They're vile, conniving and making havoc
all through Swellview. Get ready. It's time to find ot
where these top Danger Force villains rank.
Coming in at the bottom of the list is without questio,
Swellview's stupidest criminal,
the F tier, Jeff Bilski.
Easily winded and lacking any special skills whatsoever.
The only power this small time burglar seems to have
is that he's occasionally as lucky as he is dumb.
I may just be a guy, with great hair
and the ability to nap anywhere, but it seems
like your brother is tempting you into committing
a crime so that you don't inherit
the Bilski billions.
He wants the money for himself.
[gasping]
Jeffrey. Is this true?
Well, Mitchell, let me just say.
I'll get those billions, you'll see. You'll all see.
You ripped your pants
when you fell out the window, didn't you?
You can see that?
[everyone] We all see.
Next on the F tier, he might be ranked higher
if not for his early retiremen.
It's The Time Jerker, real name Tim Jerkowski.
This time traveler was once a dangerous foe.
Tim decided to quit the life of crime; however,
and open his very own honest electronic store.
That is, until Danger Force destroyed the building
and everything inside twice.
Hey, dude.
We're gonna dip.
I feel like you're gonna go back to being a bad guy again.
Yeah.
- I mean I don't blame ya. - I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
[overlapping chatter]
[Ray laughing]
Will this forcibly unretired villain work his way back up
the ranks? Only time will tell.
Next up in the E tier,
it's the Nacho Ball loving Take-Out.
Wielding only a katana sword and the occasional pepper spra,
this lazily disguised menace KO'ed Danger Force
on multiple occasions.
Though eventually he found out his paper bag offered little
to no protection against superpowers.
[groaning]
What's happening?
Hey. [screaming]
His name is Conga and he is my grown up friend.
What's your name, friend?
I just said it was Conga.
It's Take-Out.
No!
Well, I'm taking you out... to jail.
Sorry, Take-Out. It looks like today is nacho day.
At tier D, we've got one of the smartest, baddest
and baldest enemies of Danger Force.
Don't call on Dr. Maniac.
It's Minyak.
This vaguely British mad scientist has battled
Captain Man for years with his genius level intellect
and gadgets.
He's also tough enough to survive jumping
from an airplane without a parachute.
Although Dr. Minyak's evil plas start off successful,
he often overlooks something, and it backfires,
like when he tried to buy the Man Nest.
George, please tell these ruffians
to get out of my Man's Nest.
We got Vice Mayor Willard to write a law on a napkin,
saying it's Captain Man's again.
- Really? - That's right.
Curse you Swellview napkin law!
So, can I go to MomCon now?
Yes! Go!
Yeah!
Can I go now too?
Yes. Thank you so much.
Goodnight, ma'am.
Fine, you won. Just let me collect my dolls.
Why are you locking the doors?
We didn't want to leave.
I just can't leave.
Uh. [groaning]
Yar har me, hearties.
Sailing up to the C tier is the criminal chef, Big Beard.
Headquartered at his themed restaurant,
this actual pirate cooks delicious seafood
but once used a poisonous fish
to take away Danger Force's powers.
Fortunately, AWOL and Volt only needed a couple of swords
to chop that big beard down to size.
Okay, two against one.
Time for me to wave the white flag and surrender.
Clink.
Pirate psych.
[screaming]
I be seeing stars.
[groaning]
It's time this big beard got cut down to size.
What?! No!
[laughing]
Me beautiful beard.
That was 90% of me personality.
Finishing up our C tier, it's Blackout.
This bounty hunter has it all:
a flying drone, control of the power grid,
a double headed laser axe and, oh, yeah, he can eat soul.
It wasn't easy but after teaming up with Henr,
Danger Force saved Captain Man from certain doom yet again.
Let's ride on this fool.
[screaming]
Bose, move!
[screaming]
[laughing]
Yay.
[laughing]
Now on to tier B is a man who loves
his ponytail to a fault, Archduke Fernando of Rivalton.
This conniving political figure staged an attack on himself
to start a prank war between his city and Swellview.
Luckily, Danger Force outsmarted Fernando
threatening to destroy
Rivalton's greatest moneymaking resource.
