YEAH, THAT’S GOOD, THAT’S GOOD.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, FANTASTIC.
HAPPY TUESDAY, EVERYONE.
SO IT’S AMERICA’S BAD BOY.
EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THAT I’M
DANGEROUS.
YEAH.
DON’T LAUGH.
I’M THE JIM MORRISON OF TALK
SHOW HOSTS AND KUDLOW’S MY
BACKDOOR MAN.
BUT YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT BE
DANGEROUS, TOO, ACCORDING TO THE
FBI.
AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO BE AN
ANGRY PARENT AT A SCHOOL BOARD
MEETING.
YOU JUST HAVE TO USE WORDS.
YEAH, TURNS OUT NEW FBI
DOCUMENTS RELEASED THIS WEEK
THROUGH A TOY I CAN’T REQUEST
REVEAL THE BUREAU USES INTERNETS
SLANG TO SEEK OUT VIOLENT
EXTREMISM ON LINE ODD TERMS
LINKED TO RACIALLY VIOLENT
EXTREMISM.
WORDS LIKE BASED LARPING AND RED
PILL.
REMAINS IN TERMS THAT COULD BE
USED IN A CON THAT DON’T IN
RACIST VIEWS.
BASED IS SOMEONE CONVERTED TO
RACIST IDEOLOGY.
SO THEY MUST BE KEEPING A CLOSE
EYE ON JOY REED RIGHT?
DOESN’T BASED MEAN YOU’RE BASED
IN FACTS?
YOU’RE GROUNDED IN LOGIC NOT
WOKENESS?
PERHAPS THAT’S WHY IT’S BEING
TARGETED.
THEN YOU HAVE LARPING WHICH
STANDS FOR LIVE ACTION ROLE
PLAY.
YOU KNOW THOSE WORDS THAT DRESS
UP AS KNIGHTS AND WIZARDS UNTIL
A JOCK WALKING THROUGH THE PARK
STUFFS THEM IN A TRASH CAN?
THE FBI SAYS LARPING IS A TERM
USED BY EXTREMIST TO ACCUSE
OTHERS AS NOT BEING AS EXTREME.
AND I GET IT, MY OLD MANAGER AT MID EVIL TIMES USED TO ACCUSE ME
MID EVIL TIMES USED TO ACCUSE ME
OF IT WHEN I WOULDN’T WEAR A COD
PIECE IN HIS HOT TUB.
THEN RED PILLED WHICH CAME FROM
THE CLASSIC FILM THE MATRIX BUT
NOW IT’S A METAPHOR FOR SEEING
BEHIND THE CURTAIN AND
UNCOVERING REALITY.
BUT NOW BECOMING RED PILLED
ADOPTS RACIST ANTI-SEMITIC OR
FASCIST BELIEFS.
SO HOW DID THEY GET THERE?
I DON’T KNOW BUT I GUESS IT’S A
GOOD THING THAT I GOT RED PILLED
WAY BACK WHEN.
AND IT WASN’T FROM THE MATRIX
BUT THE FACTS OF LIFE.
>> I AM FACING IT.
>> HOW?
BUT CUTTING GAYLE’S CLASSES?
STANDING HER UP? YOU CAN RUN AS FAR AS YOU WANT,
YOU CAN RUN AS FAR AS YOU WANT,
BUT GAYLE IS STILL GOING TO DIE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: THE GREATEST MOMENT IN
TELEVISION HISTORY, GAYLE IS
GOING TO DIE.
AND SHE DID.
BECAUSE THAT’S A FACT OF LIFE.
HOW COULD THAT NOT CHANGE YOU?
IT CHANGED ME.
BUT YOU COULD SEE THE DANGER
HERE, RIGHT?
SURE THERE’S EXTREMISTS OUT
THERE THAT MIGHT SAY THEY’VE
BEEN RED PILLED BUT SOME OF THEM
ALSO PLAY SOCCER.
IT’S THE MISTAKE THE MEDIA LOVES
TO PLAY AND NOW THE FBI DOES,
TOO.
THEY NOW DEFINE THREATS BY THE
WEAKEST OF CONNECTIONS.
SO NOW YOU’RE GUILTY BY WORD
ASSOCIATION.
MAYBE THAT’S WHY BIDEN CAN’T
PRONOUNCE ANYTHING.
SPEAKING OF JOE IS IT ME OR HAS
THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION
REPLACED THE ROLE OF CHARMIN IN
THE WHITE HOUSE BATHROOM WITH
THE CONSTITUTION.
THE ONLY RIGHTS CITIZENS HAVE
THESE DAYS ARE THOSE THAT AREN’T
IN THE CONTUSION.
