Hello there It is me
Your host Spook Jav Eeek
and as you can tell it is Halloween
and i am dressed up as a fucking douche
and in this video tutorial i'm going to teach you how to make
caramel ghost witch house apples
so you're going to need some apples some bround cane sugar
an entire stick of butter some corn syrup
some vanilla extract some condensed milk
also some sticks to penetrate those firm juicy apples
i will be coating the apples with chocolate chips,
graham cracker crumbs and magical blue witch house sprinkles
so first what we're gonna need to do is boil some water
using fire magic, light the water on fire until it bubbles
remove the pot from the stove then remove the stem from the apples
remember to lick it before you stick it and now penetrate that juicy apple
with a wooden stick then do it to the rest of them
and now we take our apples for a bath putting apples in boiling water will remove
the wax on the flesh and now dry your apples
after scorching the apples throw them in the freezer, cuz fuck you apples that's why
next heat up a sauce pan to throw all your sauces in
first add an entire stick of butter now one cup brown sugar
and mix it finely next pump in some spooky ectoplasm
just kidding it's a half cup of corn syrup now it is time to add in the ghost...
cum?
Just kidding, it's a can of condensed milk Remember, when summoning spirits you must
call forth by name your intentions
now once the texture has reached the consistency of my mixtape
liquid hot diarrhea
now add a table spoon of vanilla to the mix to get it poppin'
once the mix is 250 degrees Fahrenheit take it off the heat
now retrieve your apples from their frozen prison
now you're gonna wanna dip them in the caramel we just made
while the caramel is still warm dip your apple and roll it around
look at these fine juicy apples next we're gonna roll them in stuff
next dip your apple into graham crackers counter clockwise
next dip your sticky apple into chocolate chips while whispering FORTUNA MAJOR which
is Harry Potter for some... next stick your sticky apple into some blue
sprinkles to give you those MP points which stands for MAGIC POINTS
and that's how you make a WITCH HOUSE CANDY APPLE
So i hope you enjoyed this tutorial so go out there and make some fucking diabetes
ass apples that you can eat with your mouth so see you on the next time i make something
spooky and delicious hopelly at the same time
HOTLINE BLING PLAYS JAZZILY IN THE BACKGROUND
how is it?
mmm?
how is it?
what?
HOW IS IT?
ITS PRETTY GOOD!