You want to put out that fire and save your grease,
sign this treaty.
And end the prank war? Never.
Fine. Then the grease burns up and your city goes broke.
And I eat for free every time I'm there.
That's right.
What?!
Just sign it. I need that grease money
for college and a bladder enlargement.
Sign it or I will throw your ponytail into the fire.
Gideon!
Fine, I'll sign it.
That's my sister.
Okay, okay, put it out. Put it out. Put it out.
Ah, yeah, hang on.
I just gotta think of a good zinger.
Baking news, this war is over.
Nice.
[beeping]
Next on tier B is the youngest
and most polite villain on the list, Lil' Dynomite.
Equipped with a power suit designed by Schwoz,
this good kid turned bad can fly and shoot laser beams.
Experience trumps all, however, and a knocked down
Captain Man was still able to best his former sidekick.
Dang it!
Say goodbye, Captain Man.
[unintelligible] complete.
Yippee ki yay, Lil' Dynomite.
I'll be back depending on my schedule!
Squeaking in the last spot of the B tier,
with his trademark high pitched voice,
it's The Toddler.
This pint sized criminal was the very first villain
that Kid Danger ever fought.
Once called the freak in the diaper,
The Toddler claims he no longer wears one
and is fully potty trained.
Despite his preschool themed gadgets
and footie pajama wearing henchmen,
The Toddler can put up a real fight.
Even in his underwear.
It's working.
Yeah, except Schwoz is getting spanked
by The Toddler.
That's the real Toddler. Schwoz is the spanker.
Hey! Quit spanking me!
[music playing]
Our first, a A tier villain, is none other
than the monster truck loving horned brother of Santa.
It's K-K-K-K-Krampus!
This immortal demon can teleport,
magically summon objects and is nigh indestructible,
but his scariest ability is his Krampus touch.
A punishment no one should have to face,
Krampus can transform his victims
into Christmas hating dill wees like himself.
Ah!
You'll like it.
Did you just Kramp Cord and Courtney?
Yeah, and now he's Kramping more people.
Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Don't worry. I got this.
Hey, Krampus.
- Yeah! - Oh, yeah!
Get ready to ride the lightning.
[groaning]
Krampy likey. Hit me again.
No! He like it.
Let's go find Captain Man.
Nope. Don't teleport without my permission.
Next on the A tier, is the social media maniac,
Frankini. While this diva has occasionally helped
Danger Force as a singer/dancer extraordinaire,
he's more often scheming against them
as a brilliant trickster.
Among his feats, Frankini captured Captain Man
and Danger Force by hosting a fake award show.
He brought along a few less hygienic friends
as well for some enhanced interrogation techniques.
Now Sweaty Eddie, do your worst.
[laughing]
No! No! No! No! No!
[screaming]
[laughing]
[grunting]
I told ya not to come help me!
Our final A tear villain is an ex sidekick with a temper.
Trained under Captain Man,
Drex is not only a skilled fighter
but is also impressively stron,
indestructible and sports a clawed monster hand
that can do serious damage.
But Drex is his most dangerous when he's working with others,
whether it's brainwashed membes of Danger Force
or a sentient computer virus.
You gonna need better aim than that.
Uh, guys.
Ooh. No, that's pretty good aim.
At least I'm kinda warm now.
Mika, talk to us.
Hey, kid, are you okay?
I... am... virus.
[screaming]
And coming in at the top, we've got the genius hacker
behind virus and possibly Danger Force's
greatest villain, the S tier, Rick Twitler.
Though he lost his physical boy fighting Kid Danger,
this former tech billionaire now carries out his evil deeds
as a cyborg.
Twitler's upgraded strength and laser eye
definitely give him an edge in combat.
But he's made it a habit of underestimating Danger Force
Let him go, Twitler.
We said, "Let him go."
This is probably gonna hurt.
[screaming]
By the time their last fight was over,
he was again in over his head.
I'd like my body back, please.
[laughing]
This isn't funny.
[laughing] Then why are we laughing?
Right?
So there you have it, Swellview's top villains ranke.
They may be powerful foes,
but when Danger Force works together,
there's no one that can stop 'em.
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