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(SHOUTING) If I was only gonna be alive for one minute,
I'd spend it looking in your eyes!
(SHOUTING) And if you were only gonna be alive
for one minute,
I'd tell you to stop looking and start kissing!
Who's goin' down?
ALL: The Amish!
Who are we gonna beat?
The Amish!
And who's gonna lead us to victory?
ALL: Jerry Mungo!
(CHEERING)
ALL: Go, Pengy! Go, Pengy! Go, Pengy!
(CHEERING)
It is so noisy in there. Can we sit with you?
Yeah, sure. As long as you guys don't...
That.
Pennbrook! Pennbrook! Yay, Pennbrook!
Oh!
Look how the formerly separated now behave.
Okay? I wanna be like them.
What? You want to make out until
we realize we hate each other someday?
Topanga, we hate each other now!
Okay? So your little plan doesn't work, does it?
Kiss me with tongue!
She thinks that's gonna stop me.
That's not gonna stop me.
She thinks that's gonna...
How you doing?
That's not gonna stop me.
Cory, are you okay?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.
That's it, Topanga. I've had it with you.
(PANTING) Okay.
Turns out the penguin was an Amish infiltrator.
He had our team's playbook in his britches.
How did I get it out? Don't really want to talk about it.
The point is, we're gonna need a new mascot.
I'll do it.
CORY: I'll be the penguin.
Cory, you can't be the penguin. You'll hurt yourself.
I couldn't be hurt any more than you've hurt me already.
How you doin'?
Now, you broke my heart.
I gave you every opportunity,
but now, I have to keep my dignity.
How do I look?
You the bird.
Oh! Do you hear that, Topanga?
I the bird!
And this bird is moving on.
This bird is flying solo.
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together
for the pride of Pennbrook,
Pengy, the Pennbrook penguin!
(CHEERING)
Study, Mr. Mungo.
Star running back or no,
you fail my test, you don't play.
You know, when this college paid me to come here,
they didn't say nothin' about no tests.
Did they say anything about double negatives?
Why are you so upset?
Open a book.
How you doin'?
Hey, Rach, great speech yesterday!
You really got everybody fired up.
You know, rah!
Well, thanks, but it wasn't for the crowd. It was for Jerry.
I was trying to light a fire under his lazy butt.
You know what, if he doesn't pass Feeny's exam,
we don't have a chance at winning the football game.
Yeah, well, you know, it's a sporting event,
oddly shaped ball,
inside information, inside information.
Will you excuse me for a second, please?
Dude...
You're, like, shaking.
There's no such thing as a sure thing.
That's the first step to accepting you have a problem.
Hello, my name is Jack.
(PANTING)
Hello.
Okay, Jerry.
Please get this one for the team, okay?
JERRY: All right, ask me anything.
What African nation a think I was good?in 1986?y
You were the best penguin ever.
But what about when I fell into the band
and knocked over the tubas?
That was the best!
Really? She thinks I'm a good penguin!
Topanga would have thought
it was wrong for me to fall into the tubas.
I'm busy here.
Sorry. You're doing a great job.
Maybe after the big game, you'll want to see my dorm room.
Don't all dorm rooms look the same?
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Well, we... We really don't know each other.
That's why you're coming to my room.