NOW THESE >> ARE GOING TO GO
REALLY FAST.
WE'RE OFFERING UP TO THIRTY
FIVE PERCENT OFF GO TO A.S.A.
DEALS DOT COM >> THETAS
LARES
IMPRESSION'S JOE BIDEN, ERIC
TRUMP AND ANDERSON COOPER.
MARK ZUCKERBERG HE'S AHEAD ON
ONE.
NO ONE EVER SAID SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE AND COUNTY AND OF COURSE
HE'S APPEARED TONIGHT A HELIUM
COMEDY CLUB BY RIGHT NOW RIGHT
HERE KICKING IT WITH US HERE
WHICH I APPRECIATE IT.
BUT YOU KNOW, I'VE CHANDLER
BING GUY CHANDLER BING BOBS IN
THE LOAFERS.
YES.
WELL, HEY, THIS IS STYLISH
CADILLAC TO ITS HEAD.
I'LL TAKE SEE YOU GUYS TO TELL
US ABOUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL
DAUGHTER.
THANK YOU.
SHE'S THE CUTEST THING I'VE
EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
OH, THERE WE'RE GOING IN FOR A
CLOSE UP ALREADY.
YES.
DROVE FOR HOURS.
JEEZ.
YEAH OKAY.
THANK YOU.
SHE'S THE BEST I MEAN I HIGHLY
RECOMMEND ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO
DOESN'T HAVE KIDS RUN DON'T
WALK START DOING IT.
IT'S THE WHO KNEW IT'S SO MUCH
FUN >> ON CHANGE A DIAPER.
YEAH I MEAN I'M HANDS ON IN
THAT I HIRE STAFF TO DO RIGHT.
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE MY WIFE
HIRE THE PEOPLE.
LISTEN A LOT OF PEOPLE LOOK I
HIT A GUY I'M A HANDS ON DAD .
YOU CAN TELL BY WHATEVER YOU'VE
MANAGED YOU DON'T JUDGE HIM.
I WEAR LOAFERS BUT YOU LOSE AND
THAT WAS SCALED DOWN T SHIRT
NOW ARE YOU FROM CHICAGO
RICHLAND?
YEP.
YEAH.
NO THAT'S NOT GOING JUST >>
LIKE YOU SAID, A LOT OF PEOPLE
LOVE TO LEARN A LITTLE BIT MORE
ABOUT PEOPLE THAT THEY SEE ON
THE NATIONAL STAGE.
YEAH.
DON'T TELL US WHO'S YOU KNOW
MCKENSIE NOW WE LIVE LOVE HOW'D
YOU MEET YOUR WIFE FROM THE
CHICAGO AREA?
LOVE LOVE.
YEAH.
WOO WOW.
WELL I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT MY
LITTLE LOVE STORY MY WIFE AND I
YES.
YOU BOTH GREW UP IN THE CHICAGO
SUBURBS.
WE MET YEARS IN FACT WE GREW UP
IN HOUSES BEHIND EACH OTHER GET
OUT OF HERE WHICH IS ONE
PERCENT TRUE AND THEN BUT WE
NEVER MET EACH OTHER.
OUR MOMS WERE KIND OF PALS AT
VARIOUS POINTS I PLAYED WITH
THEIR OLDER BROTHER.
MY WIFE SIGNIFICANTLY YOU KNOW,
I ROB THE CRADLE.
SHE'S QUIET.
SHE'S THREE YEARS YOUNGER THAN
ME.
OKAY, SO ROBBING THAT CRADLE A
REAL MAID DECEMBER IF YOU WILL.
BUT SO I DIDN'T NECESSARILY
PLAY WITH THE LITTLE GIRL
BEHIND US AND WE MOVED FROM
THAT HOUSE WHEN I WAS EIGHT AND
THEN WE MET WHEN WE WERE BOTH
AUDITIONING FOR VELVEETA CHEESE
COMMERCIAL HERE.
WHY DID YOU LIE OVER HERE, JOE
?
NO, WE NEITHER >> ONE OF US DID
BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LOOK THE PART
>> LAND AND STUFF.
SO YOU'RE DOING SNL.
OH MAN.
GUYS, HOW DID YOU KNOW IT'S
STILL HAPPENING?
IT'S WELL I MEAN HOW DID YOU
LAND AND WHAT WAS IT LIKE WHEN
YOU GOT THAT CALL THAT YOU MADE
IT LIKE YOU'RE IN?
