* wapish * Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome back to Hello Neighbor!
They updated the game again!
We are now in Alpha 2
I believe, this is all brand new
The press A or Space to unveil the story
Or just jump straight into the action, so
Imma unveil the story, because i dont know what the story is
I have heard that they've added a whole lot more to it
and.. that the graphics that are gonna be in this
In this version of it are gonna be..
more akin to what the final game is gonna look like, so..
We're getting into what the game is actually going to be now
Cuz you saw from the first g- the first footage that i played of this game ever
was completely different from what i played after that so..
I'm trying to see if there's gonna be the same upgrades
or the same changes, and this all looks the same
with my little car driving down
Is nice music though!
The visuals are different
I will give it that, and this is all brand new!
Is that my house?
But my house was different, my house was yellow last time!
I think..
Press E to open..
Ooh!
We do have story now!
Takin' boxes of my car!
Nice little shoes on aswell
Get inside, Move stuff inside
Pack up things, Find a house
You didn't find a house first!
You just went straight to packin' up your thi-ings!?
Whaat?
That's not my neighbors house!
Kay, get inside..
He, the key is under the stone beneath the mailbox.
So uh..
Anybody could have broken into this fuckin house.. Hold E to pick up.
Hey!! * crow makes sound *
That's my key!
* grunting noises *
Ah i got him!
Yeah, Fly away!
Lil' bitch!
Where'd my key go, Okay
Pick up the key.. this is weird!
This is way different!
Its time to, oh its time.. My fuckin key is just floating in mid-air
* laughs * Its time to bust out that spinach!
Its time to Popeye this shit!
Okay.
Pick up this.. I'm not digging this hold E to pick up garbage..
Cuz what if you're like in the middle of a chase from the dude
And you have to pick shit up..
Remove nails.. Okay.
This is the same as before.
Nice!
How'd you think you were gonna be able to pull those boards off..
Your fuckin arms are like chicken noodles
This is the house i bought..
With my hard earned money. I decided to move into a fuckin kip.
Umm.
So,,
Oh god.
I'm not like right beside..
My neighbor anymore.
Is that gonna come later? Do i have to move house again?
Oh! I have to move stuff inside, i forgot.
Here we go.
Is this crossed off my checklist now?
Get inside.. is not. Okay, so..
Move stuff inside!
Ah. Ha-boo!
Fucks' sake!
I hate holding buttons to pick up shit!
They do that in like, Dying Light aswell.
And Farcry. I hate that shit
Ahh.
Please don't tell me the game crashed.
Did the game crash?
Didnt crash! okay. good!
O- okay?
What's he doin?
Okay! Now shit's going down!
I'm in a different place though..
He crashed here..
He's killing someone!
I'm coming Ma'am!
W- What?
It's like a fucking teleporter.
Where am i?
Hi!
How did i just suddenly end up in here?
What the fuck is going on?
What?
* Screams * Fuck!
What? * giggles *
I honestly have no idea what was going on there now.
Balls to that man!
Okay, so..
Either some stuff is still broken.
Ohh i can look through key-holes!
That's very handy!
I see you
Freaking out there behind the wall
Either stuff is still slightly broken, Or that was supposed to happen like that
I fucking doubt that was supposed to happen like that
What is this?
Its like a bedframe outside..
Okay where is he?
What?
I did not mean to jump through that.
* whispers * okay
I like the artstyle though.
Everything is very colorful
* whispers * flashlight, flashlight, Yes i need this!
Do i need a bong?
I don't know if i need a bong.
Teapot, i thought it was a partyhat. Okay
Oh i like that i can look through keyholes now. I have some sort of fucking warning.
He's watching TV. Okay
* whispers * What's going on, where am i, what do i do
I need a key!
Oh god i dont know what to do there's a fuckin- * ingame beep noise *
There's like a no-door there
Sir?
12. it says 12 on that
I like how he has a picture of his own moustache
* laughs *
Okay, so.
Is this like the house that i'm trying to break into now?
Do i have to break in to like multiple houses?
I dont have a clear read on what's in there.
He's not in here
What the fuck
Need a card for that.
Okay.
* squeals * Oh. someone's coming. Im hiding!
Can i have a clear indication on where the fuck he is please?
He's here!
I got it! I dont need a clear indication!
Oh fuck. Fuck nugs! Fuck nugs!
Damnit!
What, you, fuckin jesus you saw me already?
I dont even have a house to escape to anymore!
I just fuckin run away!
What do you want?
Go away, Leave me alone you big moustached freak!
Okay, Hi!
* laughs *
He knocked down his own door anyway
He actually..
That worked out in my favor! Now i have a quicker way of getting back in!
Nice!
Where are you going you dillweed.
What? I'm not even on your property!
Yeah, Fuck back inside there misterio
Hello!
How's it goin-
Me?
Or them?
Th- I think he's lookin at you..
I dont know what he wants from me..
How's- How's it goin?
Are you broken? Fuck. no he's not.
I thought you were broken and you'd just stay there
He jumped out of that fucking window over there.
I have no idea what to do with you now.
Everything is all changed and different and weird!
And i wasn't very good at the game to begin with!
ooh! Toolshed!
Okay!
You did not just see me again!
Wha- What?
How?
You big hair gerbal!
Oh he's close, Oh he's close, he's close, he's close, he's close!
WHAT?!
Okay i knocked over your lawnmower, im sorry, that's me, that's my bad!
This is confusing me, I dont know what the fuck is going on.
Okay so there's a ladder here.
How do i get on to you, what the fuck is that?
Oh i need a screwdriver for that. Okay!
Or maybe the crowbar will work aswell. and then i can get on to the roof!
That's pretty neato!
That, that, That's the thing that i need, can i has?
