-What about this parking lot? -Wait, no. Keep going.
Man: The firing range?
That's not it? -Oh, I see it right there.
Oh, yeah. See that? Yeah, yeah. Pull in there.
-Shit. -Oh, they're jump ramps.
Oh, shit. -Here we go.
-What's going on here? -Oh, my God.
See what the mannequin's doing?
Man: This is a meet up? This might be a team meet up.
-The fuck is this? -What's going on here?
[ Laughing ] I don't know.
Man: What do you see outside of the window?
What do you see? You're right.
Man: They're hiding.
[ Military music plays ]
-Fuck yes! -Ohhhhh!
-Oh, my God! -Is that Louie?
Oh, yeah.
Is that Louie?! Is that you?!
Man: What an entrance. [ Explosion ]
Oh, damn. Good to see you.
Louie! Yeah!
Yeah! Fuck yeah!
Evan was this big when I met him the first time. I was the dungeon master.
Now look at me. I'm taller than him!
I know. Jesus! What happened?
Louie. Yeah, Rhino. How you doing, man?
-I'm doing great, man. -Hell yeah!
Super excited to have Louie Barletta back
for "King of the Road."
Life goal, check.
Of course, you remember him from last year's Enjoi team.
-Yes! -I want to rock!
Burnett: He led his team to victory and had fun doing it.
Expect laughs, a few beers.
Burnett asked. At first, he's like, "You want to be on it?"
And I was like, "Ah."
[ Gagging ] Was that piss?
At first I was like, "No way, dude."
He's like, "No, we're just gonna do a day
with, like, one of the teams."
Louie wanted to pay it forward for the awesome experience
he had last year with Jerry Gurney.
♪ Me and Louie! And the unicorn! ♪
♪ Wooooooow! ♪
These guys are in for a treat.
What do you got going on here?
Barletta: We got the ultimate Panda Army challenge.
Yes! You guys are gonna have some fun today.
It turns out, Louie Barletta is a military-history buff.
Who knew? Well, whose is this?
With the money I won from "King of the Road" last year, I bought it.
[ Laughs ] -No way.
I was like, "What else to do with your money
than blow it on something dumb?"
That's not dumb. That's awesome.
First part of the challenge
is you guys got to put on some fatigues.
-Let's do it. -There you go, Dave.
We have hats, berets, helmets.
-You guys ready for this? -Yeah.
♪♪
Use your war face. What's your war face?
[ Growling ] Ah! Ah!
That's not much of a war face. No?
I love this dude. We got a tank.
Lieutenant, how do I look?
You look great, sir. Get in the tank.
-Yes, sir. -Everybody climb in.
I'm definitely working this thing.
Challenge one -- you got to cruise the obstacle course,
make it all the way around --
like, through those two mannequins --
and then around, and then park in between the ramps.
Nice.
Alright.
-Just floor it! -We have to go around it.
Floor it!
[ Chatter ]
Man: Don't go over that!
Oh! You hit it!
Alright, look out! Watch out!
Hey, look out!
♪♪
[ Whistle blows, laughter ]
-Oh, he nailed it. -Oh, he nailed it!
-Alright. Stop, stop! -Success.
Dude, that was amazing.
You can just crush it with this thing.
My next purchase -- a little, mini tank.
Oh, direct hit!
Oh! That's a head shot! Head shot, head shot!
-Fuck yeah, Evan! -I was, like, thinking that.
I'm not a drill sergeant. I'm happy.
Like, I don't have that, like, grr, you know?
I'm more like, "Hey, dudes." Like, "Who wants to party?"
Alright, your second part of the challenge today
is you're gonna have to do a trick over the tank
or grind the flat bar on the tank.
-It's so crusty. -Yeah, Lou's gonna tow it.
♪♪
Oh!
♪ When we were young ♪
♪ Knew everything ♪
♪ We had love won ♪
We got the silver bullet right here,
about to gun that tree down.
♪ Found out through experience ♪
♪ On and on ♪ Oh, my God!
♪ On and on, we spin ♪
-Hell yeah! -That was so awesome!
Last one.
♪ Funny how time slips by so fast ♪
♪ ...your best ♪ Welcome to war!
♪ Not to cry ♪
♪ On and on ♪
♪ On and on, we spin ♪
♪ Funny how time slips by so fast ♪
It's not over yet. This is damn war.
♪ So fast ♪
[ Shouting ]
All together, hold the knife.
Yeah!
That was the fucking sickest shit ever.
-Oh! -Yeah!
[ Camera shutter clicks ] Fuck yeah.
[ Tires squeal ] Ah!
[ Laughter ]
Good job, dude.
Hell yeah. -Damn that was a good high five.
It's not easy in war.
This challenge number one has been checked.
[ Imitates machine gun ] Dude. Hell yeah.
Lou's the best coming out with an awesome challenge.
This shit was so fun. I could do this shit every day.
♪ So fast ♪ Ready, fellas?
♪ So fast ♪