I JUST YOU KNOW, I WAS I
EMAILED THE PRODUCER AND SAID,
HEY, YOU KNOW, I THINK WE
LINKED ON LINKEDIN IS WHAT
HAPPENED.
I'M JUST GETTING >> YOU KNOW,
GRINDING >> IT OUT, DO AN
IMPROV AND SKETCH AND ALL THAT
JAZZ IN CHICAGO FOR A NUMBER OF
YEARS AND DOING STANDUP AS WELL
WHICH WE'RE HERE TO PROMOTE
TONIGHT CAMERAS AND ALL THE
CAMERA, ALL THE CAMS.
>> SO YEAH, JUST >> DOING
WHATEVER SHOWS I COULD DO FOR
YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS.
I AUDITIONED A FEW TIMES FOR
THE SHOW AND AT TWENTY SIXTEEN
I WAS LIVING IN L.A. BUT MY
WIFE AND I WERE GOING BACK TO
CHICAGO FOR LIKE A FAMILY EVENT
AND SO I HAPPEN IN TOWN WHEN
THE GOOD FOLKS AT SNL WERE
BLOWN THROUGH TOWN CHECKING OUT
NEW TALENT AND THEY THEY SAW
ME.
I SAW THEM AND IT WAS A MATCH
MADE COMEDY.
SO TELL ME BECAUSE ESPECIALLY I
KNOW THE IMPROV SCENE SLIGHTLY
WELL IN CHICAGO IT'S TOUGH LIKE
IT.
YEAH, IT'S LIKE NOT FOR THE
WEEK CARDIO.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY OUT
THERE FOR ANYBODY?
HART DID NOT DO THAT.
I MEAN IT'S LIKE WHAT WHAT YOU
KNOW MOTIVATES YOU AND WHO
MAKES YOU LAUGH.
OH THAT'S GOOD QUESTION.
WHO MAKES ME LAUGH?
I'M A BIG YOU KNOW TIG NOTARO
THE STANDUP I THINK IS AMAZING
RORRIS GOBAL IS A GREAT STANDUP
RIGHT NOW.
NATE BENGHAZI THESE ARE PEOPLE
WHO I CURRENTLY REALLY, REALLY
LOVE AND ALSO ALL TIME.
ABSOLUTELY.
WILL FERRELL AND OF STEVE
CARELL, TINA FEY YEAH.
THESE ARE SOME OF MY FANS BUT
YEAH I MEAN BACK IN THE DAY I
DON'T KNOW THAT THERE WAS
ANYONE SPECIFICALLY GROWING UP.
I WAS A HUGE STEVE MARTIN FAN.
>> HOW CAN YOU NOT.
HAVEN'T YOU EVER SIT AND YOU'RE
ON SET YOU'RE LIKE HI I'M ON
SNL.
I MEAN THE GREATEST ICONS LIKE
REALLY DAY AND NOW YOU'RE PART
OF I DO HAVE A FAVORITE PERSON
THAT YOU PLAY A FAVORITE
CHARACTER.
I DO YEAH I PLAY WELL I
ALWAYS HAD FUN PLAYING WITH
MIKEY DAY WITH THE YES.
TRUMP BROTHERS AND IT WAS A
VERY YOU KNOW >> THANK YOU.
VERY SUBTLE NUANCED WELL
STUDIED IMPRESSION OF OUR
NATION'S FIRST SON BUT I ALSO
ENJOYED DOING JUST BUT A BOATS
THEY ENJOYED LIKE PASS TIME.
YEAH MAYBE AGAIN I DON'T KNOW
BUT ANYWAY THOSE ARE A COUPLE
MY FAVES I ALSO DID A FILM
CRITIC WHO'S TAKEN A LITTLE TOO
MUCH LSD AND CHENEY.
WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING
YOU'VE DONE ON EVER.
YEAH ON-STAGE YEAH YEAH.
TYONDAI CRUCIS THING I'VE DONE
ON STAGE I MEAN I'M DOING IT
RIGHT NOW >> THIS IS LIVE.
YEAH I MEAN IT'S ALL INDIANA.
DO YOU HAVE BY THE WAY HOW CAN
YOU DO THEY REALLY FIND THE
WIZARD OF OZ.
LET ME TELL >> YOU SOMETHING.
THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE MICHAEL'S
TRAY LORD LORD I WAS IN MY I
WAS IN THE GREAT LOVELY GREEN
ROOM >> HERE ENTITIES OF A
ARMORY AND THE IT WAS ON MUTE
SO I DIDN'T HEAR ALL I SAW WAS
OSDD FINE.
YEAH.
AND A PICTURE >> OF A PRIEST
HOLDING IT UP.
I'M PRETTY PSYCHED AND I DIDN'T
GET ANY DETAILS WHAT HAPPENED
THERE.
WELL THEY FOUND IT IN THE TRASH
BAG AND HAD BEEN GET IT TO A
FRIEND OF A FRIEND AND NOW THEY
FOUND ITS BOOM.
WELL IT WAS JUST AN IDEA.
YEAH THEY KNOW IT'S THAT IT HAS
A SPECIAL POCKET AND THEY HAD
PARKING IN THE OFFICE THAT >>
SHE MIGHT FIND WHEN SOMEONE'S
MOTEL IS AUTHENTIC IT'S YOU AND
IT'S YOUR >> SHEWELL VARIANCE.
YEAH WE NEED MORE.
OH THIS IS A LITTLE OUT.
CAN I ALSO SAY SOMETHING?
ALL RIGHT.
SO LOOK HERE RIGHT BEFORE I
CAME OUT YES.
THERE YOU WERE PROMOTING
ANOTHER COMEDY SHOW.
RIGHT COMEDY FOR A CAUSE.
ABSOLUTELY.
CAN I JUST SAY I DON'T HAVE A
CAUSE SO GO TO THAT SHOW >>.
YOU HAVE TICKETS TO MINE.
HOPEFULLY THEY'LL LET YOU
CANCEL GO ONE.
HEY, THEY WOULD LOVE YOU FOR
THAT FOR THAT DOUBT ARE PRETTY
COOL YOU I SEE YOU I JUST LIKE
GO SEE THAT SHOW WHERE IS THAT.
IT'S IN GREENWOOD WHICH IS
SOUTH IT'S LIKE TWENTY FIVE
MINUTES >> A COMPANY FOR AND
THEN YOU COME OVER TO HEALY I'M
DETECTIVE I COULD DO SURE SURE.
I MEAN IF THERE'S TIME BUT
SERIOUSLY IF YOU CAN ONLY PICK
ONE TO GO >> TO THAT ONE WE
LOVE TO SEE IT AND YOU KNOW IT.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT SHOWS YOUR HEART
ESPECIALLY IF IF MY SHOW IF
THERE ARE THREE PEOPLE THERE
THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME SO
EVERYBODY >> ELSE GO TO LISTEN
TO WE NOT WHAT YOU GUYS YOU
READ US THIS IS YOU AND IF
GEORGE SENT ME A LITTLE WOW.
OH AND BY THE WAY I SAID TO
GEORGE AND EVERYBODY ELSE OUT
THERE I KNOW WE'RE ON WHICH TV
SIDE I'D LIKE TO GO AHEAD AND
PROMISE TO MAKE ONE VERY LUCKY
INDIAN APPLE AND WISH COME TRUE
WHATEVER WISH AND CALL IN OPEN
THE PHONE LINES, WHATEVER THAT
WISH IS AS LONG AS IT HAS TO DO
WITH FREE COMEDY SHOW TICKETS I
WILL >> MAKE
YOUR USERS CALLS
PEOPLE LIKE AUTHORIZATION TO
NOW YOU CAN MAKE IT I MEAN YOU
GUYS GOT YOUR RULES AND WE HAVE
A RULE SHOW IF IT'S FOR FREE IS
FOR ME SO OK MAYBE YOU KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
YEAH I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
IT.
MAKE SURE THAT YOU CHECK OUT
ALEX MOPPET OR RIGHT.
I REALLY URGE YOU TO YEAH.
TICKETS GO ON FOR AS WE MIGHT
HAVE TO KEEP YOU AROUND MY MAN
YOU'RE YOLLA BALL ACTUALLY ON A
BOWLING BOWLING SHIRT THEY TOLD
ME I WAS DOING TWO HOURS MY OR
MY GUN >> NOW WE'LL LET YOU
KNOW WE GIVE YOU.
YEAH.
ALEXIS YOU HAVE THAT RIGHT
THERE.
GEORGE, THANK YOU FOR SENDING
THE BOBBLEHEAD.
EVERYBODY GO AND SEE COMEDY
WHETHER CAUSE TONIGHT AND MAY
I'LL COME BACK AND DO HELIUM