Fuck. Come on! Shit, fuck!
Jesse
No, no, get off, get off me! You do not fucking touch me, you should not be here right now!
Jesse come on! You coming back you brings everything back! We have to talk. No! No! No, I left that life behind!
I'm not going anywhere. I am not. I am fucking, I am different. I have changed! I am not going anywhere!
I don't know how you got here, I don't know how you found me, but I am not having any part of that life again.
You understand? Can we just talk? No, you know what? I paused my game.
I left my game paused and I want to play my game. I don't talk to you. No, no, no!
I need to play this shit!
I'm finally able to play video games and enjoy it again, I just wanna fucking play.
Jesse, I need to talk to you, can we just sit down please?
Oh, okay, I'll go sit down. I'm gonna sit down. I'm gonna play my shit.
I'm gonna play my shit.
You need to put down the game, can we just talk? Just put down the game. Put down the game, yeah.
I'm not putting down shit. I'm finally to the point where I can play video games, I gave up everything!
Jesse, can you put down the game so we can talk please?
No, no! No no no, fuck!
you sound like him, you sound like my fucking dad and I can't deal with that right now! I get it, he's gone!
He's gone. He's not coming back, and you sound like him and now you say you're taking me back!
I did everything! Jesse, your dad is alive! Come on! Jesse, your dad is alive.
No, no, no, no! I fucking shot him, I saw him covered in his blood on the floor!
It didn't hit him in the heart, Jesse! They saved him, he's alive!
I see him every night. I see it every night before I go to sleep!
I wouldn't lie to you. Why are you here? Why would you come here and tell me that shit? I came to bring you home.
Fuck, fuck, fuck that! I'm just wanna play my fucking game!
I just wanna play my game. I don't wanna go back!
This is where I belong, in fucking Switzerland!
I just wanna stay here, I don't wanna think about that life anymore!
I gave up videos, I gave up everything I loved just to please him.
Jesse, I came all the way across the country to bring you home.
No, no, I fucking killed him!
I'm not going anywhere!
I'm not going anywhere. You need to come home!
You told me you come here, and you tell me my dad's alive, and asked me to put this shit down.
I already have so much fucking stress and guilt just from you fucking being here. Come on, come on.
Why? Why, what is that gonna achieve? Me going back with you? How did you even fucking find me?
It wasn't easy, but we need to go home, come on! Why? Why would I ever want to see that man?
Why would I ever want to go back to somebody who fucking abused me? Who I felt like I needed to shoot, just to feel fucking free?
Jesse, I don't know what else to say. I really don't. Well you're not going to say shit. So you can just get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out uncle Larry! You don't understand. No, you don't understand!
Just leave, I'm talking about, I don't know how I'm supposed to.
Yeah, you're never gonna know! You're never gonna get it! I'm confused right now!
It's not funny uncle Larry!
This is something I have to deal with! You try killing somebody!
No, you didn't give me the end lines!
You didn't tell me how were supposed to get you out of here! What the fuck are you doing? Are you serious?
Yeah, you never told me how we're gonna end it
How am I supposed to get, am I supposed to literally pick you up and carry you out? Are you serious?
Can we cut that? Are we able to fucking? No shot man. What the fuck?
How many times do we have to go through this shit? You have to get me out.
You didn't tell me how I get you out though.
You didn't give me that, and point out how it, we had a good take!
I don't think I'm gonna be able to fucking act that! It's really fucking hard.
I gotta go zero to one-hundred, I'm gonna have no voice. You have one job, Jesse in the behind the scenes, he'll say,
What would he say? What would I say directing? I'd be like "Oh, improv that shit." You have one job.
Just get me out! I don't even get this whole thing.
How many times do I have to explain it? Why are you in this house? It's too nice!
You wouldn't be living in this house!
Why not? Because you're poor! You don't know, is that, is that, I mean it's my character!
$10,000, and a year has passed!
I don't know. You got a moose up on the wall, and it's not even real.
And the character had a, the symbol was a deer, not a moose! I don't get it, there's moose everywhere's in this cabin!
Why can't I change, like it's fucking in the moon. It's not real, because the series wasn't real!
I mean, that's why things are. It doesn't make any sense to me! Well it's my character, Kangaroo! if this is how I want it,
You know, you just have to, you have to get me out, alright?
You gotta tell me how to set, that's the improv! I can't do everybody's job!
That's not improv! Are you the master?
Did you write the series? No, but you. What would uncle Larry say to get me out of the house?
I said it, you need to go home! I don't know say
There's like, say you have game video games or some shit, I don't fucking know what the psycho kid, whatever the psycho kid wants!
Hey Jes, there's a video game, come on boy. Why not? Well obviously not like that, but like that's what the psycho kid's about!
I mean, he's trying to play games.
Is that how you would want me to get me to get you out? I don't know, I'm trying here. Fuck.
Is there any usable shit? I don't think so man. I'm running out of voice. What were you gonna do with the knife?
You were supposed to acknowledge that shit!
Did you, did you get a shot of that? No man.
But you didn't tell me anything to say about the knife! Alright, so you never filmed anything for the psycho series, so that's great.
And then, you're clearly rusted. You're rusted.
Yeah, of course I am! But what am I supposed to say with the knife though?
As soon as I come in, am I supposed to recognize that and say "Jesse, what were you gonna do, stab me?"
I don't, well I don't know. I don't know!
I think we're better off even not acknowledging the knife. Sure, let's do that. Look, all we got remember, we talked about this.
We're just trying to get back to the point, where Jesse's back home
We get psycho dad back into it. Boom, channels boomed, everybody loves us, we get destruction, destruction, destruction. That's why that knife, right?
Yeah but, It doesn't make sense, the whole thing.
You don't even have an end to this!
Well, what do you mean we don't have an end to this? You're starting this video out
No, usually when you gave a video, you'd tell us the beginning, the middle, the end, right?
We're going to hit a couple points in there.
But you tell us an end! I have to have an end! Well, you're not gonna get an end, because that's, I don't. Not the end of the series that you're doing, the end of this video you're doing, today!
Video you're doing today
Usually. Were doing shot by shot.
But you never end a video, where you're just saying okay, were going to adlib the end. Are you gonna be able to do this? Are you gonna be able to do this?
If you, if you let me know, I'll try it again.
Alright, you gotta get me out. You gotta get me out, all right?
Parker's coming out to. You good? Yeah, I'm good man. Alright, let's kill this.