YOU'RE ALL SUCH INCREDIBLE ACTORS AND PERFORMERS.
WE ALL GOT OUR START IN THE THEATER.
NOW JOSH, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU, APPARENTLY ARE YOU
TERRIBLE AT REMEMBERING LINES.
>> AWFUL.
>> James: IS THAT THE TRUE.
>> I'M THE WORST.
>> James: HOW BAD IS IT.
>> I LOVE THE PERSON, GOOD JOB.
WELL, I WAS DOING BOOK OF MORMON AND-- THANK YOU.
AND ONE DAY I GOT LAZY, YOU KNOW, WE WERE DOING SHOWS AT THE
SAME EXACT TIME.
>> James: WE WERE.
>> AND I WAS LIKE A YEAR IN.
AND I STARTED FORGETTING LINES AND I WOULD PASTE THE LINES IN A
BOOK, IN AN ACTUAL BOOK OF MORMON AND ONE NIGHT I TOOK THE
WRONG BOOK OUT.
AND SO I WALKED OUT ON THE STAGE AND I'M COASTING.
AND THE LINE IS LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO GET US INTO THE
SONG.
>> James: OH NO.
>> AND I OPEN IT AND I'M LIKE I'M SO-- I'M GOING TO EAT AFTER
AND I DONE CARE IF I DON'T KNOW MY LINE.
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.
AND LITERALLY IT IS JUST THE REAL BOOK OF MORMON WHICH IS
COMPLETELY UNHELPFUL.
AND I DIDN'T KNOW THE LINE, PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING THE LINE
AT ME, AND ALL I HEARD WAS-- .
>> James: OH MY WOOED.
>> I HAD TIN IDENTIFYIST, IT WAS AN ACTOR'S NIGHTMARE.
>> James: IF IS THE WORST.
>> IT WAS THE WORST.
>> James: MICHELLE THIS MUST BE WORRYING TO HEAR, BECAUSE ARE
YOU RETURN TOGETHER NATIONAL THEATER, GREATEST THEATER IN THE
WORLD AM YOU ARE GOING TO DO NETWORK WITH BRYAN CRANSTON.
IT IS JUST GOING TO BE THE MOST EPIC PRODUCTION.
>> YEAH.
>> James: HAVE YOU EVER FORGOTTEN YOUR LINES ON STAGE OR
HAD AN ON STAGE DISASTER.
>> I HAVEN'T.
BUT HAVE I THAT FEAR, NOW I'M DOING A PLANE AND HAVEN'T DONE
ONE IN SIX YEARS, SO I KEEP HAVING THOSE DREAMS WHERE I'M ON
STAGE, I DON'T KNOW THE PLAY, HAVE NO IDEA OF THE LINES AND
I'M COMPLETELY NAKED.
>> BRING A BOOK OF MORMON ON TO THE SET OF NETWORK.
>> James: WE WERE BOTH IN PLAYS AT THE SAME TIME, THE
NATIONAL THEATER.
AND I REMEMBER HEARING A STORY THAT YOU FELL OVER DURING A
CURTAIN CALL.
>> I DID, YES.
>> James: IS THAT TRUE?
WHICH IS KIND OF THE BEST TIME TO FALL OVER IN A PLAY.
>> ALSO IT WAS AN ISON PLAY SO IT WAS VERY SERIOUS DRAMA.
AND RIGHT AT THE END OF WAS WEARING ONE OF THESE BIG DRESSES
AND MY FOOT GOT CAUGHT IN THE SEEM OF THE DRESS AND JUST WENT
FLAT ON MY FACE.
AND THAT WHERE YOU ARE LYING TRK FEELS LIKE ARE YOU LYING THERE
FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES AND I TRIED TO GET BACK UP AND THE HEEL KEPT
GETTING CAUGHT SO EVERYONE HAD TO HELP ME UP.
IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING.
>> James: HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR BOW, FOR HOW WILL YOU
BOW IN NETWORK.
WHAT SORT OF BOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
>> MAYBE LIKE ONE OF THOSE RSV BOWS.
>> James: SHOW US THE BOW.
(APPLAUSE) >> IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE, ONE
OF THOSE BOWS WHERE LIKE AN ACTRESS HAS NO IDEA THAT THE
AUDIENCE WAS THERE.
LIKE-- (LAUGHTER)
SWRZ THAT'S AN EPIC BOW, BLOOM, GIVE US YOUR BOW.
OH, NICE.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
OKAY, I WOULD EXPECT NOTHING LESS.
GAD, GAD.
>> HOW AM I GOING TO TOP THAT.
>> James: GIVE US YOUR BOW, JUST SHOW US YOUR BOW.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: WOW.
>> IT'S A WEIRD BOW.
>> James: IT'S A WEIRD BOW.
>> I WOULD ONLY DO IT FOR A DRAMA.
>> James: THAT SAY WEIRD BOW 6789 I ALWAYS GO FOR THE SKIP,
YOU KNOW, THE-- (APPLAUSE)
(LAUGHTER) THAT IS A VERY JAMES CORDEN
THING, I CAN'T DO THAT.
>> James: JUST, A HOP ON IT, IT IS SAYING I HAVE GIVEN THEM
SO MUCH, THERE IS NOTHING ELSE.