- Good morning clan.
Welcome to Wednesday.
The last day of school for the 2017 season!
I don't, what is this considered the 2016-2017?
It's in 2016-2017 school year.
- [Bryce] By the time they're watching this yesterday
was the last day of school.
- Yeah, yeah but today, right now at this exact moment
it is Wednesday, May 24th
8:02 A.M. in Arizona.
That's when we vlog, that's how we vlog here at Clintus.TV.
I'm talking about right now, this day.
Yes, tomorrow when you watch this it'll be Thursday
and it'll already be summer time.
But not right now.
Bryce is ready to rock and roll.
Watching some YouTube videos.
Skipping breakfast again, dude?
Not good for you, man. Not good for you.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
- You always skip it.
- [Clintus] I don't actually. I've been a lot better.
I just do it later.
My breakfast is usually around nine.
Speaking of breakfast, I got burritos.
As long as Tiffany buys me stuff that's convenient,
I'll eat it.
So? - So.
- [Clintus] What's the plans?
Tomorrow's the first day of summer.
Anything up your sleeve? - No.
- [Clintus] You don't have a sleeve. (laughs)
- We have to get ready for our camping trip.
- [Clintus] Memorial Day camping trip.
- So get the trailer ready. Go grocery shopping.
- [Clintus] Trailer, yes!
(bass notes)
You have something on your back. - Huh?
- [Clintus] You have something on your back.
It's on your shirt.
- Yeah. - [Clintus] Yeah? (laughs)
- [Tiffany] What's up? - What's up?
- [Tiffany] Seventh grader.
- [Clintus and Tiffany] Wooo!
- [Tiffany] We're missing brother.
- [Clintus] Oh, there he is.
- [Tiffany] It's hot.
- [Clintus] Look at him, look at him.
- [Tiffany] He's so hot. - [Clintus] He's so hot.
- [Tiffany] So hot.
Hi Bryce. - Promoted to the fifth grade.
- [Tiffany] I was just gonna say hi fifth grader.
- [Clintus] You got promoted, huh?
- Yes, it says so on my report card.
- [Clintus] Promoted. - [Tiffany] Woo hoo.
Do you feel like a fifth grader?
- [Clintus] Promotion.
- [Tiffany] Do you feel like a seventh grader?
No. Feels the same.
How about you? - Yeah.
- [Tiffany] Yeah?
- [Sierra] I don't feel like a seventh grade
but I don't feel like a sixth grader.
- Do you have a water? - [Tiffany] Are you hot?
- Yes.
- [Tiffany] I think we should go stop and get some slushies.
- Yeah, where? - Wait, where?
- [Tiffany] Sonic.
- [Sierra] Yes. - [Bryce] Yay.
- [Tiffany] And I have my bathing suit on.
Go swimming? - [Bryce] Where?
- [Sierra] At our house?
- [Tiffany] At our house! We have a pool.
- [Bryce] Yeah.
- [Clintus] But Bryce is like, "What? Where?"
"Where we going swimming?"
- No because like you have your bathing suit on
as if we're going somewhere.
- [Tiffany] No. - Okay.
- [Tiffany] Okay.
- [Clintus] No, she just didn't wait for you guys.
She already went in the pool. - [Tiffany] Nope.
Got home from the gym. - [Clintus] 106.
- Mopped or cleaned the floors and haven't even showered yet.
So I hopped in the pool.
- See, oh, it's 2 o'clock and you haven't even showered yet?
Ugh, you gave me all that crap yesterday on the vlog yesterday.
- 2 o'clock versus 5 o'clock
and because I'm going in the pool,
I'm not going to shower again.
- [Clintus] Oh, you're taking the woman path.
- I didn't sit down and like do anything.
Gym, cleaning.
Everybody's picking out the flavors.
You guys gonna get the Transformers slush?
- [Sierra] Maybe.
- [Bryce] Cherry slush with blue raspberry.
- [Tiffany] I think they're busy.
I'm talking to you. - Yeah.