I can has? I can glitch?
* whispers * I'm making a lot of noise.
Okay i need to go through that door, but that's locked!
And there's a lockpick right there!
I didn't even know there were lockpicks in the game!
I can't break windows, He'll know where i am!
Okay..
I can get through there.
See that's locked!
And the lockpick is inside the room.
To be able to unlock the door.
Ngh. motherfucker!
I dont know what that does.
If, If i break you. will he go out to the-, the generator.
I dont know!
It's so hard to find out where the hell he is!
Sir?
Imma just go inside..
I'm in!
He's sleeping somewhere.
* whispers * where is he?
* screams * No!
No!
Fuck! Get out!
God damnit!
Oh!
What's that?
So when you get close to him
The music kicks up! * Music starts kicking up *
* whispers * Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Let me in!
Jump! Through! The window!
* screams *
Okay so he's right there.
He's right there, He closes his door
He closes the door, what's he doing, He's going over there.
Are you-.
For serious!?
If you flash a light in his eyes he gets scared. Look!
Fucking * grunts *
Sorry!
Yeah just stand there and do your fucking yoga.
See if i give a shit.
What are- What are you doing?
He has the key on him!
Ah man. Do i need to sneak up and get the key off him?
* laughs * I fucking did it!
Oh!
Sucks to be you!
Ya big vagina with legs!
Are you still spotting me?
Are you serious?
What am i supposed to do, just stand here and wait?
Im just gonna stand here and wait, i can do this all day!
I can do this all day!
I can't. Im getting fucking bored.
Okay is there any cameras around. cuz i keep getting spotted by them.
Can i try turn off the power again?
Power is already off!
I dont know what i'm doing
Im gonna try, gonna try get through this fucking thing though.
* whispers * He's asleep! he's asleep!
* whispers * Yes
* whispers * Yes, yes, yes!
* whispers * this is what i need!
Pick it up!
Oh i have no room for it. oh no!
* squeals *
* whispers * okay, okay, i think i'm good.
Is this the fuck-
I will beat you across the fucking head!
Whats up!
Whats up! Yeah! that's very goodlookin' your face!
Get away now! go away!
Hello neighbor!
Fucks' sake!
Get out of my face!
Hey it worked!
All you need to do is tell him to get out of your face and he goes away!
Thank you! Ah he's back again
What am i supposed to do
Atleast i keep my items, so i think i can just get caught and i'll be okay.
Do i still have all my shit?
Yes!
I still have the crowbar, Right, so that's to get in there.
I still need a keycard!
When i dont know where i get it!
Is he sleeping in here?
Okay, i should just break windows!
Cuz he doesn't seem to fix them anymore, so you can just break them and keep going!
Ha ! He's pissin!
* laughs *
Does the key unlock this?
Come on. Oh i have a lockpick!
Aha!
I get a fucking gun?!
I need it, I need it, I n- I need the gun!
Where is he?
Where is he? Stick him up!
I ain't afraid to shoot ya!
It j- It just fucking shoots corks at him!
I might aswell be farting in his general direction!
What does that fuckin' spanner do?
Argh fuck it!
Binoculars. I can get rid of them..
Argh, Fetch! Run!
Run run run run!
He's like an olympic athlete!
Can i open the roof thing with this?
I can!
Still need something for this one though.
Can you, Can you unlock?
You have a flat end! you can twist it off!
Oh i don't need to, nevermind!
* laughs *
All i had to do is click E and he opened it.
Okay! I'm on the roof now!
Now i'm sitting in this chair!
How does this help me. Oh there's a hole in the roof!
Hello, hello, mister keycard!
It's good to see you!
Uhmm. I'm gonna get rid of this.
* whispers * I made a lot of noise.
* whispers * Okay, okay
Fuckin' , Shut the fuck up!
Camera?
Shit i can't open this door.
Fuck!
Okay, i have the keycard. That's all that matters.
Now i can just escape.
I have a plan of attack.
A plan of action!
Haha!
Shoot him! Shoot him dead!
Shoot him dead! Kill him!
Shoot him in the face!
Argh get him!
He fucking teleports!
What a dicklord!
Okay, i have to find a way to get in there.
And keep him somewhere..
Okay, its on 2 and 1.
Okay, Okay, with my items. I can just run in.
Put in my keycard. And then happy fucking days!
Atleast now i have a thing with infinite ammo that can just break windows for me
Or fuck me over in the worst way possible!
Keycard! Keycard! Put it in! Put it in! Yes!
Get the nails off. Get the nails off!
Yes! Yes!
I got in! What's here?
Ohgod i have to go downstairs?
What?
The fuck?
What?
Is that the end?
I th- I think i reached the end of the actual alpha.
So you go downstairs and its just a bunch of nothing again?
Come on man!
I guess they have to save it for the full game.
Like when that's out, then you find out what's actually in the basement.
Atleast now
It's different, So is there gonna be levels?
Like..
I showed up here. Wait can i make it do it again?
I dont know.
Do i show up here, go through this house
And then i work my way up to the bigger house
And a bigger house!
So the levels get harder, and bigger, and more complex
Hopefully! Cuz that would be cool!
Instead of having just one level.
I like now that there's a small house, a bigger house
Maybe, I dont know
But that's the end of the alpha two i guess.
I went downstairs, Saw his cult, ritual rooms.
Where there's a bunch of candles, a bunch of nothing. Laying all over the place
I'm interested!
I'm intrigued! I wanna know what's there!
Anyway! Thank you guys so much for watching this episode.
If you liked it, Punch the like button in the face!
Like a boss!
And! High fives all around! * wapish *, * wapish *
Well thank you guys and i'll see all you dudes
In the next video!
*outro music plays *
Hello neighbor? More like, Bye Felicia!