happy doomsday everyone princess and the bear here we're in Magic Kingdom you know our favorite
park our favorite park it's time to return to Columbia Harbor House because the Doom Burger has
been reimagined into a same Burger now you guys should ask this three or four months ago but we
are finally getting around to it so let's go serve up some Doom be sure to stay on your dune buggy
look alive you heard the girl
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if you saw our last accidental mocktail crawl on gay days here
at Magic Kingdom you would see that they always seem to overfill these lemonades
at Columbia Harbor House it is an interesting Minute Maid problem s
tastes like slush I'm just not into it I didn't order one I'm just drinking water today because
this is not my jam today this is my jam on different days today's not this day and this
day is a two out of five lemons maybe I'm a little traumatized from Lombard lemons
maybe as old-timey as Liberty Square wants to be I would figure though I don't want
you to sponsor any cash number ever and you would be able to provide me with fresh beans
lemonade a little machine got pressed lemons out why am I getting minimated you know how
much I hate you to make lemonade if you're new here I hate Minute Maid lemonade it's
the worst of all MMOs like legit but it's also hot and I want something Frozen yeah
but it is not lemonade two or five plus [Music] um
this is the Doom Burger but with a different bun so now it's a crab cake crab crab cake sandwich
um my beloved tuna plant-based tuna salad plant-based tuna sandwich is
now gone so this even though it's not tuna is my fish sandwich replacement
I don't know how I feel about this I'm a little hurt Disney why are you gonna take away
my favorite sandwich of all the sandwiches what about the pot like 20 of them you wanna you want
somebody to buy a case sure I'll buy 20. I don't care no big deal I'll buy more I'm stuck with this
I didn't expect the bun to make that much of a difference because it was just black
but actually this is a lot tastier than the last time I had this I would actually recommend this
to vegans like if you want some non-all meat type food this is dare I say tasty I don't
think this is now my number two fireworks is number one this is number two [Music]
it's actually a good sandwich shocked so we have the Doom Burger reimagine now always question who
was the Doom for because before we had to say I hated it I thought the bun was a dry born mess
done for Instagram the color added nothing and it was just dry and not Pleasant now problems
B where props is given that it is one of the few points you can get vegan fish anywhere on
this property at this current point in time this is a good representation of eating fish or crab
cake that is debatable that's debatable because there's always places like Sebastian's Bistro
GF Cafe there are options
but you know we come to punish ourselves come find out just for
you the bun definitely gets out of your way it's not the detriment the roadblock
that it was before and you actually taste a lot of like the crackers come through
um I thought like a fine nature of it would be like offensive and you wouldn't be able to taste
like the crab cake seasoning but it actually tastes pretty good it's nice and light I feel
like it needs some more sauce it has like the small little damp and something and there was
like a rusty in there but it needs something like a vegan tartar sauce or a vegan ramalan
or something on its own it's like it's good but it could be better surprisingly I mean this is a
big improvement over what it was for that I'm gonna give it 3.75 to 5 pounds probably the
highest thing I've written in magic in a very long time but perhaps your properties [Music]
yeah so now we have your typical Disney shoestring fry that can only be made better with mustard this
is French's which we don't usually get crunches for Monster so that's different but I mean I've
been snacking on these already while bear was taking pictures and they were half warm half cold
when they were served hot so hopefully the monster makes it better I was down to 30 minutes
these fries kind of suck two out of five fries it belongs in the trash oil is cooked evenly oh and
uh better longer Harder Faster I don't know something in my soul is a American born and
raised here it really feels like you should be wedgies and not shoot straight friends
yeah yeah the mustard makes everything better has a fat
it's in the princess of American handbook maybe we'll publish that one day yeah he's crazy
pass the Fright test but it's a Disney fry which is our least favorite kind of fries
yeah it's just the worst uh it'll get you by but
on a freaking be satisfied two and a half out of five
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oh hush puppies are here I don't know why I got Hush Puppies knowing full well the last time I had
these I hated these but we don't see hush puppies on menus very often and Hush Puppies remind me of
my childhood so you know magic maroon's my childhood it means I don't have to come back
nice and crisp moist inside
fairly good they're getting better in this we're gonna happen
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I ordered this that's a joke now I'm feeling as if I'm the joke but if I knew very well
what this is going to look like never had this before here but a seafood boil
in the Northeast oh boy so they said bold and broth you're a seafood boy you have all
the standard stuff you have andouille sausage potatoes here's some uh she wrote tribbies here
um
is this a situation where the broth is trash the food is trashed yes yes it is like normally in
most cases in some cases most of the cases you can serve your boiled dry you'd pour it out on a
picnic table or uh or a newspaper sort of just eat it as it is it doesn't need to sit and the broth
now the broth looks like colored water they give you two rolls with it though so I guess that's
that's nice I'm gonna start with the corn because who can ruin corn right here in corn right yeah
no additional seasoning to speak of it's corn it's a physical knobs
it definitely has the juices all over my chin [Music]
let's try the sausage okay nice big pieces of Bernoulli sausage that little slash cut [Music]
it looks nice to it good 2005 scale
it's all cooked not overcooked I guess you can't go wrong there
see if I can find a potato in here there you go skin on come around that [Music]
that has a lot of broth in it there's a salt and pepper water
your broth is trash then we have the shrimp have the uh shell on shrimp not a big deal you're gonna
get messy It's Magic Kingdom nobody cares I think imagine if you've been on rides all day shirts
do not do that unless you want to catch some sort of dysentery it doesn't serious little thing right
but not rubbery I probably the blend is the most boring shrimp that you've ever eaten you know
when you get frozen shrimp out of the package at the grocery store and then like you thought
maybe saute it in something yeah that's about where you are it's two and a half out of five
paws for the entire Bowl uh it's exactly what I expected it to be uh it's a seafood boil for most
places all the things in here they're okay nothing to write home about nothing I'm gonna be like
my Southern Seafood boil people come eat this don't don't eat this unless you
want to leave this place very angry let's regret to try the roll soft it's pliable
it's a standard dinner roll also two and a half out of five paws does it the track from the plate
but it's all the most average of average of all the ingredients which adds up to average
it's like multiplying by one I don't know why their math came in there but let's hurry up
the microwave board was also sad which is the first time a
person that comes to mind when I eat this they're both equally depressing
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I was hungry it didn't get any better
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Slumber Harbor House doesn't have me housed
it I was able to eat like half of my burger and enjoy it and then as it started getting
like down to it it was really difficult to eat just started tasting more like
fishy and fake meaty it just I just wasn't feeling it so I think I'm gonna lower my rating to a three
it's fair enough uh Columbia Harbor House is in a weird position here in Magic Kingdom especially
when you have you know favorites like Pecos Bill and for some odd reason cosmic rays I
mean I deserve the park this is sort of here and none of them are great choices it's all like the
lesser of evils and I'm not really sure what I'm scared of lesser evil Columbia Harbor House Falls
I feel like it's not the lessest of the less evil but it's not as evil as say like Pecos villain
Starlight race I agree but I don't know what you guys think how where does this Rank and sort of
your ranking of Magic Kingdom Quick Service are we being too harsh are we not being harsh enough
Island towards the ladder but you guys might feel differently and we want to
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bear might take my bag and you need it into ponzi's Tower so that I can never grab it again
I mean it might be interesting to see her try to climb a tower in that dress
but you heard the girl [Music]