Character role here because you are not getting into the role.
You are a warrior.
You are the He-Bitch. (Laughs)
Your Mom is the leader. She is the ugly She-Bitch.
There is going to be more of you guys coming along but not right in this skit.
Why do you keep shaking your head when I am trying to explain to you-
What you character is.
Because it does not fucking matter! It does matter!
It matters a whole lot. You have got to get into your character. You are not getting into your character.
If I do the movements, what does it matter? It is going to be voiced-over anyway.
Because you are not getting to- Uncle Larry is right. I mean, we learned about this shit in school.
You got to get the character objective.
Exactly. So you know what you are doing, you get in the mind of it.
If I know the movements though, it will be fine.
Yeah, but you are clearly not into it or else you would not be complaining. You got to own it, dude.
Let us just fucking get this shit over with!
That is what we are trying to do if you just listen to the director.
If I get the movements down-
How the character would do it, we will be fine.
You have not got the movements down yet. You want to go over all the movements first?
Fine! Let us get it done and over with.
Uncle Larry, you want me to control this part? I have done this before.
No, I got it. Alright. I got it. Okay.
But you could do me a favor though, Jess.
You be your character walking down this way to meet him.
Yeah, no I have been trying to help!
No, I understand. Okay.
I am just getting really frustrated.
This has been a long time. Yeah, I can keep filming though?
Yeah, you can film. Alright. I do not care.
I just want behind the scenes for my channel.
Jeffrey is being the biggest bitch. We are trying to film this Kung-Fu.
Alright.
He is not. Okay. He is not putting anything into his walk.
No, he is not putting shit into this.
How are you supposed to get into character- Wait, am I walking too or am I just-
You just stand there. Okay, now you are going to meet him.
Now the first you are going to do is take the fan down.
You are going to "blah-blah-blah".
And then he is going to "blah-blah-blah."
Are we actually talking?
Yeah, you can say whatever you want.
Okay. Audio gets cut out. Alright. Yeah. Yeah.
Alright, now you are going to smack him in the face.
With- Wait, he is not actually hitting me, right?
No. No. He is not actually going to touch you.
Alright, do not actually hit me.
Stay way short of his face. Do not. Okay, good. Boom. Boom.
Then he is going to say, "Take that bitch!" And he is going to smack that.
Yeah, like the first one.
Then you are going to turn around and say-
And then take that, right?
Woah. Woah. Woah. (Childish Laughter)
Aw, this is going to be the best part.
(More Laughter)
You are not putting that up either.
Hell yeah I am!
This is part of the whole skit.
Yeah.
I did not agree to having my fucking naked body-
Yes, you did agree to it. You cannot even see anything!
What?
You cannot see anything.
Oh, yeah you can. No, you cannot!
There is nothing even to see, dude. Trust me.
Bra and the panties on you, that is all. It is no big deal.
Why did you think you were putting them on?
I cannot have this fucking shit on the Internet.
Why do you think you are wearing a costume like that?
I would do that role. It is not that hard. It is not that bad.
I have done a lot worse!
Did you not agree to be in this?
I did, but I did not agree to do this and have my fucking half-naked body on the Internet.
So dramatic. Hold up, the deal was that you would be in a role in my skit.
Yes. This is the part I had for you.
Well, this is hardly a role. I am dressed like a half-naked tranny.
It is a joke. It is for comedy's sake!
Exactly, it is all comedy. It is a skit!
It is going to be funny when you see it!
I mean, look at you right now...It is hilarious! (Laughs)
Yeah, exactly. I mean, this all part of the whole thing.
Yes. Is this a fucking prank?
No, it is not no freaking prank. This is part of my skit.
Then why the fuck is he filming?
I am doing-
Hold on. Honestly, Jeffrey. I swear to God this is not a prank.
This is not a prank. You think I would buy that outfit if it was a prank?
If you saw the first one, this is right in line with it.
Paintball gun to fucking shoot his ass.
Exactly, that is what you do, but I do not do that shit.
Alright, this was a part of my skit.
