- America's in a rough spot,
our celebrities are potential criminals and creeps,
each culture war is dumber than the last,
we're getting brain damage on primetime TV,
we can't stop killing each other,
and the police aren't helping.
But hey, at least we have Creator Clash 2
and a potential Belle Delphine fight.
We've got all of that, and so much more, to jump through
on today's brand new "Philip DeFranco Show,"
specifically the Sunday Community Show,
where we talk about the biggest stories that mattered most
to y'all this week, though I will preface that with saying,
we filmed this on Friday morning,
and if there's other big news that is going to break,
which I imagine is going to start Friday night,
the top links in the description of this video
will link to the other video coverage
that I posted since then.
But, before I jump into it,
let's take a quick look back at the week
we all just lived through,
with a little help from our frustrated news correspondent,
Zaid Tabani.
You got it from here, Zaid.
♪ yeah ♪
♪ Tell me what, tell me what ♪
♪ Tell me what changed ♪
♪ All of this shit here been lookin' the same ♪
♪ War on the culture, they looking for rage ♪
♪ 4 active shooters, in only two days ♪
♪ They blockin' the footage, again ♪
♪ They jumpin Tire, he can barely explain ♪
♪ They trackin' yo' face, ♪
♪ If there's Drake on the stage, you can't look away ♪
♪ When they slapin' yo brain, you feelin' the quake like ♪
♪ Tell me what, tell me what ♪
♪ Tell me what changed ♪
♪ M&M Candies are being replaced ♪
♪ 'Cause Tucker can't fuck when he watches the tape ♪
♪ That shit is deranged ♪
♪ Y'all bitches are soft ♪
♪ Corporate need money, they layin' you off ♪
♪ But hiring more ♪
♪ While killing your score, you did that shit perfect. ♪
♪ They callin' it poor ♪
♪ like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Everything you wanted in the nominees ♪
♪ Other years I cringe ♪
♪ Like the Senate trying to lyric read ♪
♪ T-Swift singles, in the middle of a hearing ♪
♪ On the ticketing ♪
♪ You, your the problem, it's you ♪
♪ Trump is back in that zoo ♪
♪ Morty, what did you do? ♪
♪ Those receipts be like oof ♪
♪ Now, you out the cartoon ♪
♪ The show gon' resume, but just without you ♪
♪ The Last of Us 2, was back for more views ♪
♪ And, death for just news, was up in 22' ♪
♪ And Tucker's like ♪
♪ Where the fuck are those boots ♪
♪ Are you stickin' with the wizards ♪
♪ Or you not going? ♪
♪ Do you think it's your legacy, or you transphobic ♪
♪ Every decision in media feelin' mad loaded ♪
♪ Are you a climate Xbox, or a gas stover ♪
♪ Everything extra, no question ♪
♪ Twitter lost ads and revenue, who guessed it ♪
♪ Now they pitching partnerships to pay rent with ♪
♪ At least he got Tesla ♪
♪ Classified docs at Biden's and Pence's ♪
♪ eggs are expensive ♪
♪ GDP grew, and y'all are like ♪
♪ Recession ♪
♪ The Doomsday clock at about 90 seconds ♪
♪ Beat a man to death in Memphis. ♪
♪ Tell me what changed ♪
- He was defenseless.
What I saw on the video today was horrific.
He was a human pinata for those police officers.
