[*W'psh!*] Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is JackSepticEye and welcome to
a game called formata
its an early accses game thats a bit
kinda like T.A.B.S
but it's a bit more involved in that
because you can get down and you can
actually control some of your characters
and I haven't actually played around
with it too much myself I just kind of
got in and learn some of the controls so
it's fun it's really cool i really like
it a lot so let's get in and choose a
map, Thermoplae because I like that
one I want to be Leonidas and all those
dudes in kill a bunch of ass so the bad guys are
like way the fuck down here but it's
hard to beat them look how many of them
there are, they're all like taking land and
everything wait are you actually I don't
know how this game works, oh you have to
capture points oh shit okay, infantry just
all infantry there we go yes haha, now Go
Go infantry go right I need to lead out
my infantry come on men, um
*whispers* I don't know how this works
uh okay okay maybe if I
choose.. can I not just choose all of
you? There we go now sprint FASTER! okay I
need to get my guys go over here and cap
some points, as you can see it's 610 to 400
sons of bitches! these guys are
already up here trying to cap this! Okay
we can do it we can do it we just need to
put our backs into it, did we did we get
this? I don't know how this works
we did it! we did something yes! Atah boys!
he fucking did it okay up this way could
you all do this for me could you all do that
for Jack, oh! that's how we
build more units okay because when I
got in and tried it out I sucked a big
old pile of dick and here we have guys
ready to throw rocks to me well looks to
me you guys because I'm not taking that
path hey let's bring in some matters all
right turn ready you guys need to go up
here as well can you actually take the
right path yes you can so that's how I get more
units and I need to outweigh these guys
which means I'm going to have to clash
in battle of it these guys are still
trapped in the boat so that's fine
that's fine that's good to me that's good
with Jack I can manage that
It's a lot less epic when you're actually fighting this
way no you need to go over here they can't
oh shit I thought that you could throw
the gap there there's not uh oh
spaghettios well doesn't fucking matter
for my lad yeah fuck them up okay you
already did that that's fine okay and
the rest of your own moving so I can get
all of them to move and then I can
control one of the others yeah get him chase
them out run you fucking pee on yes some
shit oh shit oh I wouldn't wait what do
we know what a fight I want to kill I
want to do all the good things did you
stop could you yeah get him like back
him into a corner haha
yes OH OH OH OH!
that's the 300 thing
SPARTANS!
what does your profession OH OH you know I get it
that's cool oh fuck nuggets
uh oh uh oh uh oh
there's a lot of guys uh oh ok we need all these guys
to move somewhere else down there get
that and you guys I need you to fall
back and kill these oh shit god no ok
not doing good
not doing well wait what do you or do
you guys actually do you take over this
these are just gonna hang out here I'd
know what's going on well if you guys
want to go that way and attack me but
I'm going to go this way and attack you
anybody focus to you like that huh ah
Christ well we're hemorrhaging okay my
my lads are up here taking this can we
actually take it whether it's a bunch of
them around we fucking can okay imma
imma imma provide distraction I only have
twenty health but it's okay that's all I
need you guys are just archers all the
way it's known as the pussies of the
army not really you guys quite an unique
service what in terms of Jack you're
going to suck dicks don't attack me know
don't attack me you kill a bunch of my
dudes over there fuck Oh ballot it this
is actually a lot harder than I thought
it was going to be all Jesus there's fucking
three factions now okay but a bunch of
archers a bunch of this shit there we go
where are we okay so you guys go get
this oh wait we already have this so go
get that and then you guys go and get
this one oh shit it's a fucking
free-for-all you guys are all walking
for some reason you have a sprint men oh
these are sword guy and the archers are
getting ready to head out as well okay
you what are you doing one of that okay
I bet you have these things over at the
side which increases your population be
like 200 for that increases the limit of
resources strengthens gates so we got
but i'm not i'm not good at this game
yet to be able to figure that out so i'm
gonna go over here and probably attack
this we got this
*coughs to death*
i might not got this I'm dying
some of you guys dying oh shit
there's a bunch YEE over here fuck this
is real bad okay this guy is on his own
at this fucking gate thing can he take
it on his own is the thing yes you can
can he
I don't think so there's a lot of guys coming this
way oh fuck oh shit ah ok see you later
nice knowing ya I like that in Green Team
Green came for septic we're winning
which is a good thing but I don't know
how long we'd be winning for ok lads here
we fucking go yes now we have to attack
this gate I think that's what we have to
do I think that's what I was doing I'm
not sure Jesus Christ yellow is getting
destroyed ok let's come down here and see
whats happening yeah attack the gate you
can actually change your your block as
well I think so you can actually a block
above your head to stop guys throwing rocks
down on top of ya which is really cool I
think red has 22 kills ok I should have
an assload of money right now 664 so
let's increase population and then send
out a fuck ton more guys red needs to
be cooled a small bit there's too many
of them yes my guys are in
my guys are in GO go lads I think we might actually
end up dying but you know what it's all
it's all parents plan by bears plan
action man ok you got that you got that
guy ok just do it one more up here don't
let Sokka wait hey my my control guy is
going to take out this one fuck yeah
salads at the shit out of him okay easy
does it easy doesn't know yes my fucking
back up on the way this is awesome I
loved it the general even made a
comeback yet they're all just hanging
out the gate that's fine let's create a
bunch more guys and they're all gonna
head towards this fucking battle zone ok
yes play it smart
there's actually the thing I'm 4 feet
hacking that all my guys just died oh
fuck oh this thing I'm fluffy attacking
over here yeah practice and then I cut
them off yes I can do this I can do this
is one guy all on his own he has the
