jac: Yeah?
There's a hadprint on your butt
Jac: Is there really?
Yeah
Jac: Uh
Sorry *chuckles*
I'm such a dirty dog!
Jac: You dirty dog you
*chuckles*
Oh snap
Dude this is a cake walk like, I see this and I just see.......
my Mom
Jac: Uh ah, not doing it
That's not a Maverick attitude, Jac
You're wearing the hat
Jac: Fine, here we go
Yes
Ya ya ya ya ya ya!
You got it
Oh damn
*Logan screaming*
Jac: Why did I let you convince me into this?
Jac: You know the goats that stand on the side of a mountain?
No, but I do know what fainting goats are.
Cut to the clip
You're still talking about this?
*Jac makes goat noise*
Jac: It's like a slip and slide made of dirt and rocks
I'm not even kidding, you've travelled 10 ft in the past 60 seconds
Sebastian: Just go
Sebastian: Just leave me
I mean, bro we did that yesterday, I'll do it
Like from me when it comes to your survival
I'm cool with it bruh.
Like Seb, you got it bro. You got it on your own, you die,
Y̶̸̛o̴u di͏ȩ̢̧,̛̛ ̵͡h̕e͘ d̀i͏͝ę͝s̷͡.̴͡
*chuckle*
Nice snort.
You made i- Oh *squeak* Jesus, mother of he-