♪ Blood be on that concrete ♪
♪ I can hear them marchees, before they even marching ♪
♪ I can hear the News spin, here we goin' again ♪
♪ Gangbangin' on party lines ♪
♪ Till they muddy up who gets killed next ♪
♪ Shots fired at the gas station ♪
♪ Shots fired at Half Moon ♪
♪ Shots fired at Monterey ♪
♪ Shots fired in the grade school ♪
♪ Thoughts, prayers, for your thoughts, prayers ♪
♪ You got more of that, than we got air ♪
♪ It's like, who the fuck in this bitch cares ♪
♪ And those kids hiding. and you not scared ♪
♪ Woo, killers for the brand ♪
♪ Kill their family for the sympathy ♪
♪ Catch red up on their hands ♪
♪ All this money fuck up everything ♪
♪ For what you tryna' have ♪
♪ From a hospital that help the poor ♪
♪ To put in the bag ♪
♪ But, you really mad at people reading stories ♪
♪ While in drag, ♪
♪ You be angrier than Shannon ♪
♪ At the Lakers vs. Morant ♪
♪ But if George does it, Fox is like ♪
♪ He's braver than I am ♪
♪ All these hypocrites deletin' shit ♪
♪ To catch 'em in a scam ♪
♪ Arizona, Arizona, where you going, where you going ♪
♪ I chime in with Brendon, close the goddamn door ♪
♪ Its no more Panic, kinda funny ♪
♪ Yo what's up, I been hungry ♪
♪ But for real, I'm not Keith lee fighting clout chasers ♪
♪ It ain't about the money ♪
♪ Lemme eat ♪
♪ All these mothafuckers claimin' freer speech ♪
♪ Before they tell you what minority's ♪
♪ Real history you could teach ♪
♪ Or they cover up like Modi ♪
♪ 'Bout the riots in the streets ♪
♪ That went and killed 1000 Muslims ♪
♪ and some Hindu's in the breach ♪
♪ I can see you fuckin' grifters ♪
♪ For what you are in the first place ♪
♪ When everyone else see you, ♪
♪ You breakin' down and your nerves shake ♪
♪ I'm wanting to smoke until they burn this down ♪
♪ And you knocked out ♪
♪ like Ethan versus Phil in the first round ♪
- Oof.
♪ Ooh. Too soon? ♪
- Now, it's become a favorite way to consume the news.
With that said, let's jump into Monday.
So, on Monday we talked about Dana White's power slap
controversy, how our infrastructure is screwed,
the Lunar New Year's shooting in Monterey Park,
and the police killing in Atlanta.
But, really the conversation in the comments
was dominated by two stories.
Starting off with Power Slapping, you know,
the sport where people stand up and give each other
CTE.
With Cody pointing out that the first neurologist we quoted
was Chris Nowinsky, a former pro-wrestler and PhD,
who analyzed Chris Benoit's brain after his death.
And so, noting his words carry some weight,
which was a thing that we knew.
I forgot to include that detail, but it is important,
you know, hopefully you know that I don't source quacks,
but it is important to include.
But, I mean, really, a big part of that story
was the criticism around Charlie MoistCr1TikaL.
Because, you had a number of people pointing towards him
'cause he had shown support for similar slapping sports
in the past, which was an increased topic of conversation
because he posted a video explaining
that the version of the sport he likes,
has stricter rules that protect people.
But, even still, there was a lot of debate
about how safe it is, with the big point of contention being
around the rules, right?
In other slapping sports, you aren't allowed to use
the base of your hand, near the carpal bones,
only with the open palm and fingers,
or that you aren't allowed to step or use your back
to generate power,
all of which are supposed to help with safety.
But, also, with that, there were a number of you
that weren't buying that it was that much of a difference,
in the long run, with Foox saying,
"you're still standing there taking a hit
without defending. Charlie just doesn't want to admit
that he's part of the problem,"
with a number of people arguing that if you actually look
through the clips that have been shared,
that it seems like people do get hit
with the base of the hand pretty often, in any version.
And, a number of people were getting into arguments
and fights in those comments.
Some saying that's not what he was talking about,
others saying
"no, here's literally what he was talking about,"
linking and time-coding the clip that he commented on.
And, there were a few notable things that the team found
while they were looking into this, right?
Apparently, the rules for Power Slap, in other versions,
were all essentially the exact same ones
that the Nevada Gaming Control Board requires.
And, that there, that was a clubbing penalty,
but they aren't uncommon, and the slapping continues
with more clubbing and stepping penalties along the way.
There was also a more recent one, from about two weeks ago.
Right, and with that I saw someone say, you know,
"it's not like CTE stops because it wasn't an illegal slap,"
but, arguably, the biggest difference,
is that based on the clips of Power Slapping
that are going around,
Power Slapping just doesn't seem to enforce the rules.