power though he doesn't he's not fucking
die no se right mate ok I need more line
anymore guys yes yes yellows are making
a comeback I called a bunch of the
fucking red ok no guys come back what's
going on here what's the situation is
really fucking one guy he's not even a
girl aged there's a fucking actor cut up
cut the shit get up okay now you guys
hang out here we need the resources
there you go you got ok up goes the
green of course we are still winning top
right through with it Jack 875 don't
keep it so cool the fuck black right ok
ok ok um fuck okay guys you're going to
have to go here and attack these because
these guys are about to die oh fuck ok
maybe maybe I shouldn't control the
character I think I'm getting them
killed quicker that way ok back out to
this camera up there we go I did send
these guys all ready to attack this song
are you guys capturing it hahaha think
about for those yellow bastard why are
the Reds of my cage today there destroy
them that I thought I think you guys
over here subtract C great you're not
paying attention I need to get rid of at
least one peep and now the fucking
numbers are starting to dwindle yeah Eve
asses yeah okay no all fucking assault
okay if I can just control one guy in
here I can do some fucking damage listen
you can distract while I destroyed
distracting destroy yes male model yeah
everybody attacked it ha ha ha ha yeah
take that red did does that work what
does that do I don't know what that did
can we take back this I don't know
what's happening all the numbers are
going way down that's right Lexi and
with that the Red Empire has fallen now
all my green guys get over here and
attacked it so in going with all your
team gets together they form like a
group like an automatic group but then
they all just following suit that's
great a cool i really like that and i
can actually make you all sprint of I
sprint there we go leave my guys into
battle and then leave them leave them
and leave them but i always say now
create our voyage more i can create a
voice warning to increase population
here we go yeah now i can have fucking
28 units it's gonna be the best yeah
fucking hell lad you're the best ok we
need to start heading in here need to
head in here and destroyed it are you
already met we must fight and destroy
what what what spring forward charge Oh
cause there's a lot of guys there ok I
will lead you into battle jacksepticeye
best motivator because I just scream and
then everyone falls in line like King
Leonidas thick bar time ok i unlock
something battle experience makes units
available to gain experience on the
battlefield what's that helps them do
though ok we need to get through this
cage it's a hard it's a hard mission but
as soon as we get through the gate that
I can go into sirtuin damage see the key
to success to battle it's a throw wave
after wave of enemy until they all die
okay guys can you can you attack the
gate because they have we have engineers
you are repairing the gate as fast as
I'm attacking it you guys go in there
cool
Julio here we go destroy the gate yes
we're in prayer that twice I'd run
straight to this fucking thing and
destroy it what are we in the cycle the
jack battle are you guys repairing it ah
think maybe I should just destroy Uranus
going to shoot great but fucking hammer
boxes no no well it's fucking sucks I'd
love one guy in behind backline make a
fast way of just unlocking this that'd
be fucking great if there was where are
all my guys I should have a fucking shit
to analyze all the time running in
because it's fucking hammer bosses are
in this I can't get through them to keep
repairing stuff too quick imma doesn't
this thing over here watching calf
either the red one after I kill them so
I sent these guys over to cap that then
get more resources but I have a fucking
battalion ready right here I don't know
how i make you guys all go at once but
ok let's do this everybody attack at the
same time please I need to buy some shit
give bonus maxima seminar his bonus
damage for each level yeah there we go
so you guys should be able to fuck shit
up they have a fucking a dude right
there noise a packet up there you go oh
come on yeah get up yeah yeah ok here we
go here we fucking go didn't do the gate
we're in the gate everybody for church
concern me being a fucking battle
masters hair and as soon as I'm you're
losing units and building them back
that's Mike fucking plan oh god oh god
oh that's intimidating bye-bye everybody
fights its way your towards until things
I ok I'm getting really hurt in here
again really are you gonna die I don't
know but I need to replenish soldiers
sorry
there we go there we go everybody go
fight fight fight fight yeah did we break
break through oh yes we fucking did nice
ok let's try and destroyed it and
distract here we go now we're fucking
doing it yes we're going to win this are
we is there any of those green the
reason yellows are hard to fucking
discern all those are green we got there
fuck yeah nice oh oh wait what let's
meet it what's left oh wait you actually
have to destroy him kill him shut up yet
victory I didn't know that map was fun
that was really cool i like the fact
that there was two other teams so i did
it in all just focus means it didn't
front load all the soldiers on top of me
over the case of like back and forth
between a lot of them sit in I could
Steve roll one while the other was
distracted by the other so it's really
fun man this game is cool i have a lot
of potential and I everything's like
placeholder now like them the characters
are all just they look like little crash
test dummies running around attacking
each other I think that this has a lot
of potential to be a really good game
it's the fact that you can do it like a
top-down like strategic or tsk the game
is really cool and let me have to go in
and control one your soldiers attack
shit as well because that's make that
sometimes the AI is not the best to be
able to attack priority targets so while
my AI is all attack in the enemy I can
rush in myself start savin there the
players oh it's cool i really like that
way come back and play you some of the
other levels with the coliseum and the
Nile River I want to try our phone but
for now thank you guys so much like this
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LIKE A BOSS! And,
*leans in* high fives all around. Kw-psh! Kw-psh!
But THANK YOU GUYS, and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
["I'm Everywhere" by Teknoaxe plays]
[music ends]
but liberal epic the music is
as well let me feel like I was really
going to battle