(Quirky, happy music plays)
Hey, YouTube world. It's me, Evelyn.
I'm in a mood. I am.
We don't know who the President of the United States is at the time of this voice over.
And I don't know how much longer I can pretend to care about many things.
Period. Like, I'm done.
All that to say, we havin' yogurt for breakfast. I've been trying out various brands of non-dairy yogurt because
that's my idea of a good time now. I add these granola bites and some chia seeds for nutrients...?
Do I care?
The consistency of non-dairy yogurt is challenging, but I'm a man of science.
So, I must press forward. Sprinkle on a little bit of chia seeds. Not too many or else you can't poop.
Crumble up a couple of these granola bites. They're actually quite delicious.
That's the first meal of the day.
(Quirky, happy music plays)
This is my first time trying oat milk yogurt, and the verdict is, it's pretty good.
Dare I say, tasty.
I've tried my local grocery store's brand of almond milk yogurt. Disgusting. Would not recommend.
Made me actively want to throw up.
I've tried Silk's almond milk yogurt. It was creamy, it was dreamy.
Dare I say, scrum-diddly-umptious.
Chobani's almond milk yogurt was pretty good. It's jiggly, which is weird.
But, overall pretty tasty. Now, I'm adding Chobani's oat milk yogurt to the list. It's good.
I went to the bank to pay myself for the month, but also pay rent, so, that cancels out.
When I got home, I toasted some milk bread from the Korean bakery and smeared roasted garlic on it, oh, as a snack.
It's hella good.
I didn't get a drink from Sonic. Okay, I had this instead.
Checked my email, had a meeting, got some great news, then I read *the* news, that was a mistake.
Took a shower. Greased up, felt a little better, and it was lunch time.
I'm decently hype for these leftovers, to be honest. We got some couscous, chickpeas and zucchini, and some tomatoes and green onion
for that freshness.
I will be heating this up in the microwave.
(Bossa Nova music plays)
Crumbled some feta on there. Doused it in lemon juice 'cause I'm a citrus heaux.
And lunch is this Mediterranean-esque-ish bowl.
This is definitely one of my favorite flavor regions, you know what I mean? The flavor combo. I rarely get tired of it.
This right here. This: hella bomb.
Read a script. Got nervous, watched YouTube videos to procrastinate,
looked for the music you're hearing now and before I knew it, I was thanking
HelloFresh for sponsoring this video and providing dinner.
I don't know what's happening here. I seem to be having a moment.
So we're just gonna let that breathe.
Thank you.
I'ma make this creamy, dreamy, mushroom cavatappi 'cause there are just some problems that only pasta can soothe.
(Laughs) That's me sayin' I'ma tear it up.
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I don't hate mushrooms enough to not eat them. That's why I eat them a lot. If that makes sense.
I could pound them back.
Might as well get my B vitamins in.
HelloFresh is also flexible. I get the two serving box so everything's measured out because I hate wasting food.
You can add meals to your order, switch to vegetarian like I did for this box, change delivery days, or even skip a week.
Now, HelloFresh doesn't need gassing,
but I legit learned how to whip up an easy white sauce because of their different recipes over the years.
I can whip you up a quick Alfredo adjacent dish in my sleep.
Regardless I understand the foundation of the white sauce. Okay, the fundamentals, if you will.
This dish is decadent, okay, and we deserve.
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At this point, you can serve as is, if you're sharing and they don't like mushrooms, and just add them afterwards like I did.
Top with some parmesan and green onion, okay. Or scal-Leon. Scallions. I'ma enjoy this.
(Hip hop music plays)
Oh, I wanna fight somebody. That's how good it is. I wanna fight.
It's creamy, it's dreamy, it's absolutely giving me umami. Okay.
Afterwards I went to the store to pick up ingredients for some Kenyan food I planned on making for friends. Can't go to the store hangry, okay.
Watched tv, recorded an audition, freaked out a little bit, wasted more time on the internet, then realized it's time for a midnight snack.
Am I delirious? Yes.
These aren't the best cookies. I should've gotten some from the grocery store bakery, but am I gonna eat them #irregardless? Yes.
Heated them up in the microwave and poured myself some almond milk.
(Hip hop music plays)
Let me know in the comments if you like chewy cookies, or if you enjoy being on the wrong side of history.
All in all, I'm kind of just existing.
Waiting for 2020 to be over. But also knowing that a new year doesn't mean anything (laughs)
it doesn't wipe the slate of the world clean.
Anyway, hope this video kept you company at the very least.
Thanks so much for watching and I'll see you on the internet somewhere. Bye!