(opening music)
Yo!
Almonds are the second ingredient!
Only the best for my... costar.
My favorite costar!!!
YAS THAT'S RIGHT!
HELLO!!!
Thanks Natasha.
Welcome to KindaTV
The Home of Carmilla
With me.
Your host.
Your friendly neighborhood Natasha.
And my amazing Carmilla Series
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Carmilla The Moive costarrrrr
Elise Bauman!
She's here.
We're doing a challenge!
We
We are often, like, very....
close
together.
Mhm
It's a fact.
Mhm.
In, in the movie, we play
a couple.
We're use to getting
up in each other's SPACE!
UH, but, I wanna play a little challenge called the
Not My Arms challenge.
Have you ever played before?
Can't say that I have, Natasha.
Well, the reason you're up on this thing-a-ma-bob here
is so that I can be your arms.
So, put your...
Put your hands behind your back.
You've played this before, I'm sure, in like drama class?
Where like, someone else is your arms?
and you're like...
This is what I went to...
FWWAAAH HA HA HAAAA HAHA HAHA!!!
So, I got you this emergency poncho.
That's so kind of you.
'Cause this is an emergency.
This is the best gift.
Natasha: I'm gonna go inside your poncho. Elise: Oh... Okay.
Natasha: Okay. Elise: Alrighty.
Okay, and hopefully not suffocate.
I can't see anything at all.
(bag ruffles) It's morning time
Ohh, I'm so tired.
I...
ooooo, oooo, ooo...
I... I really feel like I would like some...
(wheezing laugh)
Oatie o's
And fortified almond beverage.
(giggles)
Get that
cap off there.
oooo yas ohh yes..
Righty tighty, leftie loosie, that's what they say.
(adorable amused giggle)
Okay, let's just go RIGHT!!!
right exactly there. Yas. That's very good.
Good job, Bauman.
Alrighty.
Well...
You know what? I think we need a little bit more
fortified almond bev--I think that's good though.
I think that's quite enough.
(Bauman chuckles and off screen collective gaggles of Mark and co.)
You know, I should...
You know what? I should have a little bite of this to myself now.
Elise: Just... (Natasha chuckles)
Just feed the old soul there.
Elise: Nah hahaaa ha ha hahahaaa (Mark and Co. K.O.)
(They really can't. It's too much.)
(muffled with food) Mmmm Delicious!!
(delightful giddy glee laughter of the bauwow)
Elise: (muffled) Hold on, I'm not quite ready yet. (Natasha almost gasp laugh)
Mmm, oh boy!
mmm waaah foo wahh okay
MMM!!!
Oh, I can't even hear, its so good!
(muffled) I'm riding on a bike, maybe.
Mmm
Mmmm yummm
(mic rubs and Natasha's teeheh)
(more mic rubs and Elise's "omg I can't" giddy giggles)
Natasha: (maybe) I'm gonna fall over. Elise: MMMHEHEHEHEHEHEHMMMMM
Natasha: AHHHHHHHH
(Mark laughs)
Natasha: OH MY GAWD!!!!
Elise: Mmmmheh
What's happening?!
(Mark and Co. belly laughs) Natasha: I CAN'T BREATHE!!
Natasha: LET ME OUT!!!
Did I do it?
Did I make a mess?
Oh, it's not too bad.
(Muffled) Oh, breakfast was great!
WHERE ARE YOUR ARMS?!
Oh my god, that was...
ridiculous.
(spoon clink)
Mmm
(clink)
Delightful.
Yo, this is good almond milk.
(elevator music)
Mmm
(dishes ringing on table)
I'm so hungry, I just want, like, a little...
somethin' somethin'.
I usually don't eat plain white bread, buttt...
You know?
When in Rome.
Oh, I think I'm just gonna put a little peanut butter on.
Oh yeahhhhh (Natasha da koolaid person)
Just gonna spread it onnnn. (lid clinks around)
Oh!
Don't need that anymore. (Mark and Co. K.O.)
Screw it!
Let's get a knife!
Oh yeahh!!!
Maybe I'll use the other end.
Probably seems better.
Oh!
I don't know what this voice is.
That's comin' out the side of me, but dis is da way I'm gonna make meh sandwich!
(oh no...)
OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh, get that butta on! Oh, don't drop da jam!
Don't drop the jam. That shit's expensive.
Oh noo...
Dis bread looks nice!!
YEAHHHHH
Oh, that looks so nice. But, I really want some jam on my bread.
I just really
I really want that jam.
Oh yeahhh, just gonna open dat jammm
Ohhhh
Butter me up.
Butter me... Butter me up and call me a biskittt.
(she can't!)
Oh! It looks delicious!
But, I need a top piece of bread to put on to make da sandwich.
Cuz none of dis...
Nobody like...
Mmmm, ahhhh, ohhhhah...
Ohright... (chuckles and Mark and Friends are done! stick a fork in dem!)
I'm so glad I washed my hands right before I did this video.
It's not like they're disgusting at all...
Okay...
MMM, delicious...
Gonna eat....
mmmm....
Eat this sandwich...
OHH... So tasty... mmm, uhhh....
(Elise joins the merry band of bts peps in the chuckles)
Uhh..
aaaohh...
oh..
MMm
So tasty (They laugh at the Vanlis's final form!)
I love it so much.
So good!
mmm
Gimme some more of dat peanutbutterjelly, aaaarms!
I don't know who i'm talking to--about-- or t-to...
(Elise giggles)
'Cause these are my arms!
(collective quiet giggles from the gaggle and Bauwow)
(regretful whine) MMM
It's so tasty.
MMM.
Delicious.
Mm-I love it so much.
Well...
That was such a great video.
I had a lot of fun.
I don't know what that character was that came out of me,
but, I had such a great time feeding my lovely costar, Elise Bauman.
delicious fortified almond beverage, as well.
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I swear, we are a lot more sane in the FILM than we are in real life.
NOPE!!!
I LIED!!!
(Mark can't)
Screww... everything... (nervous giggle)
That's it!
Cut to the -- cut to the end of the video.
Fade out.
Just slowly fade out, Mark.
Just fade this out.
Fade it out. Cross dissolve.
Cross dissolve to the subscribe page.
AAAAAAAND
It's done.
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