Drive through goes through there and all these slots are full.
I don't know if it's happy hour but--
- [Tiffany] I think it's 2 to 4.
Maybe I want an original frozen lemonade.
What are those?
Wild berry, black cherry?
- [Bryce] Are you two almost done?
- [Clintus] Pushed the button, dude.
Yeah, how you doin'?
Can I get an Optimus Prime slushie?
- [Man] I'm sorry, which kind?
- Optimus Prime.
- [Man] I do apologize, my headset.
Can you repeat that one more time?
- [Clintus] The Optimus Prime Transformers one.
- [Man] Okay.
- He has no idea what I'm talking about.
- [Man] And I'm sorry what size is that?
- [Clintus] The Optimus Prime. - [Tiffany] What size?
- [Clintus] It comes in medium it says.
- [Man] Oh okay.
- [Clintus] And then the Megatron.
- [Man] Okay.
- [Clintus] And then I need a medium real lime fruit smoothie
or slushie.
No, I'm sorry, lime.
- [Man] Oh, you said lime? - [Clintus] Yes sir.
- [Man] Sorry about that. - [Clintus] That's alright.
No worries. That's why the screen's there.
- [Man] Does that complete your order for the day?
- [Clintus] Then I also need a frozen black cherry lemonade.
- [Man] Optimus Prime. - [Clintus] Optimus Prime.
- [Tiffany] Ooh. - [Man] Megatron.
- [Clintus] Megatron.
- [Man] And this is the frozen limeade.
- [Tiffany] Boring.
- [Man] Black cherry lemonade. - [Clintus] Thank you very much.
- [Man] Do you want the receipt for your card?
- [Clintus] No, good.
- [Man] You guys have a great day.
- [Clintus] You too.
- [Sierra] This looks cool.
- [Tiffany] Those look cool.
- You could see all three kinds of slushie.
- [Tiffany] Clear glasses so you can see 'em.
- [Bryce] Where's our straws?
- [Clintus] They didn't give us any. Sorry.
You have to use your tongue.
Peeww! - Oh.
- [Clintus] Peeww! - Ow!
- Okay, we're back home and we finished our slushies already.
We had to drink fast 'cause they were melting.
But this is how we're starting off our summer.
Right, huh? In the pool.
- Yep. - [Bryce] Yeah.
- [Tiffany] Yep. How's it feel guys?
- Good. - [Bryce] Good.
- [Tiffany] Good?
Still a little cold. (stammers)
- But you want it to be for the summer.
- [Tiffany] It's 81 right now and
it's still a little chilly for me.
Got my bottom half in.
Sierra's first? Swimming bare back?
- [Sierra] Yeah.
- [Tiffany] On your mark,-- - [Bryce] Underwater there
and then over water back. - [Tiffany] Okay.
On your mark, get set,--
- [Bryce] Sierra, you have to touch the wall.
- [Tiffany] Okay wait, you have to do this.
Okay, alright, alright. Everybody ready?
- [Bryce] Ready.
- [Bryce and Tiffany] Set, go!
- [Bryce] She already took a breath.
- [Tiffany] She doesn't want to open her eyes under the water.
(water splashing)
- [Bryce] 16.
- [Tiffany] Okay, Bryce's turn.
Ready? Set, go!
- Wait. (Tiffany laughs)
- [Sierra] Ready? - I'm getting ready.
- [Sierra] Ready, set, go!
We need our goggles (mumbles).
- [Tiffany] Are you counting, Sierra?
Sierra, are you counting?
Weren't you supposed to be counting? (laughs)
Oh, he's gonna be mad.
What was the count, Sierra?
- Let's just say 19 again.
- [Tiffany] We kinda forgot to count. Sorry, bud.
- [Sierra] We have to do it again.
We have to wear goggles so we can see the end.
- Well ladies and gentlemen, this is it.
Last day of school.
Summer break is officially upon us.
We're kicking it off in the pool.
What we're most excited about this summer is
having our own pool.
