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Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to show your big belly to the sexy ladies.
In the laning phase, you must take advantage of that huge tummy of yours to body slam your enemies all day long.
Right after that, drink your 7UP to replenish your mana and continue your sexual harassment to piss off your opponent.
If you suck at farming, drinking your 7UP will give you a huge damage boost, so you will never miss a single minion kill ever again.
And that is why you will never lose a CS war against your jungler that tries to tax your minions.
When you're ready to go on a killing spree, you must always drink your 7UP before doing anything.
Then, use your Cokeplosion to bring an enemy closer to you, headbutt him a few times and Body Slam him for a beautiful kill.
Is the enemy too far away from you? Simply use a Body Slam-Cokeplosion combo and that running fuckabish won't be able to escape your gank, no problem!
If you want to surprise your opponent, do a quick Flash-Body Slam combo to gain some stylish points and finish him off with an Ignite before going back to farming.
Low health enemy in sight? Drink your 7UP to gain some bonus damage and Flash-Body Slam her for the win.
If you decide to take Smite even though you're laning, hide your fat ass here if you know that the enemy jungler is going to come and mess him up with your ButtFucking Friend
And come back here to steal his red buff as a bonus for your patience.
Doing that once isn't enough, so you need to do it over and over again to not let him get anything
and that is how you can easily make someone rage quit without effort.
Also, since you have that magnificent summoner's spell with you, you must use it every 70 seconds to counter jungle 24/7.
Thanks to your Bowling skill, you can prevent an enemy from stopping your teammate from going back home in peace even if that skill only deals peanut damage.
With your Drink 7UP skill, you can reduce the damage you take from any source, you can boost your damage to take down any tower or to kill any minion with a single belly strike
and to witness a nice fight between two monsters in love.
With your Body Slam skill, you can easily secure every kill for yourself without letting the enemies trade hits with you and if you combine it with Flash,
you can perform a nice show that will greatly impress your peers.
That skill is also useful to escape from any dirty situation and to dodge every skillshot easily.
Thanks to your Cokeplosion skill, not a single enemy will be able to run away from you and you will always be able to run away from them.
You can also use it to bring a fuckabish closer to your tower and to tell someone to get the fuck out when you're busy taking down his base.
Doing a quick Body Slam-Cokeplosion combo will allow you to pickpocket every minion in your way and to buttfuck that Robot Pikachu harder than ever.
When you get your Ravenous Hydra, you won't need to waste your Cokeplosion to farm because you will clear waves faster than a split pusher.
With Blade of the Ruined King, you can easily bait a greedy enemy into attacking you without moving and dying.
When you ninja gank, you should take a shortcut whenever it's possible to surprise the enemy, use your Blade of the Ruined King to slow her
and throw a Cokeplosion before she pushes you away to show her that she was doomed from the beginning.
If a Thresh is on your team, you should perform a Lantern Grab-Body slam combo to make anyone piss in his pants like a baby.
After that, Auto-attack that blind fuckabish while keeping your Body Slam for the final blow to secure the kill.
To finish everything in beauty, do the same thing to Ashe to have a Triple Kill before giving your double buffs to the turret.
Sometimes, even if you're low on health, you can hide in the enemy's jungle to kill an opponent if you know exactly how much damage he can deal to you.
If your teammate failed to ninja gank, use Ghost to catch-up to him, use your Cokeplosion to make everyone buttfuck the wall
and place your fat ass in the middle of the fray to buy enough time for your team to run away.
That's it for today, people!
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