'Cause, essentially, every single one,
is a clubbing violation,
where they're hit with the base of the hand.
But, also with this, almost all of us are, kind of,
just outsiders looking in.
So, to try to get to the bottom of this whole thing,
we actually slid into Nowinsky's Dms,
and the team just asked him, you know,
"is there a big difference between the two?"
And, this is what he had to say, writing,
"the more mass that connects, the worse the slap injury.
But if they slap 10x in fingers only vs 2x
with a full palm, it can even out."
So, seemingly, there is a difference. Both are bad.
The Power Slapping seems to be more about,
and maybe even to a degree, promoting, the worst version.
But, either way, rules, no rules,
it's not gonna be good for you.
But, then, of course, the other story
that had a lot of people paying attention,
was the tragic shooting in Monterey Park, California,
where people were out to celebrate Lunar New Year
in a predominantly Asian community,
where a gunman entered a ballroom,
and started shooting,
with him then going to a second one, in nearby Alhambra
attempting to do the same,
leaving, you know, a lot of people just wondering
why was this done?
And, while, of course, there are some educated guesses here,
as of recording, police still haven't officially
stated a motive.
But, what we did see in the comments,
was so much praise for Brandon Sai,
the man at the ballroom who disarmed the shooter.
We also had Kanokey giving us a realization
of what it's like seeing that kind of headline, writing,
"I just returned to the US after a trip to Japan,
so I can do Lunar New Year's with my family,
and the shooting is the first thing I read,
after getting off the plane. Truly a USA moment."
It's in a similar vein,
there were a lot of comments about people being disconnected
from stories about mass shootings,
until it was in their backyard.
Also, on a lighter note with this story,
Brianna and others were impressed that I managed to hit
the line "Chester Chong,
chairman of the Chinese Chamber of Commerce."
Many wondering how many times it took,
and the surprising answer to that, is one,
which is not a flex.
That is genuinely surprising, because me saying,
"sup, you beautiful bastards,"
like, I have to do that four time.
But, I'm glad that there is, at least, like,
a lighter distraction for an otherwise,
just completely negative day.
And then, Tuesday we delved into the craziness
that was the M&M's culture war,
my desire to punch Ethan Klein or Belle Delphine
in the mouth for a good cause, this Ticketmaster shit show,
why our country may start using eggs for currency.
And there, starting with the Creator Clash story,
some of you got jokes.
Bruno called me out with, "Phil mentioning Bell Delphine,
and not putting her in the thumbnail as a miracle."
To which I will say, I'm trying to be better
about what we do with our thumbnails.
No more of this, like, someone had a two second quote,
and then I use their face, as much as the YouTube algorithm
rewards that sort of behavior.
But then, regarding the M&M outrage,
which, of course, is just one of these several conservative
culture wars right now, with many of you just, kind of,
mocking them.
Like, when Tim said, "Tucker Carlson calling a peanut M&M
a plus-sized, obese M&M, is objectively
the most hilarious thing I've heard in a while."
And, Crybaby stayed on brand, and said,
"the M&M story actually made me cry.
Like, at first I was laughing
about how we can't really be in a world this stupid,
and then I was overcome by a deep sadness dude.
Like, there's so much important stuff,
and people who care about candy packages
are the folks we have to somehow work with?"
Although, I will say, with this story,
there are a lot of people subscribing to the theory
that this is a marketing ploy for the Super Bowl.
Well, whatever.
That's kind of a nothing story as far as actual news, right?
You had the congressional hearing on Ticketmaster,
and there, I was sad to find out
so many of you enjoyed the members of Congress
using Taylor Swift quotes.
Personally, I stand by feeling assaulted
by that level of cringe.
But, you know, we had beautiful bastards, like Amanda,
using this opportunity to wonder why has it taken so long
for Ticketmaster to get looked at like this, writing,
"I'm honestly shocked that it took this long.
I've always remembered having trouble during ticket sales
for bands much smaller than Taylor Swift, the site crashing,
and bots beating actual fans to the tickets.
They've been getting away with us for over a decade.
And, the Live Nation merger sealed the deal.
Now, with dynamic pricing,
they can get away with price gouging twofold.
