[Starring Michael Jones]
Come on, you flockin' idiot! Get over there!
Damn-
No! Go around it!
[Western Voice] Come on little dawgy!
Get 'em up in that spaceship thing!
[Normal Voice] Get the hell in there!
Holy shit!
Why the flock am I like,
an alien runnin' around collecting sheep?
Oh my God!
It's one flockin' sheep!
Go around the tree
you flockin' idiot!
Flockin' perfect abduction!
I'm the Flock champion!
You ASSHOLES!
Quot-
A quota?
I got a quota?
What? Am I gonna get flockin'
fired if I don't fill my quota?
Is this like an assembly line?
It's like Laverne and Shirley, you're like
"Oh my God! Look at all the bot-
Woah! The bottles are flyin' down the conveyor belt,
but we can't,
we can't check 'em fast enough!
Ohhhh!
Man, this is ensuing!
It's crazy!
WE'RE NOT FILLING THE FLOCKIN' QUOTA!
I will ruin your shit with my anger!
Get down, you idiots!
An achievement?
What did I get?
"Abduct Twenty Anim-"
Why is everything in caps?
Here, this is how it should read:
[Shouting] FLOCK!
UNIDENTIFIED FLOCKIN' OBJECT!
ABDUCT TWENTY ANIMALS!
AGGREGATE TOTAL!!!
Holy shit!
This is taking forever!
These little dickheads get caught on everyth-
Hey, there's like way more sheep than you need!
Just,
just flockin' take 'em all!
If you're gonna,
if you're gonna abduct sheep,
and you go to an area and there's like
a hundred,
why the hell would you only take,
like,
ten?
Fockin' stupid!
"Sheeps are made of cotton wool"
Who-
Who gives a shit?
They shrink?
I gotta put 'em into water?
Why can't I just like,
gravity-lift the water,
and then drop it on the sheep?
Why do I gotta give 'em
a flockin' bath?
Holy shit!
Shut up and get in there!
JUST DO AS YOU'RE FLOCKIN' TOLD!
Come on, idiots!
Around the flockin' hedge!
Oh! There's like a thousand over here!
[Sigh]
This game sucks.
It is so fuckin' boring.
Oh my God,
No!
Go through the hedges,
you idiots!
NO!
[Frustrated Sigh]
I-I'm glad I'm not like a rancher here.
'Cause I would just shoot these
sheep in the face.
I'd be like "Oh, you're not gonna follow me?
WABAM!
You're flockin' dead!"
They just do
whatever they want.
There's no God damn rhyme or reason
for these
for these sheep.
Why do I gotta hit the launch button?
I beat the level.
I got all the sheep.
Just end the fucking level!
Shit's gettin' tricky in Level 8
'Dyed in the Wool'!
FUCKING TWENTY!?
Are you kidding me?
God
Damn!
There better be-
Oh wow, and that's why.
No no no no no
Awww
SHIT!
Sorry!
I drowned all the sheep!
Hey,
when they hit the water
shouldn't they fluckin' shrink?
[Quietly] Get up.
[Sigh]
[Loudly] GET UP!
No no no!
NOOOO!
NO! No! No!
Oh my G-
[Raging]
Look at these sheep, they're all like
"Hey, woah, see that abducting thing over there?
Go put me in it."
And then I'm gonna, uh
put them in it.
Uuuuuugggghhhh
One of those God Damn days!
ONE OF THOSE GOD DAMN DAYS!
Doesn't matter!
Hey it doesn't matter everybody!
Too few animals!
Hey, forget it!
Michael flocked it up!
What is the premise?
Why would I be doing this?
Who gives a shit?
Watching them bounce is so entertaining
but it's so annoying
because I hate them so much with a passion.
This-this game sucks
almost as bad as Naughty Bear.
ALMOST
as bad as Naughty Bear.
[Quietly] I got this shit.
No No! NO!
FUCK!!!
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
GOD DAMMIT!
Good She-
How was that a Good Shepherd?
Everyone just died!
Everyone is dead!
"Flock Twenty-Five Animals at Once"
First of all,
I dunno how I flocked twenty-five.
Second of all,
I flocked them all to their death!
They're in the water you dumb shit!
Oh I got every single guy.
[Quietly] Alright
NOOOOOO!
OHHHHHH!!
OHHHHHH!!!
GOD DAMMIT!!!
[Frustrated Sigh]
[Stammering Incoherently]
I can't Flock!
Oh WOW!
I just noticed that!
I just
fucking
noticed
all the stupid fucking angels
with halos that came out like
[Michael imitating an angel voice]
Well there you go! There's some more for ya!
Let's complete the fucking genocide!
'Cause I just murdered every single God Damn sheep
on this fucking planet!
FLOCK YOU!
YOU PIECE OF SHIT!