-I'm Roy. -And I'm Jaboukie.
And when we're not on The Daily Show,
-we run a lucrative... -And unlicensed.
-real estate business. -Oh, yeah.
-Straight cash, none of that Venmo shit. -Mm-mm.
WOOD: If you got the cash and you're looking for a home,
it's time for you to meet...
BOTH: The Property Brothas.
(Wood grunts)
Today we're in Jamaica, Queens
to see the childhood home of Donald Trump.
That's right. The actual home
where our president lived until age four,
is just sitting on the market.
While the outside might not look too Trumpy,
the inside is very much...
What the (bleep)?
YOUNG-WHITE: Hold up. This is Trump's house?
WOOD: Uh...
No.
It's... Did we use Apple Maps to get here?
Because this might be wrong.
J-Dawg, I'm blown away.
This house looks extremely normal.
Like, right here.
This is not what you would expect to see
-in a house like this. -YOUNG-WHITE: I was expecting
something much longer, something more of, like,
a he's on this side, Daddy's over there.
-Very far apart. -Lonely.
Lonely. Not what I was expecting.
WOOD: This 2,500 square foot Tudor style home
comes with four bedrooms and what we think is real gold.
This is actually the only gold in the entire house right here.
How much you think we could get for this shit?
-I'm thinking at least $500. -Let's get this.
-You want to pop it right now? -Yeah.
(mumbles)
Uh, actually, let's-let's hold off on that.
Let's hold. Wait till the...
-And on to the next room. -Yes.
-This place is just fine. -The living room
looks like a failed black sitcom from the '90s.
YOUNG-WHITE: It's not Trumpy.
It looks Eric Trump at best.
No matter how it looks on the inside,
we've got to play up the Trump factor
and sell this home to someone
-who loves Trump. -Hates Trump.
-Hates Trump. -Loves Trump.
WOOD: We didn't have time to argue.
We had to show this place to real couples
looking to buy their first home.
-Okay. -Okay, so, as you can see,
it's a very traditional style.
Four bedroom, great space in the backyard.
WOOD: Well, what's your first reactions to this?
Um, well, the open space is good.
The Trump memorabilia
-is definitely bumming me out a little bit. -It's everywhere.
-Like, Trump is everywhere in this room. -Yeah. Yeah.
Uh, Donald Trump is definitely not my person.
He doesn't live here anymore.
-WOOD: Yeah, this is... -ELIZABETH: "Anymore"?
-"Anymore"? -Well, this is the childhood home
of President Donald Trump.
That's... That's weird, man. It's a little weird
-in a... in a bad way. -It's a little weird.
It can feel anxious at first because it's new,
it's big, you're feeling a lot.
But I think there's a lot of excitement there
that we could really work with.
WOOD: We tried to help these couples
picture filling this house with the love
so clearly missing from Trump's childhood,
but they kept getting hung up on the little things.
Everything about it makes me uncomfortable.
I really don't like the idea of living in his house.
Who wouldn't want to live and raise their children
in the same place that a legend once laid their head,
like Elvis at Graceland?
Who wouldn't want to live at Paisley Park
where Prince was?
Neverland Ranch.
-Mm. -No?
I just want a comfortable home.
-Where Donald Trump hasn't lived. -Yeah.
Come on. I mean, look at this house
as an investment opportunity.
You take it, and you turn it into a Trump museum,
and you charge those mother(bleep) $35 a head.
-Wouldn't you want to get money from it, man? -Right.
I would, but it's not a priority
of having a house that I would like to live in.
I'm with you. You don't like Trump.
There are other people who don't like him, either.
You have those people come in, charge them admission,
they get to destroy a piece of Trump's childhood.
-How about that? -Wait, you're talking
about turning this into, like, a rage room
-where they can trash it? -Absolutely.
Break a chair, destroy a table,
burn a flag, do something.
What are you gonna do after you trash this place?
Turn it into a mosque.
That way, we can tell Trump, "Go back to where you came from.
Psych, bitch. It's a mosque now."
The brothers don't seem to be listening to us at all.
We've told them multiple times that we don't want this house.
And then one of them keeps pulling me aside
and keeps trying to sell me gold.
How much would you give me for that?
Nothing.
It's real.
It's real what?
Gold.
(sighs)
As is with every episode, we lost the sale.
An even though we can't sell the house...
We'll sell as much of it as we can.
Come on! Come on!
(cheering and applause)