Well, I am not fucking doing this.
I am not doing it.
You agreed to do it. You have to do it.
Jeffrey, we are already mid-way through this shit, just do-
I took care of your dogs.
Four times on one day on the Fourth of July, when I could have been sitting home relaxing all day-
I came out and I took care of your dog.
Because you said you were going to be in this skit.
Jeffrey, what do you mean, "No."?
Did not know I was going to dress up half-naked and have myself half-naked on the Internet.
Okay, it is not that bad.
It is not that bad, dude.
I will be- You are being a big pussy.
You are being a big pussy right now.
I am not fucking doing this.
What do you mean, you have to do it. You agreed to do this.
I am not doing this. That is bullshit. Wah! You got to it. Fucking wah!
I am not fucking doing this!
What do you mean, you are not doing it? Look at what you did to the freaking wig!
Jeffrey, let us calm-
Can we please just calm-
This is how you are going to act, really?
You are acting like your fucking costume, dude.
You know what. You know what.
If this is how you feel then you do not have to fucking come to North Carolina, how about that?
Holy shit.
If you are going to back out on something- You cannot choose whether or not I go to North Carolina.
Hell, I can. I am the one who pays for all that shit!
You think your family is paying for it? No, I am paying for it!
And if you are not going to be in my skit then you are not going.
Holy shit! Fuck this shit!
I am not fucking dealing with this. Holy shit.
That is bullshit. I stay up. A man stays behind his word!
Fucking bullshit!
It is bullshit! Jeffrey. Jeffrey, just come back!
Shut the fuck up!
I am trying to help, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
Uncle Larry, stay back. Here, let me handle this.
Dude.
Jeffrey, come on.
Look, we got North Carolina in a couple days.
Yeah, well I am not fucking going now.
I mean, it is a family trip. Just please help him out with this skit. You made a deal, dude.
Yeah, I made a fucking deal. I did not make a fucking deal to parade half-naked on the fucking Internet.
It is not that bad! I mean, look at me. I have a ridiculous wig on.
I look like a fucking Uruk-hai!
You are not the one in women's clothing and parading- That is your part!
That is your part. It is funny because you are really big.
Uncle La- Why do you not play the part?
I am done. This is my character. I was already in the first one!
Could you just calm down like do not-
No, let him go. If that is what he wants...
I mean, this is bullshit. It is sad that you guys cannot get along.
This is-
Well, this goes deeper than this.
Jeffrey, come on now!
Jeffrey, I am not going to let you do this.
You are coming on the family trip with us!
Please! Jeffrey, come the fuck on! NO!
Please, can we talk?
Turn around and fucking talk to me. Look at me!
What?!
What do you want from me?!
I just want you to come to the fucking vacation, dude.
I know we don't- I am not fucking coming.
No, not after that.
Fuck no.
Fuck you.
Have a nice family fucking vacation. Fucking God damn it.
I am sorry. He is fucking-
It is not your fault.
(Sighs)
He always thinks everything is a prank because that is what he is used to doing all the time.
I mean, we already had a lot of footage there.
We are going to have to re-cast. Yeah.
I am going to have to buy a whole new freaking wig too.
Were you serious about him not coming? Hell yeah.
I did not want him to come to begin with.
After last year...
He brought that whack-job of a girlfriend of his out there.
You really think that is a good idea though?
Yeah.
I am fine with it.
If I am going to get disrespected like that, that is what is going to happen. I get it, I get it...But still.
I am sorry, Jess. But I am not going to get disrespected like that. I know. I know. I know.
I am totally on your side. I just wish we could compromise somehow.
I freaking took care of his dogs, right?
I came over and took care of Ella the whole day.
Yeah.
And all I ask for is- I mean, what was it going to be?
Ten minutes? I mean, really is actions were like-
I know. He just had to walk- We could pick it apart.
As soon as he came out there, he had a bad attitude.
Yeah.
Yeah. He would not listen to one thing I said out there. Yeah, I know.
I get it. It is just- It is bullshit.