I'm really hoping for big changes in the ticketing industry.
And, I think STK made a really good point
about something Ticketmaster said, writing,
"My favorite was the Ticketmaster CFO saying
they don't set the ticket prices, venues do.
My dude, you are the venue, as well.
Which, actually looking into that, is true often enough
to be an issue.
Where they outright own multiple large venues,
or have exclusive deals with them.
And, then doing a quick search,
we were able to find some 2021 SEC filings
from Live Nation, that show that they have, quote,
"exclusive booking rights for or has an equity interest
in 320 venues, including House of Blues music venues,
and prestigious locations, such as The Fillmore,
in San Francisco, Brooklyn Bowl, The Hollywood Palladium,
the Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam, 3 Arena in Ireland,
Royal Arena in Copenhagen, and Spark Arena in New Zealand."
Which yeah, also probably a great reason
for Congress to look into whether they're a monopoly.
'Cause, you know, owning everything up and down
in industry's pipeline, and stifling competition
are telltale signs.
But, then lastly, for Tuesday,
I wanna talk about the egg crisis.
With Luke writing, "Back in my day there were so many eggs
and toilet paper we would throw them at the houses
of our enemies.
Just saw someone tweet this and was so relatable to this
video.
This actually tied perfectly, with Malik's experiences,
quote, "The most insane thing happened to me
over the weekend where my car got egged.
I didn't know this was a thing that actually happened,
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And then, let's talk about Wednesday,
because we looked at Justin Roiland's felony charge,
as we talked about how Xbox has "gone woke",
that teacher who was shot by a six-year-old,
and we talked about the situation around Tyre Nichol's
death.
Right off the bat, Steve was definitely not alone
in the sentiment that this is one of those episodes
where I had to take deep breaths between stories,
saying the world is something else, right?
We talked about Tyre Nichols' brutal killing.
I really wanted to make sure that we talked about it
before the video is released, because I genuinely believe
this is gonna become one of the biggest stories
in the country.
And, to repeat what I said at the beginning,
yes, these videos are uploaded on Sunday,
but we shoot them out on Friday.
So, if the video is released Friday night,
like I expect, and the reaction is what I expect,
over the weekend, obviously there's gonna be more
to talk about, both on the Monday Philip DeFranco Show,
and possibly even videos that I've posted previous to this
over the weekend, which I'll link to down below.
No matter what, we will be talking about it tomorrow.
You know, regarding this story, we saw shocked comments,
like, "the fact that cops can kill someone
and just get fired blows my mind.
Murder's not something to get fired for,
It's a criminal offense that needs to put them in jail."
Well, Koss on Koss gave us some local insight, saying,
"Phil, I'm in Memphis and that killing was a tragedy.
But I also know the 5 officers fired,
are moving to another precinct.
The violence isn't going to stop,
it's just going to change to a different location.
The punishment isn't as severe as it would be
for a common person because they are police.
It is sickening."
They need to step up.
Firing and paying out money doesn't cut it.
There needs to be more."
Which on that note, and we talked about this on Thursday,
the five officers involved in this,
we know have now been charged with second degree murder
among other crimes.
And, as of recording this, they're sitting in county jail.
Also, it it's believed that given the high profile nature
of this case, it's gonna be unlikely
that they're gonna be able to move precincts.
But, ultimately we are gonna have to wait and see.
From there, of course, there was the Justin Roiland
situation, where he's facing charges right now,
due to allegedly beating a partner,
and keeping them from leaving.
There's also the other situation of a bunch of leak Dms
with young fans.
And, this was something that a lot of people spoke on,
because, you know, Roiland's work is insanely popular,
and a lot of people have been fans.
With Madelyn and others talking about how
"Rick and Morty is my all-time favorite show,
it's gotten me through some of the hardest times in my life.
I'm heartbroken about the news with Roiland,
and Hope there is justice."
Also, had Mel touching on something that went, kind of,
well, given the situation, saying,
"honestly, this Roiland thing was handled really well.
He's gone, but all the rest of the cast and crew
aren't losing their jobs just because of his actions."