Like literally being able to wake up,
rub the crusties out of our eyes and jump in the pool
to start our day.
And I guarantee you that's gonna happen a few times this year.
It's 106 degrees outside. The pool water's about 80.
It's feeling really nice.
Kids are actually enjoying it.
Tiffany's actually in it.
Trying to get some tan, get rid of her tan lines.
- I know, it's bad. (Clintus laughs)
- I just did a test stream from my iPhone
to see if the wifi connection would work.
If I could stream to Twitch and it worked, it was great.
Did a stream for about 15 minutes,
then my iPhone overheated. (laughs)
So, it's 105 degrees outside,
and then you know I'm streaming video.
You know when you're watching YouTube videos
or if you're streaming video on anything,
it gets hot. Well, there's no fan on the iPhone.
So, it just continued to get
hot until the iPhone shuts itself down for safety reasons.
I don't know if we're going to be able to do mobile streams
from the pool like I thought I was going to.
When it gets to 110, 115, 120 outside? Nah. No.
Dang it.
- [Tiffany] No snakes in there?
- Huh? - [Tiffany] No snakes?
- What? - [Tiffany] No snakes?
- No snakes. I looked. No snakes.
- [Bryce] I want to get you wet. - I'm already wet.
- [Tiffany] Nose plugger.
- [Clintus] You need to stand on my shoulders.
- [Bryce] Oh. (Tiffany laughs)
You're not doing a chicken fight.
Oh, that was a fail. (Clintus laughs)
- I think you forgot.
You forget how to do it?
- [Bryce] Yes.
- You're supposed to jump off my shoulders.
- [Bryce] Your shoulder are, oh! - Oh!
- [Bryce] Your shoulders are slippery.
(Bryce screams) (Clintus laughs)
- [Tiffany] You need some practice.
- Sorry. - Ow, dang it.
- [Tiffany] Where'd you kick? - You're hurting me.
Ow, you scratched my (inaudible).
- [Tiffany] With his toenails? His toenails are long.
- No, fingernail. It's like.
Like a little wolverine.
- [Bryce] Oh, no, no!
- Oh, got me! - [Tiffany] Got him.
In the ear? - Eye.
- [Tiffany] Oh.
- [Bryce] You got me in the nose.
- [Tiffany] Water up the nose.
Sierra's gonna lay out on the cheeseburger.
- You should probably go on the grass.
A little bit cooler.
- [Tiffany] You're so mean. (Clintus laughs)
- Anyways as I was saying, early dinner
because both kids have sports.
And we're just getting it done now beforehand
so we actually have a nice dinner out on the patio.
And yes, it is 104 degrees outside.
But it's breezy and we just got out of the pool
so it actually feels good.
Alright guys, quick showers after dinner.
We're all ready to rock and roll.
Tiffany and Sierra just left to volleyball practice.
And as we eluded to in yesterday's vlog,
we're heading up to Mormon Lake this weekend
for Memorial Day Weekend.
And, of course, that means it's our first big camping trip
of the year with the trailer and we're super excited about it.
We know you guys are too.
A lot of you guys have been with us for a couple of years now
you know we've had this trailer now for two years.
We just had our two year anniversary last month
with the trailer and we're excited about it.
We're excited about it and
Mormon Lake's always a good time.
The cool part though is we have this awesome garage
which means I don't have to pull it out of storage.
I don't have to rush and hurry to get things loaded.
We can take our time.
We can start tonight, a day and a half early.
I've got the trailer plugged in,
batteries turned on, both refrigerators turned on
so they can be nice and cool for tomorrow.
So when we go shopping at the grocery store,
Tiffany can buy all the groceries,
all the drinks, all the snacks we're gonna do,
load up in the trailer and everything's refrigerated,
ready to rock and roll.
'Cause we're leaving bright and early Friday morning.
Of course, the big question on everyone's mind,
are we bringing the dirt bikes?
And as of this exact moment I don't know.
Every part of me says, yes, we should bring the dirt bikes
because it's gonna be awesome at Mormon Lake,
has some great trails to ride on.
