[groaning]
Captain Man...
Huh. I did not think this was gonna happen.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Okay, so you can manhandle a kid,
but just try to throw me through a window.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Where did you get those?!
[screaming]
Ow!
Sorry!
I'm gonna wish this guy a merry Christmas
and a zappy New Year.
Got 'em.
Way to slay, Volt.
Ho ho! Ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! Too hot! Too hot!
Oh, oh, oh. Too hot!
[groaning]
Is that, uh...
[groaning]
It's Santa.
Oh, boy.
It's Santa Claus.
Yeah.
We shot Santa Claus!
Oh. [chuckles]
You shot Santa Claus.
Don't think it's the Cactus Con.
[cheering]
We're going to Cactus Con, baby.
[cheering]
Whoo.
What?!
Holy crust, d-did you just do a back flip?
Yeah.
No one else impressed by Henry just doing a back flip?
It's just a back flip.
He only did one.
Yeah, everybody can do a back flip.
I don't believe you.
Is this real life?!
Wait, wait. No, no, no, no. What?
Are you seeing this?
Now, you, boy, move this forklift out of here!
These things are dangerous.
You got it, Captain Man. Oh.
You know what I mean?
[groaning]
[gasping]
[groaning]
Um...
Captain Man... are you?
[cheering]
[groaning]
This is the best fight I've ever had in my entire life.
I'm gonna destroy you.
You're gonna have to catch me first, Kyle.
When'd you get a grappling hook?
I took it off Kyle.
He knows exactly what I like.
Ah. This... is Kevin. Kev- Ow!
You don't do that til I say it's okay!
What's the matter with guy? Ow! Stop it! Stop it! Twice-
Drop it. Drop it. Drop it. That's enough.
Hurry.
[groaning]
[shrieking]
Jasper, what are you doing up there?
[mumbling]
What?
[mumbling]
It's time.
I know what time it is.
I want to talk to you.
So did he.
Um-hmm. Um-hmm. Um-hmm.
Can you count from one to bam?
I'll try. One.
Bam!
Hey, hey, hey.
Watch out!
Drop it.
Charlotte, glad you're here.
I don't know if you're a guacamole fan,
but I made this pretty awesome bowl of my own re-
[glass shattering]
Hey, you don't want to try my guacamole, all-
Ah! [screaming]
[groaning]
I'm okay.
Uh, guys, little help here.
Whoa, whoa. Charlotte, what's wrong with you?
- How come you're- - Wow!
And one and two and prep and kick. Nice.
And now!
- You all right? - No.
He's all right.
Tie.
Ready!
Schwoz! Action.
Oh, wait, wait. I don't want to play this game anymore.
Ha!
[unintelligible]
Faith, hurry!
We got to get away Doug away from Minyak.
Hey, hey, there's Captain Man. I got it.
Excuse me.
Dad, jump!
Hurry, Dad, jump!
No!
Jump!
Hurry, Dad, jump!
Hello, Double G.
Glad I could... catch your show.
[laughing] Captain Man!
Get up. Get him.
Don't come near me.
I'm coming near you.
Leave me alone.
Nope. Here I come.
I am an artist.
You're a criminal.
[in slow motion] No!
No. Those are for display only.
Kid Danger, catch this golf club!
Ow!
You're not helping me.
Captain Man, where are you?
Follow the sound of my voice!
Marco!
Polo!
- Stop it! - Marco!
Polo!
Stop it!
Marco!
Polo!
Would you superheros, please, just leave?!
Marco!
No!
[unintelligible]
Where is he?
- Did I get him? - Yeah, you got him.