I CAN’T OWN A GUN IN NEW YORK
BUT I CAN IDENTIFY AS A CHICK
AND RUN NAKED THROUGH A LUCILLE
ROBERTS LOCKER ROOM.
AND I HAVE.
ANOTHER PART OF THE FBI DOCUMENT
REFERS TO KEEPING AN EYE ON
INCELS WHICH IS SHORT FOR
INVOLUNTARILY
INVOLUNTARILY CELEBIT.
IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS,
THERE’S YOUR ANSWER.
>> WHOA.
[LAUGHTER].
>> I THOUGHT THAT MEANT YOU WERE
MARRIED.
>> Greg: BUT A BUNCH OF THE
FBI’S TERMINOLOGY WORDS ARE JUST
SLANG.
FOR EXAMPLE, CHAD, IF FBI CALLS
IT THE IDEAL ICED VERSION OF A
MALE VERY SUCCESSFUL GETTING
ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL ATTENTION OF
WOMEN.
SOUNDS MORE LIKE A GREG TO ME.
BUT IF YOU’RE A SHY DUDE MAKING
FUN OF CHAD YOU COULD END UP ON
A WATCH LIST.
SO JUST TO BE SAFE DON’T MOCK
HANGING CHAD THE COUNTRY OF CHAD
OR FOX SENIOR CONGRESSIONAL
CORRESPONDENT CHAD PERGRAM.
SERIOUSLY DON’T LET HIS CALM
DEMEANOR FOOL YOU.
I ONCE SAW HIM DEBONE A DOLPHIN
WITH A VIOLIN BOW.
NO REASON FOR IT.
THEY ALSO FLAGGED A WORD LOOK
SMACKING WHICH IS SELF
IMPROVEMENT WITH THE INTENT TO
BECOME MORE ATTRACTIVE.
WELL THE CAST OF THE VIEW IS
SAFE.
BUT HOW IS THIS BAD?
IMPROVING YOURSELF TO FIND A
MATE?
EVERYONE DOES THAT.
EVEN JESSE HAD HAIR FROM HIS
BACK PUT ON HIS HEAD.
SO WHAT IS THE MESSAGE HERE?
WELL, IT’S DON’T MESSAGE
ANYTHING.
FROM NOW ON YOU’RE A MAFIA DONE
SCRIBBLING NOTES ON TORN PAPER
TO BE EATEN LATER BY A STARVED
UNDERLING.
IT’S SAD REALLY.
IT’S ALMOST LIKE THE FBI MADE
ITS OWN EXCUSE TO SPY ON
EVERYONE AND NOT JUST TRUMP.
BUT IT’S SADDER STILL THAT
ANOTHER GROUP YOU ONCE LOOKED UP
TO TURNS OUT TO BE KIND OF LAME.
FIRST IT WAS THE RED HOT CHILLI
PEPPERS, NOW IT’S THE FBI.
I MEAN, I REMEMBER, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU WERE A KID WORKING FOR
THE FBI SOUNDED COOL.
I MEAN, THEY HAD TV SHOWS AND
MOVIES ABOUT IT.
EPHRAIM JR.
BUT WHAT IF THAT WAS ALL BS AND
IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT INVASIVE
TARGETING INFORMANTS SETUPS
CREATING CRIMINALS OUT OF
MISGUIDED FANTASYISTS.
I HOPE I’M WRONG.
MAYBE THE NEW FBI IS SECRETLY
BASED AND LARPING UNTIL THE CHAD
GET LOST.
NOW THAT WOULD BE A RED PILL.
>> PERIOD!
>> Greg: LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S
GUESTS!
HE’S HEARD MORE BOOS THAN A
HAUNTED HOUSE ON HALLOWEEN.
COMEDIAN JOE MACHI!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: SHE USED TO INTERVIEW
NAKED ATHLETES WHICH MEANS WE
HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
HOST OF OF THE SIDELINE SANITY
PODCAST, MICHELE TAFOYA!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: SHE’S LIKE A BOWLING
ALLEY, EXTREMELY LOUD AND
POPULAR WITH OLD MEN
>> Kat: YEAH.
>> Greg: FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR,
KAT TIMPF!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: AND HE USES THE STATUE
OF LIBERTY AS A BACK SCRATCHER.
MY MASSIVE SIDE KICK AND THE NWA
WORLD CHAMPION, TYRUS!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> Greg: YOU KNOW, JOE, I
WOULDN’T SAY YOU WERE AN INSELL
BUT I THINK THE INSELL KIND OF
GROUP HAS EMBRACED YOU AS A
LEADER.
