on a scale of one to 10, how would you rate me?
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Hello, guys! My name is Jerry
and a year ago, we asked random girls to rate me, so
this year let's do it again let's see if it changes
Well I don't know you...
so you're a...
ten
What about the whole package? -The whole package?
Uh, maybe a three.
Not rated!
So I'm unrated, ooh!
Seven out of 10
Eleven
I'll give you a one.
Eleven
Oh, man! Now I'm under a lot of pressure.
(Discussing in German)
There's no discussing, come on!
Seven
Seven?
7 for professionality. 7, okay.
10 for personality. -Oh, thank you!
Nine -Nine! Wow!
Eight....one
I think you have a great personality, I'd rank your personality a nine.
how do I go up if I'm a ten already?
Yeah
Um...a nine.
You! -Yeah!
Nine
Nine? Thank you!
I'll give you a....
And what about you?
five
Seven
Well, I just met you, see, so we have to get to know each other.
Alright, we'll start at a five.
I give you an eight
Solid 10. -Solid ten. Wow! Thank you. You too.
You agree with her? -Sure
Five
I think seven
Seven? -Yeah
I'll give you a five
I'm gonna give you a seven and a half
what do you normally give people if they ask that question?
If they ask me that question without knowing them?
Yeah
What's your favorite cat breed to chase?
I like bigger men
Maybe you should buy nice...
new glasses
It depends on how I'm rating it
Am I rating it on looks, am I rating it on personality?
You're not bad
maybe you're not like...some super hot dude.
I don't really understand this whole process, so...
You have to be so brave to...
Pick up a guy from the street, a stranger
Like your confidence; I like
how friendly you are
I like the color of your shirt
Shirt comment!
So you like my courage, you like my balls
Yeah, yeah.
It's the glasses
It's the...ooh! You like the glasses. So you like smart, bookish people.
Yes.
And what about you?
The glasses and that mint, green shirt.
Everyone's been giving comments on this shirt!
Because I'm kind of confused why you're doing this.
Except, maybe to fish for some compliments
Bigger up here, bigger down here, bigger all around?
I think I like bigger shoulders?
I think you're brave because you're walking over and telling us to do this crazy thing.
So if I started lifting, I'd get to a four?
Yeah, maybe!
You seem friendly -Okay. -And not a ten because everyone has room to grow.
We're all teachers here, so we're all positive. -Oh, that's awesome
How would you rate your own teaching? -My own teaching
I'd give myself...
I give myself a nine-er
Everything gets a 7 out of 10 in our world
I get a 7/10 in his eyes; I get a 7/10 in hers
if I broke my legs and then made them longer
I get to a five?
Yeah
And you have a ladybug on you too.
Ok
And a new haircut -Yeah, that's true. I have the Wolverine hair right now
I haven't cut my hair
New haircut and new glasses
New haircut...
Then an eight, yeah. -You're an eight.
Why am I a one? -Because I'm facing the sun.
I'm making you face the sun, and it's painful
How about looks?
Um...I'll give you a
seven
Seven, ooh!!
Is that good?
How do you rate yourself?
It's not about me, it's your opinion
Okay...I'll give you a seven
A ten
I have self confidence -Nice
What do I do to get a nine?
Nine?
Let me check. -Okay. Alright.
In general, how do you rate her?
No, ten, ten.
How do you rate him?
Uh, 8.
Ha. Other shorts
I know...these shorts, man.
I know, everyone's been talking about these shorts.
And shoes
What do you think your friends would rate you?
My friends? -Yeah
Unless you don't have friends, but I think you have a lot of friends.
Um...what would they rate me?
I don't know
What kind of student do you think I was? Was I a one or was I a ten?
You were probably a ten!
I don't know. Five to seven range?
How many Asian people do you know?
yeah I know an Asian people
You know an Asian, so I'm your second Asian person?
I know one guy. -Yeah you.
You just know me.
It's not you, I know another guy.
Thank you guys for watching, this is year two.
let's do this again next year...let's do this again until I'm fifty
let's see if I can get to a ten by the time I'm fifty
Thank you guys, take it easy, man!
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captioned by Jerry Liu