(dramatic music)
(punching sounds)
(The Joker laughing evilly)
(Batman screams)
(The Joker laughing evilly)
(dramatic music)
(The Joker laughing evilly)
(dramatic music)
(portal whooshing)
(The Joker laughing evilly)
(dramatic music)
(portal whooshing)
- Guys, the DC Universe is in danger.
Batman is missing.
I need your help to find him
and restore balance to the universe.
- Of course we can help!
- How do we help?
- Go through this portal to Metropolis
and try to find Superman.
I'll get more superheroes to help.
(dramatic music)
(portal whooshing)
(dramatic music)
(gentle piano music)
(door handle rattling)
- [Captain America] I think this door's a little stuck.
- Here, let me try.
(door opening)
Ooh. Sorry, Superman.
(gentle piano music)
What is it?
- I think it's a riddle.
"From far away it's dark and desolate.
A place of fire with no escape.
Where villains rule and heroes beware.
What is this world so bleak and unfair?"
- Hulk's toilet?
- No, we're in the DC Universe!
It must be Apokolips.
- Well, whatever it is.
I don't like the sound of it.
(thunder clapping)
(electric music)
(zombies growling)
(suspenseful music)
(shield clanging)
(dramatic music)
(hammer clanging to floor)
(shield crashing)
(punching)
(zombies growling)
(dramatic music)
(zombies growling)
(dramatic music)
(Thor grunting)
(dramatic music)
(zombies growling)
(dramatic music)
(zombies growling)
- No, no.
(Captain America screaming)
(zombies growling)
(Captain America screaming)
- You need to go and help them!
(portal whooshing)
(birds chirping)
(fast electronic music)
(electricity crackling)
♪ Sweet dreams are made of this ♪
♪ Who am I to disagree ♪
♪ I travel the world ♪
♪ And the seven seas ♪
♪ Everybody's looking for something ♪
♪ Some of them want to use you ♪
♪ Some of them want to get used by you ♪
♪ Some of them want to abuse ♪
(zombies crashing to ground and growling)
(The Flash laughing)
(cinematic music)
(hammer whooshing)
(cinematic music)
(loud footsteps and growling)
- [Growling Voice] Born on a Monday.
Christened on a Tuesday.
Married on a Wednesday.
Took ill on Thursday.
(feet slamming to ground)
Worse on Friday.
- Is that a zombie Hulk?
- Worse. Way, way worse.
That's Solomon Grundy!
(Solomon Grundy growling)
(punching)
(The Flash grunting)
(Solomon Grundy crashing to ground)
(punching)
(Solomon Grundy groaning)
(sinister music)
(Solomon Grundy growling)
(Captain America screaming)
(sinister music)
(Captain America screaming)
- Thor! Don't just stand there!
- Sorry, I just can't stop thinking about Hulk's toilet.
(electricity crackling)
- Thank you, Thor!
(ominous music)
- Looks like we have to pay a little visit
to The Riddler.
(ominous music)
(suspenseful music)
(gentle piano music)
- What has 10 legs, two arms, and a bright red outfit?
- The caterpillar.
- Are you sure this guy's an Avenger?
- Are you locking that answer in? (snorts)
- No! The answer's Spider-Man!
- Before you leave I have one more riddle for you.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Oh Steven Grant Rogers, my dear friend,
telling you that would give you the answer.
And what point is a riddle
if you already know the answer?
(shouting) Now, be gone you vile creatures!
Leave my lair and go about your little quest!
(The Riddler laughing)
Goodbye.
(closet doors close)
(gentle piano music)
(The Riddler making excited noises)
(dramatic music)
(Venom growling)
(Venom groaning)
(web slashing)
(Venom growling)
(punching)
(Venom groaning)
(web slashing)
(Venom growling)
(Venom grunting)
(jet pack whooshing)
(dramatic music)
(beam whooshing)
(Venom grunting)
(beam whooshing)
(Venom grunting)
(Thor whooshing)
(dramatic music)
- Spider-Man, Ironman!