They're not really trails to be honest,
they're more like roads.
They're made for RZRs.
They're not made for dirt bikes.
Bryce crashed last time we went there
and he broke his lever so he's a little timid to go riding there
but I think we're going to.
I think we're going to bring the dirt bikes
'cause I want to ride and I know you guys want to see us ride.
But here's the problem with the dirt bike videos, guys.
The early, early dirt bike videos,
the ones that you guys fell in love with,
how you found the channel,
was all before I had a dirt bike.
It was me holding this camera,
vlogging like this, like a normal vlog
of the kids riding by.
The moment that I got a dirt bike,
now everything turns into a GoPro.
Now everything's GoPro and it's what I see
and in my opinion it's just not as fun.
It's just not exciting.
It doesn't make for a good vlog.
I need someone holding the camera,
third person, watching me ride by
and I just can't do that.
So, I feel like the dirt bike vlogs
aren't as cool as they used to be
back when the kids were little and I was vlogging everything.
I don't know. What's your guys' thoughts?
Let me know in the comments down below.
- Ooh, that's some bright sun.
Time for volleyball practice! - Yep.
- [Tiffany] Yep. Yep.
- Yep.
- Yep. (laughs)
(volleyballs being hit)
(sneakers squeaking)
- [Coach] Two dribbles, that's all you get.
Two dribbles. One, two.
One, two.
Look at that. He's at the basket.
- [Clintus] Nice.
- [Man 2] Harder Mark, harder!
- [Coach] You gotta run.
- [Man 3] Wide open.
- [Clintus] Nice. - [Coach] Nice.
- Well, we're back home
and we're winding down for the night.
It's 9:30 at night. It's not a school night.
- Feels like it. - But it feels like it
'cause it's still Wednesday going into Thursday.
Kids had sports.
Obviously, Tiffany will get up in the morning
and go to the gym.
I'll get up in the morning and go stream.
The kids, what are you guys gonna do in the morning?
- I don't know.
- You gonna try to sleep in?
- I want to go to the gym with Mommy.
- Can't you're too young. Sorry.
- I can play basketball there.
- On Sundays. - Oh, dang it.
- That's what I'm saying.
It's very, very limited.
So Tiffany was just saying how it feels weird
that we're still at home right now.
Like it feels like a school night,
we're just gonna wake up tomorrow like another day.
Normally-- (Baby barks loudly)
(Tiffany imitates Baby's bark)
(Baby barking)
- I think she sees, like her bark. (Baby barking)
What do you see?
The reflections bugging the crap out of her.
(Baby barking)
Normally, on the night the kids get out of school
we have the trailer packed and we're up and out
and out the door. Right?
Last two years, we've had our trailer.
Before that we would just go camping with Meemaw and Papa.
We'd go to Lo Lo Mai.
We'd bring our tent.
But it was always the day they got out of school.
Like literally the last day of school
we went up north and went.
We're not even leaving 'til Friday.
We have a whole 'nother day tomorrow.
And I think partially it's because of the house.
I think-- - We're not like--
- We're not in a hurry to get out of here.
- anxious to get out of this place.
- Yeah. Actually I'm excited to have time in the house.
Like not getting up in the morning and rushing out of here.
Not having to worry about being somewhere at a certain time.
I'm excited.
- I'm giving you a head massage.
- I'm excited too because normally I do all the work
so that as soon as they're out of school,
we're on the road.
So tomorrow I said everybody can kinda do what they want
to do in the morning and once you finish up
your stream everybody's gonna help me load up the trailer.
I'll do the groceries but pack your stuff.
Get it all ready
and then we'll leave Friday morning sometime.
- Yep, sometime. Exactly.
After I stream. - Whatever.
(Clintus laughs) I'll make a deal with you.
- We'll work something out. Work something out.
Anyways, thanks so much for watching guys.
We'll see you tomorrow for
the first official day of summer break.
- Of summer break! - Vlog on.
- Vlog on.
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