LADbible is trying to kill me.
We shouldn't be consuming these things.
Oh my goodness.
Ew.
Hey guys, it's Madison Beer
and this is "Snack Wars, the UK vs the US"
for LADbible.
Okay.
Ooooh.
Okay, there's like a rogue Hershey Kiss in the box.
I dunno if that's like meant for that.
"Colin the caterpillar",
I'm gonna like hope
and assume this is meant to eat in like a party setting,
but if someone had this at a party, I would be confused.
I also just think like the shape
and the size of it is questionable in many ways.
Like, this isn't, this doesn't look good to me.
This doesn't look like something I want to eat.
If this was at my birthday party when I was a kid,
I would've just made like endless jokes
and made fun of everyone who ate it.
Okay. Well I'm also apparently like
not able to cut through things, as an adult.
Oh, it's like a cake.
[PRODUCER, ERIN] Yeah.
I'll have a little.
I don't know if I've ever even
really eaten a Twinkie.
[ERIN] Apparently they last for like 50 years.
I've also heard that rumour.
[ERIN] Yeah.
I don't know if it's true,
but if it is, that's scary.
They would survive the apocalypse.
I can't open anything.
What's wrong with me?
[CREW] Want help?
No, I'm an adult.
Let's break it open.
Like it's just,
it's like not great.
Like, no.
But also, no.
[ERIN] Honestly we all will eat that Colin.
Like the minute, like yeah, we love it.
So this is like a thing you all are aware of.
[CREW] Yeah any party, any birthday.
All right, well I'm gonna have to vote Twinkie on this one
'cause Colin is scaring me.
[ERIN] Okay.
Okay.
I really don't like this.
Like, I feel actually a little queasy looking at it.
This looks like, like duster.
Like literally.
Oh no, it's not working.
I don't know how to do it. Did I break it?
[ERIN] No, I think-
Maybe I should do it on a plate.
Oh, there it is.
Well, we'll get to you in a second.
First we'll eat some Cheez-Its.
Cheez-Its are great, Cheez-Its are good.
This is a different flavour.
These have something kind of good going on,
which I don't know if these are like a British Cheez-It?
No, this is American. You don't have Cheez-Its?
[ERIN] No.
Got it.
Well, I do like the flavour
that you picked out for me today.
What do we have going on over here?
[ERIN] This is a nice British Stilton,
which is blue cheese.
I love a cracker of any kind.
This cheese is not one that I would
usually gravitate towards.
Thank you.
Wow.
What an experience that is.
[ERIN] What's going on?
So I hate blue cheese,
and like blue crumble.
If there's like a salad and it has,
get it off, don't give it to me.
If there's like wings and it's ranch or blue cheese,
it's always ranch, like I'm not a blue cheese person.
It's just is like mouldy to me.
Like that's what I think of.
LADbible is trying to kill me, everybody.
This is equally as unappe-
America.
Oh my God.
Yay.
This is congealed.
Like what the f-
How?
It's been five minutes.
We shouldn't be consuming these things.
These shouldn't be processed.
This is hard.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
Ew!
I'm just freaked out that it got like that.
Oh my goodness, it's like a string.
You know what, America, are you listening?
We need to be eating things that are more edible.
These things are not edible for us.
This looks like duster
and it hardened within three minutes of being on a plate.
We should not eat that, okay?
But America's still winning this one.
[ERIN] Yeah?
Mhmm
Yep.
Yes.
Wow, okay.
[ERIN] Sorry about that.
It's okay.
I just
Just didn’t
I didn't wanna-
[ERIN] Stop.
Okay, I'm assuming this is US.
[ERIN] Yes.
This is UK.
"Earn Brew".
Is that how we say it?
[ERIN] It's Irn-Bru.
Iron? There's no "o".
[ERIN] No, it's like the national drink of Scotland.
So-
Well, okay, I guess I should try this.
This is like a science experiment.
Is there ice cream in this too?
[ERIN] Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
I'm in the UK for like two days and I'm like,
"Is there ice cream in this too?"
Yeah, there's like not much to complain about there.
I've had this.
[ERIN] Have you?
It comes in an orange bottle,
that's clear, right?
Sometimes, in the gas stations and stuff?
I've had this and I don't like it.
In this war, I'm gonna have to pick
our very neatly done US.
Oh my goodness. This is exciting.
Oh.
So.
Yeah.
This is where the British start to lose me
because I, well, there's things about this
that I can get down with and I'm going to try it
because you know what?
Life is short.
This is like an English breakfast, right?
[ERIN] Yeah.
Okay.
[ERIN] Sometimes they'd serve it
with like Black pudding,
which is like congealed blood of a pig.
Well,
maybe I'll get that on the side, thanks.
Just because I have had this and I'm used to it
and I know what we're getting into.
Before I even try this,
I'm gonna give this point to the UK,
because this is good and I'm pleasantly surprised
and I've always wanted to try this,
but I would never do it on my own.
[ERIN] Okay.
You know?
Well.
They knew what they were doing when they made this s**t.
They really did.
[ERIN] For like a British audience,
Can you try and explain what Lucky Charms are?
Yes. Happily. I will.
So how I would explain it,
they're sweet little,
puffed
cereal things.
Which, what is cereal? I don't even know.
Cereal with little rainbow marshmallows.
[ERIN] Nice nutritious breakfast.
Nice, yeah, super... a lot of protein.
Oh my god, I was like,
there's not even nutrition facts on this
because like there's none.
Magnesium and phosphorus.
Those things don't sound good.
Basically like battery acid.
But it's delicious and we Americans love it.
I'm giving this to the UK though because I like that.
Oh, these are American? Oh yeah. Jelly Beans, hi.
This is gonna be like a big toss-up for the UK
because I hate Jelly Beans.
Like I'm not a Jelly Bean fan at all.
I'll try one.
I don't like these. I already know I don't like these.
I don't wanna say mid,
'cause I don't wanna be like showing my age,
but like mid.
Actually below mid.
Like these are bad.
I really don't like them.
So what I was gonna say is,
growing up there were like prank Jelly Bean packages
and it was like, some taste like vomit,
some taste like popcorn.
What are you gonna get?
That I think did something like hardwired my brain
into not liking them.
What is this consistency? It's like almost gum,
But it's not quite, get outta here.
Anyway, this tastes like Play-Doh.
And don't ask me how I know what Play-Doh tastes like,
because unfortunately I do.
These win.
[ERIN[ Yeah?
These are just better.
[ERIN] What do those ones say?
This one has a heart emoji, or just heart eyes.
Maybe it's not, no, these are emojis.
[ERIN] Oh, boring.
We live in a society.
[ERIN] Yeah.
Oh, this one says "Lucky lips" on it.
Ooh, okay.
[ERIN] The US won.
Oh, yay, okay.
Yeah. I'm like er.
Does anyone wanna meditate?