yo what's up guys today we are reacting to kabir singh in um america's got talent 2021 so this
title of this video is kabir singh delivers hilarious stand-up comedy
and hey i don't know if anything here is offensive but forgive me in advance um i'm looking for
a lot of different things to react to like not only movies but um comedy because i feel like
laughing today so um i hope this is funny i hope this is not offensive guys don't forget to like
and subscribe and join us on discord the link is in the description and let's go my name is
kabir singh i'm from fremont california and i'm a stand-up comedian when i was a kid i realized that
the easiest way to make friends was just being really funny my parents were uh believe it or not
very supportive of me everything that i've done in my whole life is because of my mom and my dad
when i was about year two in this animal comedy my dad passed away oh he was our anchor and
then it was basically just my mom and i and ever since then for the last 10 years i've been pretty
much financially supporting my mom through comedy the last year was uh quite a struggle
so there was a lot of pressure wasn't guppy to sing like a football player
like what are we gonna do for money i mean nothing's coming in hey mama g how's it going
coming on america's got talent it really does feel like there's a light at the end of the tunnel
thank you mom i just cannot wait to get on stage uh and show the world what i love to do
this one's for dad and all of us and for the future so uh i'm gonna take care of business today
i want to win this so bad i want to be the first stand-up comedian to win this
and i'd be the happiest guy in the world two minutes can change your life this is what simon
says all the time i'm ready to go baby all right terry crews one of my favorite actors
sitcom actress but he's good in movies as well he's very good in comedy what are you gonna do
tonight i'm actually a stand-up comedian why did you come to agt i wanted to come over here and go
up against the best have you had bad gigs there was one gig i remember i was hired for an indian
wedding and they forgot they hired a comedian so i come on the dj still played music i had kids going
ring around the posey around me and i basically bond for an hour and that was a nightmare there's
a million dollars if you win this competition all right so we wish you good luck show us what you've
got let's do it guys how's it going you guys doing good let's go can you imagine you hire a comedian
only to forget that he's a comedian and when he stands up you think oh you know here is
the the host and then he starts telling a lot of jokes and you're like wait a second
what is this host doing he's ruined my wedding oh you know okay let's let's see what he's got
i'm glad to be back on stage man i've been quarantined for eight months it was awful i've
been doing nothing but watching uh documentaries on serial killers have you seen these guys
my god white people have won that battle my roommate's actually white and he's like
this is racist not all white people are serial killers
it looks like all serial killers are white here buddy we're on season 14. come on
you know what i'll say it's a clean sweep let's go
okay i feel bad because white people are actually the only people in the world that can be serial
killers there's no other ethnicity in the world that can get away with eight unsolved murders in a
row oh wow like you don't think black people want to be serial killers of course they do they cannot
could you imagine a black sewer killer he would get pulled over on the way to getting supplies
yet come on indians asians hispanics we can't be serial killers our family's way too nosy
my mom's i mean you guys are curious old indian ladies she's a snitch
wait what did he say these serial killers our family's way too nosy
my mom's an old indian lady she's a snitch my mother will just show up it is a rope what
happened to the duct tape it is the bleach i'm calling the cops i'm like come on mom you raised
me don't do this i'm your son come on oh wow the quarantine suck for all comedians well when broke
when you're broke it's tough to pay bills even if you have money there are too many passwords
i know how are we supposed to remember this i got the verizon bill last week i gotta crack
the da vinci code to pay this it took too long i had the bill in front of me i called them up i'm
like what's the verizon it's me kabir singh let's do this come on they're like what's your account
number i'm like four seven eight nine four three two where do you live two thousand wanted avenue
what's your date of birth 12 30 84. then he's like what's your bill pay password i was like you
i was like i don't know what that is and i think you know that i don't know what
that is let me just pay this he's like i cannot i need your bill pay password i need
to make sure it's you i'm like who's out there paying other people's bills that would be nice
can you imagine if somebody um they hack your account just to pay your bills oh that would be
awesome you just wake up and all your debts are gone and your bills are paid and you're
like hey who is this generous thief that would be awesome it was an absolute honor for you guys
oh my god how much fun was that thank you what a dream come true thank you
oh that was so short i was so short man it was funny though it was funny i mean
i i i didn't think it was offensive um i hope you guys didn't think it was offensive
but it was funny it was you know um it was short and sweet and yeah if you guys
want me to react to anything else like any other um comedy something that you think i i
could understand you know because we have this culture barrier and this language barrier but
i feel like i'm pretty decent at understanding um cultural differences i'm not saying i'm gonna
understand all of it but hey i watched um a lot of indian movies and i watched uh uh
dindora and a few things that i i got the joke so if you guys want me to react to something
that you may you think i may understand that hey let's have some fun together let's have a laugh
and i'll see you in the next video don't forget to like subscribe join us on discord the link is
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if not take care guys see you in the next one have a laugh today bye-bye