SO IT’S NOT NECESSARILY YOUR
FAULT BUT THEY LOOK UP TO YOU
FOR GUIDANCE AND THEY’RE JUST
WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY THE WORD
ON WHAT THEY NEED TO DO NEXT.
>> Joe: GREG, NOT ONLY AM I NOT
AN INCELL, I’VE BEEN CALLED A
STUD MORE TIMES THAN
SECRETARIAT.
OKAY?
BUT I’M NOT AN EXTREMIST UNLESS
YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT MY LOVE OF
THE BAND EXTREME.
ONE THING THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE
MONOLOGUE, THOUGH, GREG, IS THAT
THE FBI’S ALSO BEEN GOING INTO
CATHOLIC CHURCHES AND, YOU KNOW,
TRYING TO LOOK FOR EXTREMISTS
THERE.
AND I ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS A
GOOD THING.
MAYBE THEY COULD PAY ATTENTION
WHILE THEY’RE THERE, LEARN
SOMETHING, MAYBE GO TO CON
FIGURES FOR VIOLATING THE FIRST
AND FOURTH AMENDMENTS, AND THEN
THEY CAN CATCH THE REAL
EXTREMISTS THAT ARE ATTACKING
THE CHURCHES.
>> Greg: YES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: GOOD POINT.
ALL RIGHT, MICHELE, I’LL PLAY
DEVIL’S ADVOCATE EVEN THOUGH I
AM NOT PRO SATAN, DEVIL’S
ADVOCATE IS A PHRASE.
JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR.
WHAT IF THIS IS JUST PART A
GREATER FOCUS ON GRABBING
TERRORISTS, IT’S PART OF
SOMETHING, IT’S NOT REALLY GOING
AFTER NORMAL PEOPLE IT’S JUST
ONE LITTLE VARIABLE.
>> Michele: I THOUGHT ABOUT
THAT, TOO, GREG, BUT THEN I
THOUGHT SOME MORE.
>> Greg: OH, GOOD.
>> Michele: YOU KNOW THE OLD
THING ABOUT THE FROG AND THE
BOILING WATER? IF YOU TAKE A
FROG AND PUT TONIGHT BOILING
WATER IT WILL JUMP IT OUT
BECAUSE IT SENSES DANGER.
BUT IF YOU THROW A FROG INTO
TEPID WATER AND SLOWLY TURN UP
THE HEAT IT WON’T NOTICE THE
DISINTEGRATION OF ITS UNDER
SURROUNDINGS AND YOU KEEP
TURNING IT UP AND BOILING AND
IT’S DEAD.
WE ARE THE FROG GREG, WE ARE THE
FROG.
THIS COUNTRY IS THE FROG.
>> Greg: IS THAT WHERE WHY
YOU’RE WEARING GREEN?
>> Michele: IT’S WHY I’M WEARING
GREEN.
>> Greg: KUDLOW DOES THIS AT HIS
HOUSE IN THE HAMMONTONS BEFORE I
KNOW IT I’M ON FIRE.
>> Michele: SO THE POINT IS
LITTLE BY LITTLE THEY WANT TO
UNDERCUT LANGUAGE, THEY WANT TO
ATTACK YOU FOR USING CERTAIN
WORDS.
THEY ALSO WANT TO ATTACK WORDS
LIKE RADICAL ONTO THE CATHOLIC
RELIGION.
THEY’RE CALLING IT RADICAL
CATHOLICISM OR SOMETHING.
SO THEY’RE ERASING, WE DON’T
KNOW WHAT A WOMAN IS, WE HAVE
THESE PRONOUNS BEING SHIFTED
AROUND US.
WE ARE SLOWLY BEING BOILED TO A
CRISP AS A SOCIETY AND IT’S
THROUGH THE USE OF GETTING RID
OF LANGUAGE AND THEN FORCING
OTHER LANGUAGE ON US.
BUT I AGREE WITH YOU, HELL, YOU
KNOW, DON’T USE THOSE CERTAIN
TERMS OTHERWISE IT’S A PRETEXT
OF WHAT DO THEY DO NEXT TO YOU?
WHAT DO THEY DO NEXT?
>> Greg: I DON’T KNOW.
SUDDENLY I’M JUST REALLY HUNGRY.
KAT, WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT A
GUY IN THE FBI WOULD END UP
BASICALLY, YOU KNOW, GOING AFTER
ANOTHER PERSON WHO TURNS OUT TO
BE IN THE FBI?
SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY’S AN
INFORMANT.
