Sir, it's just $4.
Wrong, it's $4.17.
Now, give me my refund!
I can't violate store policy.
Then I'm gonna have to break everything in this store,
starting with your face.
That's also against store policy.
[screaming]
Get over here!
Captain Man, can't you do something?
I'm trying.
These animal carriers are surprisingly secure.
Well, where's Kid Danger?
Oh, well, you see, sometimes Kid Danger makes
irresponsible choices and is unprepared
for a situation like this.
[laughing]
Well, Captain Man, maybe instead of trash talking
Kid Danger, who I think is awesome.
By the way-- - Not today!
Whatever!
Maybe if we can make these cases fall on the floor,
the impact will open them up.
[grunting]
Great. Now we're on the floor.
[grunting]
Henry.
Jasper?
Oh, God.
Dude, what are you doing here?
I saw you on the news.
I was on the news? Did they mention my name?
- No. - Dang it!
Hey, I'm super psyched that you guys are having
a little reunion here, but can we please focus
on the psychopath who's taken over this pet store?
Right. [chuckles]
Hey, Captain Man. It's me, Jasper.
I'm aware.
Great. Now here's my plan.
[sighing]
- I'll go to the men's room. - Yeah?
You tell the bad guy you really got to pee,
- like, real bad. - Uh huh.
Then he'll probably let you go to the bathroom,
where I'll be waiting for you.
Hey, could I pitch an idea?
- Sure. - Let me out of this cage.
Right.
[grunting]
- Thank you, son. - Sure.
Can you let me out now?
No!
Hey, Dirk! Look, I'm out! I'm out of the thing.
What? Who let you out of that carrier?
You'd better get back in there right now.
Wow! That was so amazing.
Now, will you let me out of this animal box?
Okay, you're free.
Latches open. Congratulations. Climb out of there.
No way.
Look, a Mexican Red Rump.
I've wanted one of these spiders since I was little.
So buy one.
Dude, they're 150 bucks.
Hey, that's the kid who stopped
the motorcycle bandit the other day.
And he saved Captain Man who saved us.
- You're a hero. - Again.
Nah. Captain Man's the one who punched him.
No, no. Son, we all owe you a big wet thank you.
Don't we, boy, I don't know?
What?
No. Henry doesn't need to thank me.
This guy's my best friend.
He had done the same thing for me.
Well, Jasper, I bet you feel pretty good right now.
[chuckles] I do.
How about you?
How do you feel? Kind of gross, huh?
- Hey. - Oh, hey, Hen.
Listen. I owe you an apology.
What for?
For... well, I mean, you got all the attention
for stopping that motorcycle guy and... I don't know.
I guess it made me feel...
Jealous?
Yeah.
Wow. I-I mean...
[bell ringing]
don't feel bad 'cause maybe one day...
you'll do something that matters.
Yeah, thanks. Uh, anyway...
I got you a little present to congratulate you
for being a hero.
[gasping]
Is that spider's rump the color I think it is?
Yep. Your very own Mexican Red Rump.
[laughing] Whoa.
You have fun with him okay?
- You're a good friend. - You too.
Now, what should I name you?
Ooh, do you like the name Robert?
Or how about Rumpy, or I could also call you- Ow!
Ah. Ah. Why'd you bite me?
Now, I got to go see the school nurse.
Hmm.