But also, regarding losing jobs, there were people out there
wondering, you know, is his firing premature,
with comments like, "I was reserving judgment on Roiland
because of how little I know about the facts of the case.
It sounds like he's a garbage person,
but it still seems premature to cut ties
before the man is found guilty.
They either know for a fact that he's an abusive and/or
grooming piece of shit, allegedly,
or are trying to get ahead of the PR mess,
but they'd better hope he's found guilty
or this is gonna come back to bite them."
You also have people like Ritz arguing,
"the Justin Roiland situation is extremely annoying,
and showcases just how bad cancel culture is.
People are guilty until proven innocent
where they get to go free to a destroyed career
where everyone still has them blacklisted
because no one cares about the actual verdict."
And, going on to say, "anyone can make accusations,
it shouldn't be so easy to weaponize."
Which I imagine those opinions are gonna spark a debate.
Also, really quick regarding the teacher update, right?
She is suing the school over the six year old who shot her,
because apparently everyone knew he had a gun.
With Leonard, I think, really spot on, saying,
"criminal negligence doesn't quite cover the six year old
shooter story.
This is closing your eyes and ears screaming
'LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!'
while genuine evidence is being shown to you
and not making any action to protect the teachers
under your care."
Also, before this becomes just a super depressing recap,
we did get to have some fun.
We got to make fun of people who are still fighting
stupid, stupid culture wars, right?
There was the Microsoft "going woke" situation,
just because they provided an option for gamers
to have their systems update
when it's best for the power grid.
And, I think Tim kind of hit the hypocrisy on the head
for many boomers against the kind of woke initiative,
writing, "my now 60 year old Dad used to hate when
any appliance was put on standby
due to unnecessary power draw.
Like, turn the lights off when you leave a room.
I never thought an update to a console
that allowed him to live his 0 power usage dream
would be considered 'woke'."
And then, let's talk about Thursday, right?
We got the first public comments from Andrew Tate,
Donald Trump's potential Facebook comeback,
how nonprofit hospitals just absolutely screw people,
Alec Murdock's absolutely crazy crimes,
and allegations, and charges,
and another conversation with body image experts.
First off here, Phobozzzzzz is really just sounded off
on the Andrew Tate situation,
pointing out that there is a hypocrisy,
or, at the very least, an irony to the situation
with Tate saying "there's no justice in Romania"
after he has specifically, in the past,
said he moved there, specifically, for that reason.
But, as far as, like, what mattered in the news
that we talked about, Tate was very, very low on that,
because, unfortunately, the story we talked about
with the nonprofit Providence Hospital,
that doesn't seem to be an isolated thing.
Like, people sharing so many stories,
people like botanbutton, talking about how a client of hers
was scrambling for $50,000 to help her son's heart condition
and saying, "I did some research for her.
And low and behold, that hospital is a non-profit.
Her son easily qualifies to get the procedure for free
but they made sure she didn't know that.
They scared her into looking for payment
for her son's lifesaving procedure,
And I'm so livid about it."
And, the story's about getting bamboozled with a bill,
they weren't isolated.
With Mike not being very subtle about his disdain
for the higher ups in the medical field, writing,
"from the bottom of my heart, thank you for shining a light
on how corrupt and horrible the healthcare industry is.
The hospital executives are filthy and do their best
to scrape every penny out of their staff, nurses, PAs, MAs,
and other support staff."
And, "everyone is underpaid
except the ones that don't do a single thing
at the hospital."
Which is also why I've seen a number of experts say,
if you are at the hospital and, like, the doctor just left
and all of a sudden someone's in there,
and they're trying to get you to pay,
you just say something, like,
"I have to look at the specifics at home first,"
and then just script-wise,
they're gonna say one to seven more things
to try to get you to go on some sort of payment plan
in the moment.
But, I saw people recommending get outta the situation,
research it, if you can, talk to another expert
that can speak better on it.
These are many of these situations that have been described
at nonprofits.
The people aren't supposed to actually pay for this.
But, easily, the thing that resonated with most people
in the comments section were the body image experts.
