I'm in the friend zone!
If only someone had seen this coming.
Oh wait, they did.
After, I put up all the decorations by myself.
Do you know what she said?
Thanks, Charlie.
You're so sweet and reliable.
You're a great friend.
Ouch.
Chuckles, don't worry.
Help is on the way.
Lucky for you,
you're related to the biggest ladies' man that ever lived.
Dad?
The fact that you said that tells me
that you have a long way to go.
I'm talking about me!
I'm a black belt in swagfu!
Teach me your ways.
School is in session.
So.
Why do ladies love rappers?
‘Cause they got that swag locked and lit.
But what if you don't have swag already built into your DNA?
- Okay, I think-- - You fake it till you make it!
Now,
let's continue this upstairs.
Oh, he scores for the winning touchdown!
Dylan with that amazing throw.
Happy birthday. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Yah!
Now we're talking.
Thanks for the clothes.
No.
Now, the next thing is communication.
Girls don't like when you talk too much,
so you're going to have to talk without using words.
That means what's up.
And that means, how you doing, Boo.
And that means,
yo, why you all up in my grill.
They all look the same.
Dylan, I'm not all up in your grill.
[gasping]
I understood that one!
Of course you did.
Now, it's your turn to practice.
Here, practice with this.
Ooh, too much neck.
Better.
Welcome to the Kid's Night Out Fundraiser!
I'm DJ Principal Mat-thew-thew-thews!
Let's raise some money
and get the science club some new face shields.
Pew pew pew pew!
It's getting hot in here!
No, really, it's quite hot.
Can someone turn on this fan?
A-choo!
Yeah, that shirt's yours now.
Sorry. Forgot to ask my mom for my allergy medicine.
Dude, act cool.
I think Staci is checking you out.
She is?
She is.
She's probably wondering
why you're dressed like a music video threw up on you!
Ignore the hater, Chuckles.
What if she comes over?
Uh, I feel like I gotta go to the bathroom.
Relax. Just remember your training.
Oh, and I almost forgot, last thing.
Act like you don't even care.
Like she's not even on your radar.
‘Sup?
- Act like wha-- - Hey, Charlie.
You look...
different. It's nice.
Charlie? Hello?
Eh, okay.
Have fun tonight, I guess.
How did I do?
See, it wasn't terrible.
He's right.
It was way worse!
Oh.