We need your help to save the DC Universe.
(dramatic music)
(electricity whooshing)
(dramatic music)
(powers whooshing)
Who is that?
- It's Polka-Dot Man.
- Good or bad?
- He's bad. Have you not seen the movie?
- No! We have Thanos.
We don't have time to watch movies.
(music warping)
(electric rap music)
♪ Party in Manila ♪
♪ Sub bass banging on my chest like a gorilla ♪
♪ Faux chinchilla, tech Godzilla ♪
♪ When I'm on my T-Rex ♪
♪ Ay, you better stand stiller ♪
♪ Bitches in Chotila ♪
♪ Mo tranquiler ♪
♪ Anything you need ay, you know I got the billa ♪
(people grunting)
(Thor's hammer whooshing)
(shield clanging)
♪ This is what I do ♪
(electric music)
♪ This is what I do ♪
(Polka-Dot Man groaning)
(electric music)
♪ This is what I do ♪
♪ What I do ♪
♪ This is what, this is what I do ♪
(upbeat music)
- I still don't understand that last riddle.
- What riddle?
- It was just knock, knock.
- How's that even a riddle?
It was just a joke.
- Wait a second.
What if the answer to the riddle
was that it isn't a riddle and it's just a joke.
- But that doesn't make any sense.
- Unless-
- It's not a riddle, it's a joke!
So maybe, just maybe.
- Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
- That guy back there.
That wasn't The Riddler, it was The Joker.
(dramatic music)
(web slashing)
(Iron Man whooshing)
(The Riddler laughing)
- Oh, it looks like you guys figured it out!
I am The Joker.
(The Joker laughing evilly)
(dramatic music)
(The Joker laughing evilly)
(dramatic music)
(Captain America screaming)
- You know, in times like this
I think a little sing song can help lighten the mood.
(upbeat music)
(superheroes screaming)
♪ When the world is full of care ♪
♪ And every headline screams despair ♪
♪ All is great, starvation, war, and life is vile ♪
♪ Then there's a certain thing I do ♪
♪ Which I shall pass along to you ♪
♪ That's always guaranteed to make you smile ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ I go loony as a light bulb battered bug ♪
♪ Simply loony ♪
♪ Sometimes foam and chew the rug ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Mister, life is swell ♪
♪ In a padded cell ♪
♪ It'll chase those blues away ♪
♪ You can trade your gloom for a rubber room ♪
♪ And injections twice a day ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Just go loony like an acid casualty ♪
♪ Or a moonie, like a preacher on TV ♪
♪ When the human race ♪
♪ Wears an anxious face ♪
♪ When the bombs hang overhead ♪
(upbeat music)
(portal whooshing)
(ominous music)
(portal whooshing)
- Come on, Superman. Don't fail me now.
(Dr Strange grunts)
(Superman coughing and spluttering)
(dramatic music)
(Superman gasping)
(dramatic music)
We need to go.
Help the others.
(dramatic music)
(The Joker laughing)
(suspenseful music)
(The Joker gasping)
(suspenseful music)
(The Joker laughing)
(punching)
(The Joker laughing)
(music stills)
(punching)
(The Joker laughing evilly)
- If you deal with me now,
who's gonna take care of that bomb?
(The Joker laughing evilly)
(dramatic music)
- Guys, get up!
There's a bomb and The Joker's escaping.
(dramatic music)
(electricity whooshing)
- Iron Man, you can diffuse the bomb.
- Yeah, that's what I'm doing, Captain America.
(dramatic music)
(electricity whooshing)
(dramatic music)
- (in accent) Can I help you?
- I know it's you, Joker.
- (in accent) No, no. I am mechanic.
(Joker laughing evilly)
(feet shuffling against gravel)
(electronic whirring)
- Bomb successfully diffused.
- Yes!
(dramatic music)
(The Joker grunting)
(gate rattling)
- I'll escape soon enough, anyway!
(The Joker laughing evilly)