AT LEAST ON JANUARY 6TH, I THINK
THERE WERE LIKE 40 OF THEM THERE
>> Kat: YEAH.
AND I MEAN THE INCEL THING,
THERE’S PLENTY OUT THERE THAT
HAVE DISGUSTING VIEWS BUT JUST
BECAUSE YOU HAVE DISGUSTING
VIEWS DOESN’T MEAN YOU’RE GOING
TO DO TERRORISM.
SOMETIMES YOU’RE NOT VIOLENT OR
SOME OF THESE GUYS THERE’S NO
WAY THEY HAVE GAS MONEY.
ALWAYS IN MY COMMENTS SCREAMING
HAVE A BABY BEFORE YOU DRY UP.
YEAH, BUT IT’S LIKE, OKAY, LIKE
THANKS FOR THE TIP.
YOU KNOW?
BUT IT DOESN’T EQUAL -- I DON’T
THINK THEY’RE ACTUALLY THAT
CONCERNED ABOUT THIS.
IT’S AN EXCUSE ON BEHALF OF THE
FBI TO SNOOP NOT BECAUSE THE FBI
IS CONCERNED BUT BECAUSE IT’S AN
EXCUSE TO SNOOP AND IT DOESN’T
MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN TERMS OF
SAFETY EXCEPT MAYBE IT GOES
AGAINST OUR SAFETY BECAUSE IF
THEY HAVE THIS FLOOD OF THINGS
THEY HAVE TO LOOK AT, ANYONE WHO
EVER USES ANY OF THESE WORDS
EVEN SARCASTICALLY OR IN ANOTHER
WAY AS YOU POINTED OUT, THEY’RE
NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO FOCUS OR
EVEN SEE THE THINGS THAT ARE
ACTUAL THREATS.
>> Greg: DON’T YOU FEEL KIND OF
WEIRD WE’RE IN A PLACE TALKING
BAD ABOUT THE FBI?
BECAUSE WE’RE SIMILAR AGES,
EARLY 40s.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: SO THE FBI WAS A COOL
THING, SO WERE TEACHERS.
>> Tyrus: THEY STILL ARE AND WE
NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT, IT’S
JUST THAT THE NEW REGIME IS NOT.
AND WHAT’S HAPPENING IS, AND KAT
IS RIGHT, IF YOU ARE A CHAD,
FIRST OF ALL, AS A SLAYER OF
MANY IN MY DAY, I NEVER NEEDED
AN ABBREVIATION.
I KNEW WHAT I WAS, MY BOYS NEED
WHAT I WAS AND I DIDN’T NEED TO
GIVE ABBREVIATIONS.
THEY’RE CHANGING THE LANGUAGE SO
THAT THEY CAN JUSTIFY THEIR
VIOLENCE.
WE SEE IT ALL THE TIME.
OH, WHEN YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE MY
PRONOUNS THAT’S VIOLENCE AGAINST
ME.
NO, NO.
THEY’RE TRYING TO TURN STICKS
AND STONES WILL BREAK MY BONES
NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME INTO
NAMES HURT ME SO I WILL USE
STICKS AND STONES.
THEY’RE TAKING THE LANGUAGE
SAYING EVERYTHING NORMALED
PEOPLE SAY AND DO IS VIOLENT SO
WHEN THEY PARTICIPATE ACTS OF
VIOLENCE ON US IT’S JUSTIFIED.
LIKE WE SAW WITH THE SWIMMER,
SHE WAS USING HER WORDS AND SHE
WAS CHASED AND ATTACKED AND
THREATENED AND GUESS WHAT?
THEY WERE THE VICTIM BECAUSE
THEY WERE RESPONDING TO HER
VERBAL VIOLENCE.
SO THEY TAKE WORDS THAT MAKE
ZERO SENSE.
I’M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, JOE
AND I WHEN WE WERE HANGING AND
BANGING IN THE GYM THIS MORNING,
WE NEVER ONCE SAID, NEVER ONCE
SAID, HEY, I SAID TO JOE, HEY
CHAD, HOW’S YOUR LARPING GOING.
HE WOULD HAVE PITCH SLAPPED ME
AND SAID NO TALKING DURING SETS
TYRUS.
GET BACK TO WORK, WE DON’T USE
THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE.
SO UNFORTUNATELY REAL MEN AND
WOMEN IN THE FBI TRYING TO DO
THEIR JOB JUST LIKE TEACHERS,
GET OVERSHADOWED BY THE ONES WHO
ARE PART OF THE AGENDA AND BE ON
TIK TOK AND LOOK TO GO AFTER
EVERYDAY PEOPLE.