And, I will say, the conversation that happened around this,
it made me feel, not only, like, happy
that it was beneficial for people,
but it made me, like, extra thankful that I have this show,
right?
And, easily the thing that resonated most with people
was how it kind of reshaped the conversation
about their body, specifically with body neutrality, right?
And among the numerous stories that people shared,
we had stories about people with cancer,
learning to be content with their body,
or where it is as they recover.
We also had a lot of people with EDs,
talking about how shifting the conversation
away from body positivity was actually better for them
in their recovery.
With Cory really opening up, and I just wanna say,
"Cory, thank you for sharing this.
It's very vulnerable and I appreciate you, writing,
"Body positivity has always been wildly out of my grasp.
I hear about body positivity, and it doesn't even compute
because of how much I hate my own body. And, as a dude,
I've always felt like I'm not supposed to talk about
my body insecurities.
At least body neutrality feels reachable.
I know I'm never going to love my body,
but getting to a place where I don't hate what I'm seeing
in the mirror at least feels obtainable."
And there, Cory, I wanna say, once again,
thank you for sharing.
I hope you feel comfortable at least saying it to me.
Even though we're doing so,
we're doing everything in public, we're crazy.
This isn't something that when I was a kid
was considered normal.
The fuck preconceived notions are normal.
And, I would recommend looking further into body neutrality,
because, one of the things that people, kind of,
really love, was the idea of
"if I'm gonna focus on something,
I should focus on function."
And, for me, that was kind of a game changer,
just, even in this past week of pivoting
of where my mindset is.
'Cause, for me, even though I'm very aloof (laughs)
about a lot of things in my life,
I'm also very detail-oriented, when it comes to numbers.
And, if the conversation I'm having with myself
is about my body, and I'm gonna use numbers,
I try to stay away from something at this point,
like, weight
And, instead thinking of,
"okay, if I'm just thinking of my body as a vehicle,
I know that based off of my actions and how I'm treating it,
I'm starting.
And, you know, if I wanna do an incline,
walk on a treadmill, first time I did, you know,
12-3-30, 12 incline, 3 speed, 30 minutes.
I didn't get anywhere near 30 minutes.
I was able to do 10 minutes, and then my lower back hurt,
then I'd rest, I'd come back to it.
And, I slowly worked up, 12 minutes, 15 minutes,
20 minutes without stopping.
And, now, you know, I'll do 12-3.3-60.
And, you can do that with even more basic things,
of just walking around your neighborhood for how long,
or jogging, or running, or then weightlifting.
This is hyper specific to me, 'cause I have, like,
this whole kidney thing, but like, I get my blood work,
and I compare the numbers.
It's almost like a game to me.
And, the good thing is because my numbers have gotten better
as, like, my cholesterol and my creatin,
and all that bullshit.
Also, it effects my energy levels in the day.
Yeah, all I wanna say is whether you're a man,
or a woman, or whoever, everyone has these feelings
about themselves.
So, please don't feel alone in that struggle.
But, also, don't feel alone in the potential,
and the excitement that you can have in a changing journey.
But, I'll get off my soapbox, and jump back into the story,
because we had people like Bronwyn,
having a very healthy approach to the subject as well,
writing, one thing that has helped me massively
is reminding myself that my body will always change."
Saying, "it's great to get to a place
where you love how you look, but you need to keep adapting
to feel good or neutral about the constant evolution
of your body.
You're gonna look different, age,
go through hormonal changes, gaining weight, losing weight,
et cetera."
And, really, there was no shortage of comments
and conversation happening around this.
If you haven't gone to that video,
or if you wanna dive deeper on it.
So many of those conversations were so interesting
and helpful.
That's actually where I'm gonna end Thursday
end today's show.
We ended on a positive note through all that negativity.
Amazing.
Unfortunately, I cannot say that the Monday show
will be a positive one.
There's very likely gonna be a lot of stuff
that we're gonna have to go through.
But, whether you've been with me for a week,
or the past 15 plus years, you know,
we're gonna get through it together.
So, how I'll leave you is how I always do.
My name's Philip DeFranco, you've just been filled in.
I love yo' faces and I'll see you tomorrow.